Chapter 6: Finally at Headquarters!
(A/N: I DO NOT own any of these characters mentioned in this story. Also please note we are almost finished with our incredible journey! So please DO STAY TUNED! Thanks for the reviews and keep writing them!)
(One note: The brackets later in the story is me (the writer) talking to the characters in the story. Just to make sure you don't get confused. Also, they will be bolded)
(Enter into headquarters)
Bomberman: Well, we're almost to the man who is behind all this! From the last time I fought him, he was pretty hard, he may even be a lot harder to beat this time!
(Mario and Luigi look at each other for a moment)
Bomberman: Scared, boys?
Mario and Luigi: HA! Are you kidding?! We have seen things that you would rather have extremely scary nightmares instead of REAL LIFE?! From seeing that, we were blinded a bit from the extremely horrific event that would make even the toughest nut crack, but anyway, WE CAN TAKE ON ANYTHING!!!
Bomberman: Then what did you see?
(Mario shows the picture to Bomberman, which begins to shriek in terrific horror)
Bomberman: My eyes! MY EYES!! Why in hell's name did I ASK!! They're burning! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Water! WATER! NEED WATER! DAMN! MY WHOLE HEAD FEELS LIKE IS CAVING IN!!!
(Mario and Luigi just stand there moving their heads all around trying to follow Bomberman, who looked like a chicken with his head cut off throwing bombs all over the place, in which in turn was killing more and more enemies)
Luigi: (Whispering) He's doing all of my work and yours, put together with his! We'll fly through this stage!
(Mario nods)
(Bomberman gets himself back together)
Bomberman: (Who looks like on crack with his eyes all cracked and red) DON'T YOU EVER, EVER SHOW ME THAT PICTURE AGAIN!!! EVEN IF I ASK!!!
Luigi: Hey! I've got an idea!
Mario: Oh great, we finally get a plan from someone who keeps getting his butt burned on something. OK, Weege! What's this "plan" of yours?
Luigi: First of all, I HATE THAT NICKNAME!!! Anyways, back to my plan. We photocopy the "evil" picture and-
Mario: That picture is never coming out, AGAIN!
Luigi: Darn.
(Mario sees a huge bus coming towards them but under the crossway)
Mario: I got it! How about we hijack one of those busses and ride out of here!
Bomberman: I like it!
(Luigi sighs. The gang run down to the street and find the first bus)
Mario: We have to ride on the back of the bus to get in. To do that, we have to pull off some "James Bond" moves in order to do that. Ready?
Luigi and Bomberman: Ready!
(The bus comes and Mario does some awesome back-flipping moves and barrel rolls in the air and catches the back whilst Bomberman climbs up onto the crosswalk and jumps towards the bus landing near Mario. Luigi made it simple and climbed on with some trouble)
Mario and Bomberman: Luigi! You were supposed to pull off great stunts! You idiot!
(Once again, Luigi sighs)
Mario: Watch out for glass!
(Mario punches through the window and jumps in. Bomberman and Luigi follow suit)
Bomberman: Stop the bus, NOW!
(The driver ignores him)
(Bomberman walks up to the driver and pulls out a bomb in his face)
Bomberman: (Smoothly) Stop this bus or you will be eating this.
(The bus to a complete halt sending everybody (besides our heroes and the driver) flying forward with the bus on its front 2 wheels and falling back down to it's original 4)
Bomberman: (Smoothly) That's better.
(Bomberman Throws the Infantry driver out the window and calls Mario to get in the driver seat)
Mario: Why thank you!
Luigi: Crazy driver on the loose.
Mario: Shut up!
(Luigi with a small stress symbol on his skull)
Mario: OK! Grab a seat and hold on!
(Mario turns the bus around and starts ramming through everything)
Bomberman: Keep it up! You're doing really great! What do you think Luigi?
(Luigi keeps silent)
Bomberman: You will have your time of greatness. So don't worry! You've helped us many times before!
Mario: Yes you have Luigi! Just don't get any stupid ideas though. The picture is forbidden for everyone and anyone to see!
(Mario runs right through a tunnel and finds more things to ram through)
Bomberman: Weeeeeeeeee! This is fun!
Mario: You bet! Ramming into things with a bus that you don't own and care about trashing is all in the contract!
Luigi: Contract? What contract?
(Mario turns around and pulls a cheap contract written in crayon out of nowhere. Notice he doesn't have his eyes on the road at all)
Mario: According to this contract that I just made up about 30 seconds ago states that if I ever drive, I can ram through anything I want!
Luigi: So that's why you keep trying to kill me in Mario Kart 64.drat.should of known you would make up such an evil plot like this.
