A/N Sorry I didn't update forever! Doesn't seem like ya all care though. Since no one reads this fic! *crickets heard now* Ok bob (the sound dude) this isn't funny!
Bob: AHHHHHHHHH SORRY MISS LEGOLES LOVER!
Me: No my secret is out in the open! No! Die bob! *shoots bob with a fairy bow* ahhh much better! On with the fic!
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half hour later
Pichu: Please? With sugar, doughnuts, cherries, pizza, pop, spagettios, raviolli, and a tv dinner on the top?
Link: No!
Pichu: I'm running outta food!
Link: Sok. Bowser fell asleep anyways! Now where's my ice cream?
Pichu: ^_^ uhhhhh hehehehe gotta get going! *runs outta the room as fast as possible*
Link: Damn I want Ice cream! I'm gunna go see what peach is making.
In peach's kitchen
Link: Peachy girl whom I think is one of the hottest woman on the world can I have a slice of yer delicous cake?
Peach: Nope! It's all for Mario!
Link: So I lied for nothing! +-+
Peach: Yes you did! Now go give this to mario will you? *hands link the cake*
Link: *smashes it in peachs face* give it to him yerself! I'm sure that he will gladly lick it off yer face! Nobody Loves me!
Suddenly from the sky someone falls! That someone is ME!
Me: hey!
Link: Hey! Whateryadoinhere?
Me: Not much! How come you didn't take any spaces between words?
Link: I dunno. Ya wanna go find Gannondorf?
Me: Ok!
We walk down the hall and find Gannondorf sitting on Yoshi
Me: *Hiding behind Link* AHHHH He's gunna kill him!
Link: This isn't excatly a kodak moment!
G-dorf: Well since my horse, Snickers, died I need a new animal to ride!
Yoshi: Bleep bloop ble bloop! (help me! I'm getting crushed!)
Link: You may wanna try an elephant! They can probably hold your weight better!
G-dorf: Yeah but their scared of mice! Think of what they would do when they see your face!
Link: Ok you're asking for it! *jumps ontop of gannondorf and starts strangling him*
Me: Ok......time to end this chappy! Just so's I can get reviews! I won't write anymore unless I get five diff. peoples reviews!
Questions of the chapter
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Will Link win the fight?
Will I get five reviews?
Will Bob come back to life?
Bob: AHHHHHHHHH SORRY MISS LEGOLES LOVER!
Me: No my secret is out in the open! No! Die bob! *shoots bob with a fairy bow* ahhh much better! On with the fic!
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half hour later
Pichu: Please? With sugar, doughnuts, cherries, pizza, pop, spagettios, raviolli, and a tv dinner on the top?
Link: No!
Pichu: I'm running outta food!
Link: Sok. Bowser fell asleep anyways! Now where's my ice cream?
Pichu: ^_^ uhhhhh hehehehe gotta get going! *runs outta the room as fast as possible*
Link: Damn I want Ice cream! I'm gunna go see what peach is making.
In peach's kitchen
Link: Peachy girl whom I think is one of the hottest woman on the world can I have a slice of yer delicous cake?
Peach: Nope! It's all for Mario!
Link: So I lied for nothing! +-+
Peach: Yes you did! Now go give this to mario will you? *hands link the cake*
Link: *smashes it in peachs face* give it to him yerself! I'm sure that he will gladly lick it off yer face! Nobody Loves me!
Suddenly from the sky someone falls! That someone is ME!
Me: hey!
Link: Hey! Whateryadoinhere?
Me: Not much! How come you didn't take any spaces between words?
Link: I dunno. Ya wanna go find Gannondorf?
Me: Ok!
We walk down the hall and find Gannondorf sitting on Yoshi
Me: *Hiding behind Link* AHHHH He's gunna kill him!
Link: This isn't excatly a kodak moment!
G-dorf: Well since my horse, Snickers, died I need a new animal to ride!
Yoshi: Bleep bloop ble bloop! (help me! I'm getting crushed!)
Link: You may wanna try an elephant! They can probably hold your weight better!
G-dorf: Yeah but their scared of mice! Think of what they would do when they see your face!
Link: Ok you're asking for it! *jumps ontop of gannondorf and starts strangling him*
Me: Ok......time to end this chappy! Just so's I can get reviews! I won't write anymore unless I get five diff. peoples reviews!
Questions of the chapter
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Will Link win the fight?
Will I get five reviews?
Will Bob come back to life?