A/N Ok yeah I know that the first chappie sucked but this one should be better ok? please believe me!

Link: Navi youre pikachu and Pikachu you're navi! Could this get anymore soap operaish sounding!
Pika: Nope
Navi: pika

Mr. Game and Watch enters the room painted like a salesman. He is carrying a suitcase.

MGAW: Hello man and critter and farie! May I interest you in a brain switching back thingamabob device?

Link pulls out camera.
Link: Say that again!
MGAW: Hello man and critter and farie! May I interest you in a brain switching back thingamabob device?
Link: Yup.
MGAW: Then it is your lucky day I happen to have one!

He pulls out a flat machine and draws helmets coming out of it.

MGAW: Now just put these over your heads and you're brains will switch!

Navi and Pikachu do so and both walk away unharmed.

Link: Can I borrow tha for a sec?
MGAW: Sure Link.

Link runs over to Mario and Peach and makes them switch minds.
Mario: Oh you can't blame me for going out with short dark and handsome wario! He's so much better than you Mario!
Peach: Oh how could you peach! I have a confession to make though. I am a homo! wahhhhhhhh

runs off crying.

Link: I just got a great idea!

He grabs Zelda and Ruto and switches their minds.

Link: Now Ruto is at least better looking!

Zelda: Thank you Linky poo but these clothes just don't feel good!
Ruto: Oh Link switch us back before she rips them off!

Link switches them back muttering that he never wanted to see THAT much of Zelda anyway.

The camera turns off then blinks on an hour later to see Marths face up close and personal.

Link*with aulstrailian accent*: Today you join me here on the acne planet discovery channel exculisive! WE are traveling across the greasy detphs of Marths face and...

Marth wakes up and starts to choke Link.

Ok peeps here are this chappies questions...

Will Link live to do a chapter 3?
Do socks run or is it the shoes?
And yet again does cheese turn purple?