Bomberman: That's really funny! Can I be in the next Mario Kart game?
Mario: As long as you're out of my way and you kill that worthless wasted space fat Wario and that she-man Princess Toadstool.
Luigi: As long as it's not me.
Mario: No. that's MY job. Heh heh heh.
(Luigi looks out the front of the bus and notices they are about to crash into another bus)
Luigi: Uh.Mario?
Mario: Yo?
Luigi: You do know that you're not driving right?
Mario: Yeah.point?
Luigi: Well, WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO ANOTHER BUS IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Mario: We're playing chicken!
Bomberman: What fun!
Luigi (Spastically): Are you two on drugs?!
Mario and Bomberman: No.just alcohol. LOTS of AlCoHoL.
Luigi: Why me?
Bomberman: Look, it just doesn't have to be all you, ya know. We're in this too!
Mario: Yeah Weege! Don't be so selfish!
(Mario turns around and turns the bus just in time to scrape an extremely small thickness of paint off of both busses)
Mario: There. Happy?
Luigi: Quite. I'm ready to pass out now.
Mario: Geez.
(To make a long story short, they busted all they way through the level and destroying the big ship.thing by setting up a nuclear bomb and setting it off with lots of insane laughter on the part of Mario and Bomberman. Luigi, on the other hand, didn't feel safe anymore. Fact is, he was never safe in the first place by going on this adventure)
(Stage ends)
Mario: Where are we now?
(All Mario noticed was a metal door and nothing else)
(Mario walks on up towards the door)
Mario: I guess we enter here.
(All of a sudden, the door opens and a small robot barges into the room and knocks Mario down onto his behind)
Mario: HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
(For this boss, we'll just name him a jet-bot. I forgot the name of this thing so don't blame me for wrong name? Just have some imagination, OK?!)
Jet-bot: Target located. Destroy on sight. Activate laser beams and other heavy arsinal.
Luigi: Laser Beam?! OTHER HEAVY ARSINAL?! WE'RE TOAST!!!
Mario: Quiet Weege. Me and Bomb here have it covered!
Bomberman: Bomb? Hmm.I kind of like that nickname!
(Battle Begins)
(Immediately Bomb and Mario started attacking the Jet-bot with fire balls and bombs. Damaging the Jet-bot just enough, Luigi jumps on top of it and starts pounding the begeezus out it)
(Mario stops and sees Luigi on a rampage)
Mario (whispering to Bomberman): He's really freaking me out!
Bomberman: Yeah. Wonder what's up with him?
(Mario shrugs)
Luigi: DIE, YOU STUPID **CENSORED.PLEASE STAND BY.** PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!!!
(Luigi destroys the Jet-bot)
(Mario and Bomberman just stare at Luigi with extremely large and widened eyes)
Bomberman: Such profanity! Is their no humanity left in you?!
Luigi: Yes, just very little. I was just a little ticked off at that robot.thing. No big deal.
Mario: Just a little? HA! It was so bad, the writer had to censor it out!
Bomberman: Let's just leave him behind. He's just a huge nuisance. You will never EVER be a part of this team with that attitude. Get out of here. You're nothing but just a heavy sack on our backs that is about as useless as a burned out fire ball.
(Mario and Bomberman leave Luigi behind)
Luigi: Fine! I'll just be on my way! I don't need you two!
(Luigi storms off)
Bomberman: How can you stand him as your brother?
Mario: Ever since Nintendo stuck me with him as my brother, I've been limited to what I can fully do with my time.including playing poker with Bowser. He still owes me a new T.V in which he broke just by looking at it. He says it just wasn't his day. This is probably the only time I've been without him and not rescuing the princess all-in-one adventure adventure. Glad I'm with you as a team. I rather have you as a brother rather than that trash that we just heard not to long ago. I can see it now "The New Mario Bros. VS. Bowser and Altair in an all-out war of Poker" or "The New Adventures of Mario and Bomberman" or vice versa. What do you think?
Bomberman: Hmm.sounds interesting.
(Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman, Luigi is cut from the team and Bomberman is now the new brother of Mario giving Bomberman a last name: Mario Mario Mario and his brother Bomberman Mario and--)
Bomberman: Wait a minute! I never agreed to be his brother! Besides, "Bomberman Mario" is not good taste on my part.in fact, it's down right weird.unusual.doesn't sound right at all.
(Fine. Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman, Luigi is cut from the team and Bomberman still does not have a last name. Better?)
Mario: Hmm.make Luigi dead.
(What?)
Mario: Yeah. It sounds better.
(How?)
Bomberman: No more unnecessary language and actions.
