A/N: Like you asked, this chapter is longer, they will get longer once the
Week of Hell(testing week) is over.
Chapter 2: A Girl Self-Defense Teacher
Angelus was walking to the gym when a girl caught his eye, she was short, petite, blonde, just the type of girl he like, he was so wrapped up in his own thoughts that he didn't even see her come over.
"Um, excuse me, could you tell me where the principal's office is?" she asked.
"Are you a new student?" he asked.
She chuckled, "No, I'm the new self-defense teacher."
Angelus stiffened, then thought of a way to get rid of her, "So, you're the new self-defense teacher, just watch out, Xander can be a bastered, he might hit on you."
Buffy smiled, "You MUST be Angelus, Xander had a crush on me in the 10th grade and that is it, right now I'm Xander and Anya's legal garden for their child."
"Oh, I knew Xander had a reason for hiring a girl self-defense teacher, you guys are old friends."
"And I don't see the reason why Xand hasn't fired you, yet," Buffy smiled as a student walked by, "Excuse me, could you tell me where the principal's office is?"
"Yeah, go down the hall and take a left, you can't miss it."
"Thanks," She said, but instead of going around Angelus she pushed him out of the way.
Spike saw this and ran over to Angelus, "Hey, man, what happened, who's that?"
"The new self-defense teacher."
"You're kidding me!"
"No."
Spike shrugged, "She hot."
Angelus looked at him, "She's a bitch."
"So, how much talking are you going to do with her?"
"Are you always this horny?" and with that Angelus headed towards the gym.
1st period gym, Angelus looks pissed, "Okay, let's start with the stretches, since the new self-defense teacher isn't here yet."
"No, I'm here," Buffy said walking out of a dim corner, "I just wanted to see how long you would wait before you started," she turned to the class, "Hi, I'm Buffy Summers, don't call me Ms. Summers, makes me sound like an old hag, so feel free to call me Buffy. I will be the new self-defense teacher."
Some of the boys snickered, "And yes, in answer, to your bound to be first question, yes a girl can be a self-defense teacher."
"Not a very good one." One of the boys said.
Buffy was able to see how it was, her started to do a high kick, landing about an inch from the boy's noise, he fell backwards, "I have been trained in just about every type of self-defense there is, from kickboxing to street fighting, and believe me when I say I wont take any crap from nobody, and yes again I will be cussing all the time, so get use to it."
Angelus was sick and tired of this shit, he decided he was going to show his class how good Buffy was a surprise attacks, he started to sneak up behind her, then as he was just about to attack her, Buffy smiled, grabbed him and through him, he flew across the room and into a wall, "Guess you're an ANGEL, cause you can fly," Buffy said mockingly.
The boys were dumb stricken, and the girls started laughing and cheering.
Xander watched this through a window and he just started laughing to himself and thinking what a great idea it was to have hired Buffy.
Lunch time in the teacher's lounge, Spike and Angelus, still sore.
"You kidding me!" Spike yelled.
"I wish I was," Angelus said, struggling to get a jar of grape jelly open.
Buffy walked in the room, it went silent for a second, she shot a look and they began talking again, she got some bread and a butter knife and walked over to Angelus, who was still struggling with the jar of jelly, she took the jar out of his hands, opened it, spread it on a slice of bread, then through the jar a way. "Hey!" Angelus said, Buffy smiled, "Sorry, it's empty, Angel," Buffy said in a mocking voice and left the room.
She turned down the hall and through the sandwich in the next garbage can she saw, "Ick! I hate grape!" she said to herself and continued walking down the hall.
A/N: Please R&R!
Chapter 2: A Girl Self-Defense Teacher
Angelus was walking to the gym when a girl caught his eye, she was short, petite, blonde, just the type of girl he like, he was so wrapped up in his own thoughts that he didn't even see her come over.
"Um, excuse me, could you tell me where the principal's office is?" she asked.
"Are you a new student?" he asked.
She chuckled, "No, I'm the new self-defense teacher."
Angelus stiffened, then thought of a way to get rid of her, "So, you're the new self-defense teacher, just watch out, Xander can be a bastered, he might hit on you."
Buffy smiled, "You MUST be Angelus, Xander had a crush on me in the 10th grade and that is it, right now I'm Xander and Anya's legal garden for their child."
"Oh, I knew Xander had a reason for hiring a girl self-defense teacher, you guys are old friends."
"And I don't see the reason why Xand hasn't fired you, yet," Buffy smiled as a student walked by, "Excuse me, could you tell me where the principal's office is?"
"Yeah, go down the hall and take a left, you can't miss it."
"Thanks," She said, but instead of going around Angelus she pushed him out of the way.
Spike saw this and ran over to Angelus, "Hey, man, what happened, who's that?"
"The new self-defense teacher."
"You're kidding me!"
"No."
Spike shrugged, "She hot."
Angelus looked at him, "She's a bitch."
"So, how much talking are you going to do with her?"
"Are you always this horny?" and with that Angelus headed towards the gym.
1st period gym, Angelus looks pissed, "Okay, let's start with the stretches, since the new self-defense teacher isn't here yet."
"No, I'm here," Buffy said walking out of a dim corner, "I just wanted to see how long you would wait before you started," she turned to the class, "Hi, I'm Buffy Summers, don't call me Ms. Summers, makes me sound like an old hag, so feel free to call me Buffy. I will be the new self-defense teacher."
Some of the boys snickered, "And yes, in answer, to your bound to be first question, yes a girl can be a self-defense teacher."
"Not a very good one." One of the boys said.
Buffy was able to see how it was, her started to do a high kick, landing about an inch from the boy's noise, he fell backwards, "I have been trained in just about every type of self-defense there is, from kickboxing to street fighting, and believe me when I say I wont take any crap from nobody, and yes again I will be cussing all the time, so get use to it."
Angelus was sick and tired of this shit, he decided he was going to show his class how good Buffy was a surprise attacks, he started to sneak up behind her, then as he was just about to attack her, Buffy smiled, grabbed him and through him, he flew across the room and into a wall, "Guess you're an ANGEL, cause you can fly," Buffy said mockingly.
The boys were dumb stricken, and the girls started laughing and cheering.
Xander watched this through a window and he just started laughing to himself and thinking what a great idea it was to have hired Buffy.
Lunch time in the teacher's lounge, Spike and Angelus, still sore.
"You kidding me!" Spike yelled.
"I wish I was," Angelus said, struggling to get a jar of grape jelly open.
Buffy walked in the room, it went silent for a second, she shot a look and they began talking again, she got some bread and a butter knife and walked over to Angelus, who was still struggling with the jar of jelly, she took the jar out of his hands, opened it, spread it on a slice of bread, then through the jar a way. "Hey!" Angelus said, Buffy smiled, "Sorry, it's empty, Angel," Buffy said in a mocking voice and left the room.
She turned down the hall and through the sandwich in the next garbage can she saw, "Ick! I hate grape!" she said to herself and continued walking down the hall.
A/N: Please R&R!