A/N Back to the killing bob dillema! *strangling Bob* Why do you have to tell my secrets bob? Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?

Bob: I didn't mean to missy! And I promise not to say that you think Link is hot too! Oops! O.O

Me: X-X BOB! *punches bob til he faints* on with the ficcy!

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*as I was saying an explosion went Ka-boom!*

KA-BOOM!

Navi flys over to link and screams: THE SPORKS ARE COMING THE SPORKS ARE COMING!

Link: O.o? Ok........*starts walking toward the explosion when zelda runs up half dressed yelling*

Zelda: link you must help me! The forks slash spoons are invading!

Link: I think you all need some serious help!

Then suddenly I fall from the sky eating candy!

Me: Hey what's up?

Link: Not much. Could your fic get any more random?

Me: Hmm lemme see.....yep! *Pulls a magic lever and slime falls on Zelda's head* BIG SHABOOZIE!

Zelda: OoO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*sobbing and trying to wipe off the slime*

Link: I take that back......

Me: *smiles* go see what the explosion was! hahahahahahahahahaha! *dissapears*

Link: ok........*walks back toward the explosion and sees ness?*

Ness: Hyui mi fanni!

Link: Ness learn to write!

Ness: Oh I meant Hyah! My Fanny!

Link: *raises eyebrow* Whatever!

ANOTHER EXPLOSION GOES OFF! KA-BOOM!

Navi: lets go! *points erm....I mean uhhhh well she uses her lil wingy to point!*

Link: *runs after the explosion and finally arrives and ses Captain Falcon*

C.F: ROY! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THE GROUND! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THE DEER!

Roy: *whimpers* I was shooting the deer....

Link: that was what the explosion was?

Me: *from the clouds* Told yait could get more random!!!!!!

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Questions of the Chapter!

Will this fic get any stupider/random?
Will Link die of boredom?
Will bob survive after telling all my secrets! Well he didn't tell them alll...yet.....

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