(True, but it's a part of Nintendo's Mario Bros. adventures that you Mario and Luigi like going through--)
Mario: WE WERE FORCED!!! It is very boring of the fact that beating Bowser and saving the princess over and over again! I want different adventures! That's why I have decided to pair up with Bomberman for a while. We make a pretty darn good team!
(Oh, all right fine. Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman--)
Mario: WAIT! One more thing.
(Now what?!)
Mario: Get rid of the "Bros." part
(Then we can get on with it?!)
Mario: Yep
(OK.this is the last time!!! (Clears throat) Next Time on Mario Meets Bomberman, Luigi is dead, Bomberman still does not have a last name. Will Mario and Bomberman be able to get along until the end? Or will Luigi's fatal temper get the best of them? Until then, Tune in Next Time for--)
Mario & Bomberman: WAIT!!!
(WHAT?!?!?!?!)
Mario & Bomberman: We still have to finish this area! Two more stages and then that's it.
(Oh.right.let's get going then!)
(Stage Ends)
Mario: Ok. What are we doing now?
Bomberman: The longest stage in the whole game.
Mario: Bring it on!
(Begin Stage)
(Immediately, Mario works on the enemies while Bomberman clears the way and activates an electronic bridge)
Mario: That's really cool.
(This whole stage is based on major technology. But it is also flooded with traps and enemies so stay on guard)
Mario: Right. Move out.
(Mario and Bomberman work there way through the first set of traps (which is really 'if you step on a red switch, you'll trigger an annoying alarm, but don't worry, if you step on the moving green square, you're fine! BTW, there are only 3 squares on A1) and make it to A2)
Bomberman: All right, I'll take out the enemies in the air and you watch my back and step on the purple switch at the end of this platform. OK?
Mario: No problem for Mario!
(Bomberman and Mario pull off some sweet Matrix and James Bond moves all in one and takes out all of the enemies)
(Mario steps on the purple switch that activated an elevator.thing)
Bomberman: Onto that "E" block.thing!
(They darted across the area only to be held up by more enemies. Knowing what to do, more Matrix and James Bond moves were perfectly executed killing all the enemies)
(They get on the "E" block and moved up to another, but forked platform. Carefully darting across that, they destroy the box a jumped down and reach the other "E" block. In which again moves them to yet another platform)
(Mario looks around)
Mario: I'm guessing that we have to take these blocks up to those platforms?
Bomberman: You're guessing right. But if your not careful, you can and will fall off into the abyss. There are enemies that will try to push you off as well, so we have to move instead of taking our sweet old time. Got it?
(Mario nods and both Bomberman and Mario dart towards the "E" blocks. One after another killing enemy after enemy, they finally reached A5)
Bomberman: More and more switches to step on. Same deal, be careful but ruthless against enemies and these thing bridges
Mario: All right then.
(To make a long story short, all they really had to do was activate 3 switches, choose the left path and destroy enemies. Getting there was half the fun and ¾ of their energy)
Mario: **huff puff pant** This stage.is.really.really.**pant**.long!
Bomberman: Yeah. I told you it was **pant**
(After catching their breath, the duo began terrorizing the enemies by means of poking in eyes and slapping them in the face. The turned only to find the exit of the stage)
Bomberman & Mario: FINALLY!
(Stage Ends)
Bomberman: This is the big moment! When we face the man behind all of this! Altair!!
Mario: Good! He destroyed my favourite beanbag chair! **sniff** and my lucky, lucky autographed, glow-in-the-dark shot glass! He will pay dearly!
(Stage Begins)
(Mario and Bomberman make their way across a small bridge and onto a small octagonal platform. All of a sudden, a tiny headgear-looking thing comes swirling around and vaporizes the bridge)
Bomberman: Mario, stay clear from that beam! You touch it, you're dead. We have to make this as short as it can get!
Mario: I'm ready. Give it your all, Altair! I can take it!
(The tiny headgear-looking thing lands on the top right hand side of the platform)
(Altair starts descending from nowhere)
Altair: You wanna fight me?
(Altair lands on the top left hand side of the platform)
(Battle begins)
Mario: Bomb! Go for Altair! I'll distract the ship-thing!
Bomberman: Good luck!
(Mario darts off towards the ship-thing and tackles it)
Mario: Minion of the machine! You are mine!
Bomberman: Altair! I will win!
(Altair throws a pumped-up bomb at Bomberman)
Altair: Ha! You wish!
(For a brief second, Mario knocks the ship-thing unconscious and throws it out of the arena)
(Bomberman looking at Mario did the same thing to Altair: Knocking him unconscious and throwing him out)
Bomberman: There! (Dusting his hands off) That 'ought to take care of him!
