Help Us, Please!
By: The TAG Pest, Alys B.
Dear Citizens of the World,
I approach you this day to plea for help! As you may know, Germany
has been in great financial trouble. Our Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, God
bless his soul, has come to the source of our problems. The Jews are
our affliction! For years they have poisoned our lifestyle, stolen our
business, used our resources, and our poor children have been
brainwashed by the undisciplined brats the Jews have raised.
I myself have witnessed this! A boy, Friedrich, lived in the
apartment directly above the gardens I have been assigned to watch. I
have seen many inhumane things done by this Jew and his family.
This…boy…snuck into a Jungvolk meeting, and dated an Aryan girl. He
celebrated the Sabbath no matter what and continued to repair lamps even
after working was forbidden. He even sheltered a rabbi that was wanted
by law! Fortunately all the family has perished.
As you can see, Jews have caused great suffering among the German peoples.
I beg you now to support our cause! Send troops to help with
the Final Solution, and we will be forever grateful.
Heil Hitler!
Polycarp the lawn gnome