Zelda: Hey Link? Are you really engaged to Ruto?

Link: Huh what nooo why?

Zelda: Cause Mewtwo wants to marry you.

Link: eww. that's just wrong zel.

Navi&tatl&tael: we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!

Link: That's it I am outta here! I'm going to the bar if anyone cares! *looks around at no one noticing him* I feel so unloved!~at the bar~

Falco: Hey fox where do underpants hide?
Fox: I dunno where?
Falco: Under over pants! hahahahahahahahahhahhahahaha
Link: That wasn't funny.
Fox: he knows!
Lil' Link: What do you think would happen if I pulled the master sword out? would there be two big mes?
Link: Not really. You shouldn't even exsist at the moment!
Fox: No one cares about you lil link!
Lil' Link: I have no friends!

Nana and Popo walk in and give lil link a teddy bear. Then all three walk out.

Link: That was weird.
Fox: Mmmmhhmmm
Falco: hahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Link walks off to the gym where he finds Pichu, bowser and sheik trying to lift weights.

Link: Hey Sheik whatcha doin'?
Sheik: I am trying to lift this weight! *it's a twenty pounder*
Link: Ohhh kay uh sheik are you sure you can't lift it?
Sheik: YES!
Link: Where ya want it?
Sheik: Do you ever wonder why guys don't like you?
Link: Fine I won't help *drops weight on sheiks toes*
Sheik: OWWWWWWWWWWW MOMMIE!

Bowser is rolling around trying to smoosh pichu. Pichu is screaming for dear life.

Link: Hey bowser I think you could easily be execpted as a goron!
Bowser: I think you need a pyshcic link!
Pichu: Help me and I'll pay for it!
Link: uhhhh no.

~~questions of the chapter~~~
Will link save pichu
could this get anymore random?
does cheese ever turn purple!