(All of a sudden, Altair appears with the ship beside him)
(An extremely large white light fills the area. Only revealing a mixed Altair and the ship-thing with a Mega Altair!)
(He drops down and begins fighting)
Mario: All out war!
(As Mario was about to fire a fireball, Luigi comes out of nowhere)
Luigi: I'm here to help!
Mario: We don't know help!
Luigi: Not for you, for Altair, you idiot!
(Bomberman and Mario's pictures collide)
Bomberman & Mario: WHAT?!
Luigi: That's right! I have switched sides!
Mario: Like I care, now get out of here!
(Luigi pits a fireball at Mario)
Mario: I've always wanted to do this, but Nintendo has restricted me! But wait! I'm not near Nintendo!
(Mario beats up Luigi and throws him off the edge)
Mario: End of that.
(Now because of Luigi stalling the duo, the Mega-Altair powered up and shot a purple X-beam at them. Successfully nailing them both, Mega-Altair goes in for the kill)
Bomberman: Not.so.fast!
(Bomberman out of nowhere pumps up a Super-Mega-Pumped-Up bomb)
Mega-Altair: Oh sh-
(Extravagant explosion)
(Blinding light dissipates and leaving behind 3 characters half baked and fully fried)
(Mario twitches)
Mario: Oww.I can't feel my legs!
Bomberman: Argh.my head!
(Regulus picks up Mega-Altair)
Mega-Altair: You'll pay!
(Battle Ends)
Bomberman: Finally, it's over.
(Stage Ends)
(Regulus takes off in the air)
Mario: Well Bomb, it's been nice working with you
Bomberman: What about your brother?
Mario: I'll drug him up until he doesn't know when his birthday is
Bomberman: Ah.ok.that'll do well. Send me the extras when you're done!
Mario: Will do!
(All of a sudden, Sirus flies up and knocks Regulus down and into the abyss whereas, Mega-Altair, was sent flying back onto the platform, in which loses his grip on the true Omni Cube)
(Sirus flies over and picks up the cube and absorbs all of the energy from it, whilst, Mega-Altair tries to get up)
Sirus: It's been a while, Altair. Now that I've taken back the Omni cube that you stole from me, here's a present.
(Sirus kicks Mega-Altair in the air and fires to large lasers that combine into one and annihilates him)
(Sirus turns to Bomberman)
Sirus: Bomberman, you've worked out better than I had expected. Thanks for helping me regain my power! With my power back, I have nothing to fear! It was worth telling you all those corny lies, and helping you out. You've out- lived your usefulness, you're starting to annoy me. Get ready to be destroyed along with Planet Mario! **Note: I had to change Planet Bomber to Planet Mario to go with this story, so please use your imagination, people!**
(Sirus picks up the cube and flies off towards what is known as "Rainbow Palace")
Mario: So we've been working with the real enemy all this time?
Bomberman: It came as a shock.to answer your willing question.unfortunately.yes...
Mario: What is this world coming too?!?!
Bomberman: Might as well follow him and destroy him along with his cube. It's about time I gotten a little more, let's just say, "rowdy".
Mario: I'm with you! Besides a fact that I have to save my trophy!
Bomberman: Trophy?
Mario: Yeah! When I was awarded for the 1st person to almost kill Toad!
Bomberman: Isn't it that annoying little mushroom that follows you in almost every adventure including Mario Party?
Mario: Yep.
Bomberman: Oh, goody! About time someone tried to kill him! Make a trophy for me!
Mario: You're going to try to kill him next?
Bomberman: Yep.
Mario: OK! In the next Mario Party FanFic, I'll let you in!
Bomberman: Goody! Now time to move on with issues at hand here
(They run off towards "Rainbow Palace")
**Note: What Mario and Bomberman were just talking about is when my favourite FF.net author Ice Princess made a "Mario Party" fic which was: "Mario Party: Toad's Secret Agenda". It was a great story. Read it if you can find it!**
Next time on "Mario meets Bomberman", Luigi is dead (That we know of) and Altair was not the true enemy.it was Sirus all along (that dirty bastard!). Anyway, Altair was destroyed and now Sirus is planning to destroy our plucky heroes and Planet Mario (A.K.A: Mushroom Kingdom and all the other parts to it). Will the Dangerous Duo (Bomberman and Mario) ever be able to defeat Sirus and his regain power? Or will Mario have to find new games in the Omni Cube instead of Game Cube? Tune in next time!
