Disclaimer: I do not own Tenchi characters And I NEVER WILL!!*sob
Telephone Tally
Ryoko, who was still Ayeka, walked down the streets of Tokyo looking in all of the shop windows. Damn Ayeka she made me wear this stupid dress. Ryoko was wearing a purple and pink kimono and her hair was in two ponytails. She had finally gotten out to look for something else without Ayeka knowing. Soon she came upon a dress shop that had short skirts and pants that were black. Ryoko walked in and went over to a rack of black pants. Looking at the tags she realized she didn't know what size she was. Hmm I guess I'll just have to try them all on. She picked up three pairs of pants and some black shirts.
"Umm excuse me sir.HEY YOU!!!" The salesman turned slowly around.
"Yes young lady"
" I need to try these on." He pointed to a door that had other rooms the size of closets.
"Uh THANKS!!" She happily walked over to the room and carefully chose the largest one. First lets try the large, She put on the pants and buttoned them up, but they sagged and fell off. Nope now for the medium! She put the pants on and buttoned them up. Boy these fit really well I think I'll wear them out! She tried on the shirt and found one then went to put the rest of the clothes away.
"Hey Mister can I wear these out?"
"Umm I suppose come lets check those clothes out." He walked toward a counter and rang up the clothes.
"That will be 10,000 yen please." Ryoko dug into the pockets of the dress pulling out all of Ayeka's savings.
"Here ya go mister!" She happily handed him the yen and then walked off. She walked on until she got to a salon. Thinking of revenge Ryoko walked into the building. A few minutes later she came out smiling evilly.
~Ayeka~
Ayeka ran around the house looking for Ryoko. Where could she have gone she was supposed to be with Mihoshi but knowing Mihoshi she probably-No she can't Oh My Gosh!! Ayeka turned to see Ryoko walk in with black clothes on and her purple hair pulled out into spikes like Ryoko's old hair.
"What the hell did you do to my beautiful hair you, you, How Dare you!!!!" Ryoko smiled and turned around modeling her black clothes.
"Do you like it I thought you would?"
"How could you, How.." The telephone ringing cut off Ayeka. Both girls looked at one another and ran to the phone.
"Give me the phone Ayeka!" Ryoko screamed.
"No!"
'WACK'
Ayeka was lying on the floor with a big handprint on her face. She looked to be unconscious but Ryoko didn't care.
"Hello Maski residents." Ryoko said sweetly into the receiver.
"Uh yes is this Ayeka?" Ryoko looked at the girl lying on the floor and held back a giggle.
"Uh yes it is how may I help you?"
"Yeah well you know how you promised me that date well umm I'm cashing in that rain check so I'll pick you up at eight ok, ok well good bye." The end of the line went dead.
"Wait What the Hell A DATE!!!"
"Oh I see that Sinai has finally caught up with me." Ayeka was standing in the hallway giggling.
" Ayeka Im going to get you for this!"
Authors Note: I know this wasn't as funny but I couldn't put the fan girls in because I only got one request so if you really want to be a fan girl please R&R Thank you Bye!!!
Telephone Tally
Ryoko, who was still Ayeka, walked down the streets of Tokyo looking in all of the shop windows. Damn Ayeka she made me wear this stupid dress. Ryoko was wearing a purple and pink kimono and her hair was in two ponytails. She had finally gotten out to look for something else without Ayeka knowing. Soon she came upon a dress shop that had short skirts and pants that were black. Ryoko walked in and went over to a rack of black pants. Looking at the tags she realized she didn't know what size she was. Hmm I guess I'll just have to try them all on. She picked up three pairs of pants and some black shirts.
"Umm excuse me sir.HEY YOU!!!" The salesman turned slowly around.
"Yes young lady"
" I need to try these on." He pointed to a door that had other rooms the size of closets.
"Uh THANKS!!" She happily walked over to the room and carefully chose the largest one. First lets try the large, She put on the pants and buttoned them up, but they sagged and fell off. Nope now for the medium! She put the pants on and buttoned them up. Boy these fit really well I think I'll wear them out! She tried on the shirt and found one then went to put the rest of the clothes away.
"Hey Mister can I wear these out?"
"Umm I suppose come lets check those clothes out." He walked toward a counter and rang up the clothes.
"That will be 10,000 yen please." Ryoko dug into the pockets of the dress pulling out all of Ayeka's savings.
"Here ya go mister!" She happily handed him the yen and then walked off. She walked on until she got to a salon. Thinking of revenge Ryoko walked into the building. A few minutes later she came out smiling evilly.
~Ayeka~
Ayeka ran around the house looking for Ryoko. Where could she have gone she was supposed to be with Mihoshi but knowing Mihoshi she probably-No she can't Oh My Gosh!! Ayeka turned to see Ryoko walk in with black clothes on and her purple hair pulled out into spikes like Ryoko's old hair.
"What the hell did you do to my beautiful hair you, you, How Dare you!!!!" Ryoko smiled and turned around modeling her black clothes.
"Do you like it I thought you would?"
"How could you, How.." The telephone ringing cut off Ayeka. Both girls looked at one another and ran to the phone.
"Give me the phone Ayeka!" Ryoko screamed.
"No!"
'WACK'
Ayeka was lying on the floor with a big handprint on her face. She looked to be unconscious but Ryoko didn't care.
"Hello Maski residents." Ryoko said sweetly into the receiver.
"Uh yes is this Ayeka?" Ryoko looked at the girl lying on the floor and held back a giggle.
"Uh yes it is how may I help you?"
"Yeah well you know how you promised me that date well umm I'm cashing in that rain check so I'll pick you up at eight ok, ok well good bye." The end of the line went dead.
"Wait What the Hell A DATE!!!"
"Oh I see that Sinai has finally caught up with me." Ayeka was standing in the hallway giggling.
" Ayeka Im going to get you for this!"
Authors Note: I know this wasn't as funny but I couldn't put the fan girls in because I only got one request so if you really want to be a fan girl please R&R Thank you Bye!!!