A/N Hey all I am here with LOVELY CHAPTER TEN! In celebration this chap is all about....the number 10 and......dun dun dun..."when tic tacs go bad!"

Bob: *singing* CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY NEDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS TO GO TO HEEEEEEE..csjfhsjf *getting strangled by crazy*

Crazy let's get on with the show! *Link's Bored Day is back now*

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Link: ok....pigs scare me...*rocks back and forth* this old man..he played six..he played knick knack on my..

Marth: DICK! Mwahahhahahahaha

Link: *stands up and starts beating Marth to the pulp*
Fox: *sounds all pyshicatrist like* Boys Boys...Violence isn't the answer to your problems. I good sit down will work out all your differences.

Both guys walk away while fox lectures the air

*camera turns off then a second later turns back on*

Link: we are making commercials!

Zelda: yep! But first a letter from our sponsers! *holds a sloppy written letter up to the camera*

Deer Peplz,
I am Nana and ths is Popo. We sa Hi!

Luv,
Nana an Popo!

Link: *slaps forehead and is suddenly in a bunny costume* cool! *hits forehead sponutanisosly and keeps changing costumes*

Zelda: ummmm commercials commercial time!

*pigs come on*

Pig 1: *really high* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLLLL ALWAYSSS LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUOUOUUUOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!
Pig 2: *really deep voice* NEARRRRRRRR FARRRRRRRRRR WHEREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Pig chorus: these are realy cheesey songs!

*suddenly a pig from the chorus trips and falls on a light making the curtain light on fire, making all the little piggys run and scream!*

Lil' Link: *counting on his toes* this lil' piggy went to the hospital from head injuries, this lil piggy stayed here and died, this lil piggy takes heroin cuz his mommy told him too, this lil piggy was a snob and had none, and the last LIL PIGGY went "wahhhhh my girlfriend won't sleep with me", all the way home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy: ok that's enough happy b-day of the tenth to us! BYE!

IF ANYONE CAN NAME THE SONG I HAVE ON NOW I WILL GIVE YOU TEN DOLLARS!