**Note: I know it's a little longer than the other chapters, but I had a lot of fun making this one. Hopefully, for those of you who like long chapters, this is long enough for you people!**
(A/N: I DO NOT own any of these characters mentioned in this story. Also please note we are almost finished with our incredible journey! So please DO STAY TUNED! Thanks for the reviews and keep writing them!)
(One note: The brackets later in the story is me (the writer) talking to the characters in the story. Just to make sure you don't get confused. Also, they will be bolded)
(Enter into headquarters)
Bomberman: Well, we're almost to the man who is behind all this! From the last time I fought him, he was pretty hard, he may even be a lot harder to beat this time!
(Mario and Luigi look at each other for a moment)
Bomberman: Scared, boys?
Mario and Luigi: HA! Are you kidding?! We have seen things that you would rather have extremely scary nightmares instead of REAL LIFE?! From seeing that, we were blinded a bit from the extremely horrific event that would make even the toughest nut crack, but anyway, WE CAN TAKE ON ANYTHING!!!
Bomberman: Then what did you see?
(Mario shows the picture to Bomberman, which begins to shriek in terrific horror)
Bomberman: My eyes! MY EYES!! Why in hell's name did I ASK!! They're burning! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Water! WATER! NEED WATER! DAMN! MY WHOLE HEAD FEELS LIKE IS CAVING IN!!!
(Mario and Luigi just stand there moving their heads all around trying to follow Bomberman, who looked like a chicken with his head cut off throwing bombs all over the place, in which in turn was killing more and more enemies)
Luigi: (Whispering) He's doing all of my work and yours, put together with his! We'll fly through this stage!
(Mario nods)
(Bomberman gets himself back together)
Bomberman: (Who looks like on crack with his eyes all cracked and red) DON'T YOU EVER, EVER SHOW ME THAT PICTURE AGAIN!!! EVEN IF I ASK!!!
Luigi: Hey! I've got an idea!
Mario: Oh great, we finally get a plan from someone who keeps getting his butt burned on something. OK, Weege! What's this "plan" of yours?
Luigi: First of all, I HATE THAT NICKNAME!!! Anyways, back to my plan. We photocopy the "evil" picture and-
Mario: That picture is never coming out, AGAIN!
Luigi: Darn.
(Mario sees a huge bus coming towards them but under the crossway)
Mario: I got it! How about we hijack one of those busses and ride out of here!
Bomberman: I like it!
(Luigi sighs. The gang run down to the street and find the first bus)
Mario: We have to ride on the back of the bus to get in. To do that, we have to pull off some "James Bond" moves in order to do that. Ready?
Luigi and Bomberman: Ready!
(The bus comes and Mario does some awesome back-flipping moves and barrel rolls in the air and catches the back whilst Bomberman climbs up onto the crosswalk and jumps towards the bus landing near Mario. Luigi made it simple and climbed on with some trouble)
Mario and Bomberman: Luigi! You were supposed to pull off great stunts! You idiot!
(Once again, Luigi sighs)
Mario: Watch out for glass!
(Mario punches through the window and jumps in. Bomberman and Luigi follow suit)
Bomberman: Stop the bus, NOW!
(The driver ignores him)
(Bomberman walks up to the driver and pulls out a bomb in his face)
Bomberman: (Smoothly) Stop this bus or you will be eating this.
(The bus to a complete halt sending everybody (besides our heroes and the driver) flying forward with the bus on its front 2 wheels and falling back down to it's original 4)
Bomberman: (Smoothly) That's better.
(Bomberman Throws the Infantry driver out the window and calls Mario to get in the driver seat)
Mario: Why thank you!
Luigi: Crazy driver on the loose.
Mario: Shut up!
(Luigi with a small stress symbol on his skull)
Mario: OK! Grab a seat and hold on!
(Mario turns the bus around and starts ramming through everything)
Bomberman: Keep it up! You're doing really great! What do you think Luigi?
(Luigi keeps silent)
Bomberman: You will have your time of greatness. So don't worry! You've helped us many times before!
Mario: Yes you have Luigi! Just don't get any stupid ideas though. The picture is forbidden for everyone and anyone to see!
(Mario runs right through a tunnel and finds more things to ram through)
Bomberman: Weeeeeeeeee! This is fun!
Mario: You bet! Ramming into things with a bus that you don't own and care about trashing is all in the contract!
Luigi: Contract? What contract?
(Mario turns around and pulls a cheap contract written in crayon out of nowhere. Notice he doesn't have his eyes on the road at all)
Mario: According to this contract that I just made up about 30 seconds ago states that if I ever drive, I can ram through anything I want!
Luigi: So that's why you keep trying to kill me in Mario Kart 64.drat.should of known you would make up such an evil plot like this.
