Summary: A/U, everyone is human, Angel is a sexist jerk, PE teacher in LA,
Buffy is the new self-defense teacher.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, yada, yada, yada, all the characters come from the brilliant mind of Joss.
Distribution: You want it, take it, just tell me where it goes.
Spoilers: A/U
A/N: Okay, yes I will be able to work on 'Consoling' too, but I had this idea in my head and I need to write it so.. enough of my babbling and on with the story.
Chapter 1: Angelus O'Connor
William 'Spike' Johnson and Angelus O'Connor were on their lunch break in the teachers lounge.
"Are they ever going to find a new self-defense teacher?" Angelus asked his best friend and coworker, Spike.
"Didn't you hear?" Spike asked.
"What?"
"They got a new self-defense teacher."
"Oh, that's good when is he coming?"
"Not he, she, and she is coming tomorrow."
"What?!"
"No shit, Harris hired a girl self-defense teacher," Spike said.
"No, there is no way I'm working with a girl, I need to talk to Xander," Angelus said as he left to find his boss's office.
3 minutes later in Xander's office.
"You can't expect me to work with her," Angelus said.
"I do, she is one of the best self-defense teachers around, and I will not just not hire her just because you don't like working with girls!"
"Fine!" Angelus said as he walked out and shut the door behind him.
The phone in Xander's office rang, "Hello? Hi, Anya, so Buffy's flight arrives at 5:15, okay. Yes I think it will be very interesting having Buffy work with Angelus. No, I really do, Anya, we have both known Buffy since high school, and, unfortunately, we both know Angelus, how do you think it will turn out. You're right, they probably will kill each other, okay, bye sweetie." Xander hung up the phone; 'this will be fascinating,' he thought.
A/N: This chapter is shorter then my usual chapters. Please R&R!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, yada, yada, yada, all the characters come from the brilliant mind of Joss.
Distribution: You want it, take it, just tell me where it goes.
Spoilers: A/U
A/N: Okay, yes I will be able to work on 'Consoling' too, but I had this idea in my head and I need to write it so.. enough of my babbling and on with the story.
Chapter 1: Angelus O'Connor
William 'Spike' Johnson and Angelus O'Connor were on their lunch break in the teachers lounge.
"Are they ever going to find a new self-defense teacher?" Angelus asked his best friend and coworker, Spike.
"Didn't you hear?" Spike asked.
"What?"
"They got a new self-defense teacher."
"Oh, that's good when is he coming?"
"Not he, she, and she is coming tomorrow."
"What?!"
"No shit, Harris hired a girl self-defense teacher," Spike said.
"No, there is no way I'm working with a girl, I need to talk to Xander," Angelus said as he left to find his boss's office.
3 minutes later in Xander's office.
"You can't expect me to work with her," Angelus said.
"I do, she is one of the best self-defense teachers around, and I will not just not hire her just because you don't like working with girls!"
"Fine!" Angelus said as he walked out and shut the door behind him.
The phone in Xander's office rang, "Hello? Hi, Anya, so Buffy's flight arrives at 5:15, okay. Yes I think it will be very interesting having Buffy work with Angelus. No, I really do, Anya, we have both known Buffy since high school, and, unfortunately, we both know Angelus, how do you think it will turn out. You're right, they probably will kill each other, okay, bye sweetie." Xander hung up the phone; 'this will be fascinating,' he thought.
A/N: This chapter is shorter then my usual chapters. Please R&R!