Draco stood next to Ron.

"Seriously, I'm not gay!" protested Ron, but Draco just laughed.

"Aww, c'mon Ron, admit it, we're all gay, but thats okay," sang Draco.

Ron realized Draco's right...Draco's singing scared Harry.

"THE SEX-AY BASTARD IS RIGHT!!!" screamed Ron.

"My daddy's not dead.."' Draco started to cry.