Bomberman: That's really funny! Can I be in the next Mario Kart game?
Mario: As long as you're out of my way and you kill that worthless wasted space fat Wario and that she-man Princess Toadstool.
Luigi: As long as it's not me.
Mario: No. that's MY job. Heh heh heh.
(Luigi looks out the front of the bus and notices they are about to crash into another bus)
Luigi: Uh.Mario?
Mario: Yo?
Luigi: You do know that you're not driving right?
Mario: Yeah.point?
Luigi: Well, WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO ANOTHER BUS IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Mario: We're playing chicken!
Bomberman: What fun!
Luigi (Spastically): Are you two on drugs?!
Mario and Bomberman: No.just alcohol. LOTS of AlCoHoL.
Luigi: Why me?
Bomberman: Look, it just doesn't have to be all you, ya know. We're in this too!
Mario: Yeah Weege! Don't be so selfish!
(Mario turns around and turns the bus just in time to scrape an extremely small thickness of paint off of both busses)
Mario: There. Happy?
Luigi: Quite. I'm ready to pass out now.
Mario: Geez.
(To make a long story short, they busted all they way through the level and destroying the big ship.thing by setting up a nuclear bomb and setting it off with lots of insane laughter on the part of Mario and Bomberman. Luigi, on the other hand, didn't feel safe anymore. Fact is, he was never safe in the first place by going on this adventure)
(Stage ends)
Mario: Where are we now?
(All Mario noticed was a metal door and nothing else)
(Mario walks on up towards the door)
Mario: I guess we enter here.
(All of a sudden, the door opens and a small robot barges into the room and knocks Mario down onto his behind)
Mario: HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
(For this boss, we'll just name him a jet-bot. I forgot the name of this thing so don't blame me for wrong name? Just have some imagination, OK?!)
Jet-bot: Target located. Destroy on sight. Activate laser beams and other heavy arsinal.
Luigi: Laser Beam?! OTHER HEAVY ARSINAL?! WE'RE TOAST!!!
Mario: Quiet Weege. Me and Bomb here have it covered!
Bomberman: Bomb? Hmm.I kind of like that nickname!
(Battle Begins)
(Immediately Bomb and Mario started attacking the Jet-bot with fire balls and bombs. Damaging the Jet-bot just enough, Luigi jumps on top of it and starts pounding the begeezus out it)
(Mario stops and sees Luigi on a rampage)
Mario (whispering to Bomberman): He's really freaking me out!
Bomberman: Yeah. Wonder what's up with him?
(Mario shrugs)
Luigi: DIE, YOU STUPID **CENSORED.PLEASE STAND BY.** PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!!!
(Luigi destroys the Jet-bot)
(Mario and Bomberman just stare at Luigi with extremely large and widened eyes)
Bomberman: Such profanity! Is their no humanity left in you?!
Luigi: Yes, just very little. I was just a little ticked off at that robot.thing. No big deal.
Mario: Just a little? HA! It was so bad, the writer had to censor it out!
Bomberman: Let's just leave him behind. He's just a huge nuisance. You will never EVER be a part of this team with that attitude. Get out of here. You're nothing but just a heavy sack on our backs that is about as useless as a burned out fire ball.
(Mario and Bomberman leave Luigi behind)
Luigi: Fine! I'll just be on my way! I don't need you two!
(Luigi storms off)
Bomberman: How can you stand him as your brother?
Mario: Ever since Nintendo stuck me with him as my brother, I've been limited to what I can fully do with my time.including playing poker with Bowser. He still owes me a new T.V in which he broke just by looking at it. He says it just wasn't his day. This is probably the only time I've been without him and not rescuing the princess all-in-one adventure adventure. Glad I'm with you as a team. I rather have you as a brother rather than that trash that we just heard not to long ago. I can see it now "The New Mario Bros. VS. Bowser and Altair in an all-out war of Poker" or "The New Adventures of Mario and Bomberman" or vice versa. What do you think?
Bomberman: Hmm.sounds interesting.
(Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman, Luigi is cut from the team and Bomberman is now the new brother of Mario giving Bomberman a last name: Mario Mario Mario and his brother Bomberman Mario and--)
Bomberman: Wait a minute! I never agreed to be his brother! Besides, "Bomberman Mario" is not good taste on my part.in fact, it's down right weird.unusual.doesn't sound right at all.
(Fine. Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman, Luigi is cut from the team and Bomberman still does not have a last name. Better?)
Mario: Hmm.make Luigi dead.
(What?)
Mario: Yeah. It sounds better.
(How?)
Bomberman: No more unnecessary language and actions.
