A/N Ok this is my first attempt at a SSBM fic. So if you like review it!
Oh yeah I kinda got the idea from Zorra Lombardi who wrote a much better one!
Link and Navi are sitting in one of the rooms the ssb's sleep in.
Link: I'm bored. Really bored.
Navi: You always are.
Link: Wanta pass this video camera around to evryone an see what vthey do with it?!
Navi: YEAH!
Link: Ok lets go see Mario first.
They walk over to Marios room where he is playing NES. He's losing to Luigi.
Link: Hey Mario wanna play with the video camera?
Mario: YEAH! Oh hey Luigi! Look-a what I got here-a!
Luigi: Hey Link why didn't I get one?
Link: We only have one. You guys can share it for an hour!
Mario&Luigi: Ok!
They walk off to Peachs room. All the other girls sleep in there too.
Peach: Hey girls. I'm going on a date with Wario. What should I wear? Pink or blue?
Jigglypuff: Jiggy jigglypuf puff!
Samus: Blue
Zelda: Pink!
Mewtwo walks in on the girls.
Mewtwo: Purple. I know I'm a guy but I have a strange feeling his soft side likes purple.
Mario speaks up. Uhh no He likes pink!
Luigi: No I like peach!
Link grabs camera before a fight starts.
Link: Ok they didn;t do anything funny!
Navi: Do they ever?
Link: When their drunk!
Navi: yesss so what?
Link: Lets see what the doc is up to.
Doctor Mario is holding a bottle of pills and DK is sitting next to him.
Doc.: Oky doky DK to get rid of the headaches just take these. I'll make Link stop hitting you.
Just then Link walks in the room.
Doc Mario: Link we need to talk!
Link runs off screaming abut how he will stop abusing the monkey.
DK: I hav hurt feelings doc! Either that or I have to go to the bathroom.
Link: That was close.
Navi: Monkey abuser!
Link: Shuddyap! Lets see what Captin Falcon is doing.
They walk out to the garage whee various vehicles are parked. Such as Samus's starship, Epona, Captin falcons racer thing-a-mabob, Fox's ship. Captin falcon is in a army suit an yelling at dust.
CF: DO YOU HEAR ME! I WILL NO LONGER TOLARATE YOU!
Link: heh this is funny.
CF: YOUNG MAN STAND UP STRAIT! HONESTLY IN MY DAY THE YOUNG PEOPLE WERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!
Link: But Captin uhhh (1 that was in your day! (2 We are not supposed to be gentle! We are here to kick ass!
CF: RIGHT! BACK TO WORK!
Link walks off scared.
Link: who else do you want to go near nav?
Navi: Pika pika pika chu!
Pikachu: I dunno link where you wanna go? EEK I AM YELLOW!
Navi: Pika?
Link: ok.....
In the next chapter...
Will Navi get her bodie back?
Will Link find someone funny?
Will we die?
Does cheese turn purple?
Oh yeah I kinda got the idea from Zorra Lombardi who wrote a much better one!
Link and Navi are sitting in one of the rooms the ssb's sleep in.
Link: I'm bored. Really bored.
Navi: You always are.
Link: Wanta pass this video camera around to evryone an see what vthey do with it?!
Navi: YEAH!
Link: Ok lets go see Mario first.
They walk over to Marios room where he is playing NES. He's losing to Luigi.
Link: Hey Mario wanna play with the video camera?
Mario: YEAH! Oh hey Luigi! Look-a what I got here-a!
Luigi: Hey Link why didn't I get one?
Link: We only have one. You guys can share it for an hour!
Mario&Luigi: Ok!
They walk off to Peachs room. All the other girls sleep in there too.
Peach: Hey girls. I'm going on a date with Wario. What should I wear? Pink or blue?
Jigglypuff: Jiggy jigglypuf puff!
Samus: Blue
Zelda: Pink!
Mewtwo walks in on the girls.
Mewtwo: Purple. I know I'm a guy but I have a strange feeling his soft side likes purple.
Mario speaks up. Uhh no He likes pink!
Luigi: No I like peach!
Link grabs camera before a fight starts.
Link: Ok they didn;t do anything funny!
Navi: Do they ever?
Link: When their drunk!
Navi: yesss so what?
Link: Lets see what the doc is up to.
Doctor Mario is holding a bottle of pills and DK is sitting next to him.
Doc.: Oky doky DK to get rid of the headaches just take these. I'll make Link stop hitting you.
Just then Link walks in the room.
Doc Mario: Link we need to talk!
Link runs off screaming abut how he will stop abusing the monkey.
DK: I hav hurt feelings doc! Either that or I have to go to the bathroom.
Link: That was close.
Navi: Monkey abuser!
Link: Shuddyap! Lets see what Captin Falcon is doing.
They walk out to the garage whee various vehicles are parked. Such as Samus's starship, Epona, Captin falcons racer thing-a-mabob, Fox's ship. Captin falcon is in a army suit an yelling at dust.
CF: DO YOU HEAR ME! I WILL NO LONGER TOLARATE YOU!
Link: heh this is funny.
CF: YOUNG MAN STAND UP STRAIT! HONESTLY IN MY DAY THE YOUNG PEOPLE WERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!
Link: But Captin uhhh (1 that was in your day! (2 We are not supposed to be gentle! We are here to kick ass!
CF: RIGHT! BACK TO WORK!
Link walks off scared.
Link: who else do you want to go near nav?
Navi: Pika pika pika chu!
Pikachu: I dunno link where you wanna go? EEK I AM YELLOW!
Navi: Pika?
Link: ok.....
In the next chapter...
Will Navi get her bodie back?
Will Link find someone funny?
Will we die?
Does cheese turn purple?