A/N Hey All! I was in a talent show today and I am soooooooooooooo perky! You all must listen to 19 wheels! Wahahahhahahahahhahaahhaha!
Bob: I am alive! *crazy throws a dagger threw his heart and he is still standing there*
Crazy: Huh?
Bob: I am invincible! *falls over dead*
Crazy: Hahahahhahahahahahahha!
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link: Singing pigs...why are they invading my show? The show is called "LINK'S Bored Day"! Not "Link and the Singing Pig's Bored day"!
Lil' Link: Crazy was considering the name change......
Link: *sighs* Life sucks doesn't it?
Lil" Link: *eating Epona who is wearin Malons dress* For you maybe!
Link: O.O That is way too wrong for words!
Malon: No this is! *umps out of nowhere wearing Zelda's dress inside-out, with blue makeup all over* Hi I am Impa and I am a Treehugger!
Lil' Link: It just doesn't get, It just doesn't get, It just doesn't get anybetter then this!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!
Malon: What? me? Do I burn your eyes?
Lil' Link: Either that or the fact that his hat is on fire.....
Malon: Probably me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs off crying*
Link: *throws hat off and a pink smudge appears on his hand* Ok....*rub pink on the wall they throws lil' link at the wall*
Lil' Link: Help I am stuck!
Peach: Nuh uh...*Makes him step forward*
Lil' Link: Oh...oh yeah..
Link: Life is odd.."we are born we live then we die.."
Crazy: No more like "We are born, find talent, some use it some don't, then we die."
Lil' Link: What the heck?! Since when is Crazy smart?
Crazy: Hmm? What did you say young child? Come hither..
Lil' Link: AHHHH DEKU TREE DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away crying*
Link: Hahahhahhaaa
Crazy: Hahahaha the lil' is gone!
Link: You mean you aren't smart?
Crazy: it took me two months to learn all that! *smiles proudly* Now a number from musical pigs!
Cow: *taps microphone witch squeals with feedback* Um acutally the pigs are all in the hospital...from the uh.. *cough cough* accident. So they won't be preforming...
Kelsey: oh ok....*cries* Now I need a new staff member!
link: Why?
Kelsey: Everytime someone gets hurt I hafta fire someone and get a new member..Bob? You're fired!
Bob: YAY!
Kelsey: Bob you are re-hired!
Bob: dang....
Kelsey: there that's settled....end of chapter!
?'s of the chapter
P.S. You get something if you can answer the questions correctly!
Do I have a Boyfriend or Husband or Both? If I do what is his/their name (s)?
What song did I sing in the talent show?
Where do I live? Exact address please!
There!
Bob: I am alive! *crazy throws a dagger threw his heart and he is still standing there*
Crazy: Huh?
Bob: I am invincible! *falls over dead*
Crazy: Hahahahhahahahahahahha!
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link: Singing pigs...why are they invading my show? The show is called "LINK'S Bored Day"! Not "Link and the Singing Pig's Bored day"!
Lil' Link: Crazy was considering the name change......
Link: *sighs* Life sucks doesn't it?
Lil" Link: *eating Epona who is wearin Malons dress* For you maybe!
Link: O.O That is way too wrong for words!
Malon: No this is! *umps out of nowhere wearing Zelda's dress inside-out, with blue makeup all over* Hi I am Impa and I am a Treehugger!
Lil' Link: It just doesn't get, It just doesn't get, It just doesn't get anybetter then this!
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!
Malon: What? me? Do I burn your eyes?
Lil' Link: Either that or the fact that his hat is on fire.....
Malon: Probably me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs off crying*
Link: *throws hat off and a pink smudge appears on his hand* Ok....*rub pink on the wall they throws lil' link at the wall*
Lil' Link: Help I am stuck!
Peach: Nuh uh...*Makes him step forward*
Lil' Link: Oh...oh yeah..
Link: Life is odd.."we are born we live then we die.."
Crazy: No more like "We are born, find talent, some use it some don't, then we die."
Lil' Link: What the heck?! Since when is Crazy smart?
Crazy: Hmm? What did you say young child? Come hither..
Lil' Link: AHHHH DEKU TREE DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away crying*
Link: Hahahhahhaaa
Crazy: Hahahaha the lil' is gone!
Link: You mean you aren't smart?
Crazy: it took me two months to learn all that! *smiles proudly* Now a number from musical pigs!
Cow: *taps microphone witch squeals with feedback* Um acutally the pigs are all in the hospital...from the uh.. *cough cough* accident. So they won't be preforming...
Kelsey: oh ok....*cries* Now I need a new staff member!
link: Why?
Kelsey: Everytime someone gets hurt I hafta fire someone and get a new member..Bob? You're fired!
Bob: YAY!
Kelsey: Bob you are re-hired!
Bob: dang....
Kelsey: there that's settled....end of chapter!
?'s of the chapter
P.S. You get something if you can answer the questions correctly!
Do I have a Boyfriend or Husband or Both? If I do what is his/their name (s)?
What song did I sing in the talent show?
Where do I live? Exact address please!
There!