(True, but it's a part of Nintendo's Mario Bros. adventures that you Mario and Luigi like going through--)
Mario: WE WERE FORCED!!! It is very boring of the fact that beating Bowser and saving the princess over and over again! I want different adventures! That's why I have decided to pair up with Bomberman for a while. We make a pretty darn good team!
(Oh, all right fine. Next Time on Mario Bros. Meets Bomberman--)
Mario: WAIT! One more thing.
(Now what?!)
Mario: Get rid of the "Bros." part
(Then we can get on with it?!)
Mario: Yep
(OK.this is the last time!!! (Clears throat) Next Time on Mario Meets Bomberman, Luigi is dead, Bomberman still does not have a last name. Will Mario and Bomberman be able to get along until the end? Or will Luigi's fatal temper get the best of them? Until then, Tune in Next Time for--)
Mario & Bomberman: WAIT!!!
(WHAT?!?!?!?!)
Mario & Bomberman: We still have to finish this area! Two more stages and then that's it.
(Oh.right.let's get going then!)
(Stage Ends)
Mario: Ok. What are we doing now?
Bomberman: The longest stage in the whole game.
Mario: Bring it on!
(Begin Stage)
(Immediately, Mario works on the enemies while Bomberman clears the way and activates an electronic bridge)
Mario: That's really cool.
(This whole stage is based on major technology. But it is also flooded with traps and enemies so stay on guard)
Mario: Right. Move out.
(Mario and Bomberman work there way through the first set of traps (which is really 'if you step on a red switch, you'll trigger an annoying alarm, but don't worry, if you step on the moving green square, you're fine! BTW, there are only 3 squares on A1) and make it to A2)
Bomberman: All right, I'll take out the enemies in the air and you watch my back and step on the purple switch at the end of this platform. OK?
Mario: No problem for Mario!
(Bomberman and Mario pull off some sweet Matrix and James Bond moves all in one and takes out all of the enemies)
(Mario steps on the purple switch that activated an elevator.thing)
Bomberman: Onto that "E" block.thing!
(They darted across the area only to be held up by more enemies. Knowing what to do, more Matrix and James Bond moves were perfectly executed killing all the enemies)
(They get on the "E" block and moved up to another, but forked platform. Carefully darting across that, they destroy the box a jumped down and reach the other "E" block. In which again moves them to yet another platform)
(Mario looks around)
Mario: I'm guessing that we have to take these blocks up to those platforms?
Bomberman: You're guessing right. But if your not careful, you can and will fall off into the abyss. There are enemies that will try to push you off as well, so we have to move instead of taking our sweet old time. Got it?
(Mario nods and both Bomberman and Mario dart towards the "E" blocks. One after another killing enemy after enemy, they finally reached A5)
Bomberman: More and more switches to step on. Same deal, be careful but ruthless against enemies and these thing bridges
Mario: All right then.
(To make a long story short, all they really had to do was activate 3 switches, choose the left path and destroy enemies. Getting there was half the fun and ¾ of their energy)
Mario: **huff puff pant** This stage.is.really.really.**pant**.long!
Bomberman: Yeah. I told you it was **pant**
(After catching their breath, the duo began terrorizing the enemies by means of poking in eyes and slapping them in the face. The turned only to find the exit of the stage)
Bomberman & Mario: FINALLY!
(Stage Ends)
Bomberman: This is the big moment! When we face the man behind all of this! Altair!!
Mario: Good! He destroyed my favourite beanbag chair! **sniff** and my lucky, lucky autographed, glow-in-the-dark shot glass! He will pay dearly!
(Stage Begins)
(Mario and Bomberman make their way across a small bridge and onto a small octagonal platform. All of a sudden, a tiny headgear-looking thing comes swirling around and vaporizes the bridge)
Bomberman: Mario, stay clear from that beam! You touch it, you're dead. We have to make this as short as it can get!
Mario: I'm ready. Give it your all, Altair! I can take it!
(The tiny headgear-looking thing lands on the top right hand side of the platform)
(Altair starts descending from nowhere)
Altair: You wanna fight me?
(Altair lands on the top left hand side of the platform)
(Battle begins)
Mario: Bomb! Go for Altair! I'll distract the ship-thing!
Bomberman: Good luck!
(Mario darts off towards the ship-thing and tackles it)
Mario: Minion of the machine! You are mine!
Bomberman: Altair! I will win!
(Altair throws a pumped-up bomb at Bomberman)
Altair: Ha! You wish!
(For a brief second, Mario knocks the ship-thing unconscious and throws it out of the arena)
(Bomberman looking at Mario did the same thing to Altair: Knocking him unconscious and throwing him out)
Bomberman: There! (Dusting his hands off) That 'ought to take care of him!
(All of a sudden, Altair appears with the ship beside him)
(An extremely large white light fills the area. Only revealing a mixed Altair and the ship-thing with a Mega Altair!)
(He drops down and begins fighting)
Mario: All out war!
(As Mario was about to fire a fireball, Luigi comes out of nowhere)
Luigi: I'm here to help!
Mario: We don't know help!
Luigi: Not for you, for Altair, you idiot!
(Bomberman and Mario's pictures collide)
Bomberman & Mario: WHAT?!
Luigi: That's right! I have switched sides!
Mario: Like I care, now get out of here!
(Luigi pits a fireball at Mario)
Mario: I've always wanted to do this, but Nintendo has restricted me! But wait! I'm not near Nintendo!
(Mario beats up Luigi and throws him off the edge)
Mario: End of that.
(Now because of Luigi stalling the duo, the Mega-Altair powered up and shot a purple X-beam at them. Successfully nailing them both, Mega-Altair goes in for the kill)
Bomberman: Not.so.fast!
(Bomberman out of nowhere pumps up a Super-Mega-Pumped-Up bomb)
Mega-Altair: Oh sh-
(Extravagant explosion)
(Blinding light dissipates and leaving behind 3 characters half baked and fully fried)
(Mario twitches)
Mario: Oww.I can't feel my legs!
Bomberman: Argh.my head!
(Regulus picks up Mega-Altair)
Mega-Altair: You'll pay!
(Battle Ends)
Bomberman: Finally, it's over.
(Stage Ends)
(Regulus takes off in the air)
Mario: Well Bomb, it's been nice working with you
Bomberman: What about your brother?
Mario: I'll drug him up until he doesn't know when his birthday is
Bomberman: Ah.ok.that'll do well. Send me the extras when you're done!
Mario: Will do!
(All of a sudden, Sirus flies up and knocks Regulus down and into the abyss whereas, Mega-Altair, was sent flying back onto the platform, in which loses his grip on the true Omni Cube)
(Sirus flies over and picks up the cube and absorbs all of the energy from it, whilst, Mega-Altair tries to get up)
Sirus: It's been a while, Altair. Now that I've taken back the Omni cube that you stole from me, here's a present.
(Sirus kicks Mega-Altair in the air and fires to large lasers that combine into one and annihilates him)
(Sirus turns to Bomberman)
Sirus: Bomberman, you've worked out better than I had expected. Thanks for helping me regain my power! With my power back, I have nothing to fear! It was worth telling you all those corny lies, and helping you out. You've out- lived your usefulness, you're starting to annoy me. Get ready to be destroyed along with Planet Mario! **Note: I had to change Planet Bomber to Planet Mario to go with this story, so please use your imagination, people!**
(Sirus picks up the cube and flies off towards what is known as "Rainbow Palace")
Mario: So we've been working with the real enemy all this time?
Bomberman: It came as a shock.to answer your willing question.unfortunately.yes...
Mario: What is this world coming too?!?!
Bomberman: Might as well follow him and destroy him along with his cube. It's about time I gotten a little more, let's just say, "rowdy".
Mario: I'm with you! Besides a fact that I have to save my trophy!
Bomberman: Trophy?
Mario: Yeah! When I was awarded for the 1st person to almost kill Toad!
Bomberman: Isn't it that annoying little mushroom that follows you in almost every adventure including Mario Party?
Mario: Yep.
Bomberman: Oh, goody! About time someone tried to kill him! Make a trophy for me!
Mario: You're going to try to kill him next?
Bomberman: Yep.
Mario: OK! In the next Mario Party FanFic, I'll let you in!
Bomberman: Goody! Now time to move on with issues at hand here
(They run off towards "Rainbow Palace")
**Note: What Mario and Bomberman were just talking about is when my favourite FF.net author Ice Princess made a "Mario Party" fic which was: "Mario Party: Toad's Secret Agenda". It was a great story. Read it if you can find it!**
Next time on "Mario meets Bomberman", Luigi is dead (That we know of) and Altair was not the true enemy.it was Sirus all along (that dirty bastard!). Anyway, Altair was destroyed and now Sirus is planning to destroy our plucky heroes and Planet Mario (A.K.A: Mushroom Kingdom and all the other parts to it). Will the Dangerous Duo (Bomberman and Mario) ever be able to defeat Sirus and his regain power? Or will Mario have to find new games in the Omni Cube instead of Game Cube? Tune in next time!
**Note: I know it's a little longer than the other chapters, but I had a lot of fun making this one. Hopefully, for those of you who like long chapters, this is long enough for you people!**