Chapter 7: Raid on Rainbow Palace
(A/N: You know the drift.copyright for Hudson and Nintendo on their characters yadda yadda yadda)
(Bomberman and Mario enter the first stage and find themselves near the edge of the abyss.more of a small half-diamond shaped platform with a huge whole in the middle)
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I almost fell off!
(Mario bumps Bomberman off)
Bomberman: Argh!!!!
(Bomberman grabs on the edge)
Bomberman: Watch out! (Looks to the left) Run up there and kill those playing card enemies and I'll be behind you to kill those flying marshmallow things. Ok?
Mario: Small enough world here.I guess that's the advantage to fly
(Mario makes his way up towards a small platform with a few more platforms topped on top of each other with a huge button)
Mario: That's way to high for me to jump!
(Mario finds Bomberman behind him)
Mario: What do I do now?
Bomberman: I'm guessing we walk across that thin rainbow onto that larger rectangular platform. There, I will try to figure out what to do next
(Mario and Bomberman do just that and find all kinds of enemies. Again, with the 3 Stooges torture, by means of poking in eyes and slapping in face, destroys all enemies.including doing a "Mario Twister" to finish off the rest)
Mario: Now what?
Bomberman: Thinking! I've never been in this world before!
(Mario walks back over the thin rainbow and starts killing enemies again, whilst, Bomberman runs after him with a "?" over his head)
**Note: Enemies in this world keep reviving quickly and in big numbers. They get sooooooo annoying after killing them a couple of times, but keep a clear head!**
Mario: I'm wondering if we have to step on that huge switch up there
(Mario points to the switch)
Bomberman: That might be a solution, but how do we get up there?!
(Luigi, out of the blue, falls from the sky and lands on the switch hard)
Mario: That solves our problem.
Luigi: Is there a doctor in the house?
(Luigi passes out)
Bomberman: He's back, eh?
(Bomberman and Mario quickly realize Luigi has a mega-huge bag with the word "swag" written on it. The duo also notice a small purple platform raises up)
Bomberman: Time to make a "Bomb-bridge"
Mario: ?
(Bomberman pumps up a bomb and throws it on the platform and jumps/bounces on it and by the exit. Mario follows suit)
Luigi: (To a playing card enemy) Hey man, you want some of this?
(Luigi passes out again)
(Stage ends)
**Note: I know that was really short for Stage 1, but it wasn't a really big stage anyway**
(Bomberman and Mario find themselves in the dark)
Mario: Does anybody have a flashlight?
(All of a sudden, a white mask comes out of nowhere and places itself on a clown with no body and a plaid cape)
Spellmaker: (Takes a bow to Bomberman and Mario) Welcome!
Mario: (Whispers to Bomberman) That outfit clashes!
(Begin Battle)
(Immediately, Mario starts firing fireballs and Bomberman starts throwing and kicking bombs at Spellmaker. Not knowing this guy is extremely smart, he dodges those attacks and throws a blue card at the front of the screen)
Bomberman: That card looked like a grim reaper!
(Mario started running towards Spellmaker, but his shadow formed into a "Shadow Grim Reaper" and sliced right through Mario's shirt)
Mario: Hey! That was my favourite shirt! You will pay!
(Spellmaker laughs)
Bomberman: He's not taking you seriously!
(Spellmaker throws out another card)
Bomberman: MOVE!
(All of a sudden, giant rock fists materialise in thin air and drop down on Bomberman and Mario, in which, were running for their lives)
Mario: This guy is nuts!
Bomberman: I think that's only the beginning of it.
(Spellmaker laughs again and throws out a green card)
(Mario and Bomberman started looking around frantically while the area turned dark.then the earth appeared on the ground! Mario turns around and gets pegged by the shooting stars, whilst Bomberman is desperately trying to hit Spellmaker who was dodging everything Bomberman was throwing and kicking at him.constantly laughing at him)
(Mario finally realises what's going on, pulls himself together and starts in the fray. Spellmaker throws out a red card and disappears)
Bomberman: What's he up to, now?
(All of a sudden, a gigantic foot appears and crushes 98% of the square platform leaving our heroes crunched up.in a corner barely missed by the foot)
Mario: What the hell?! Now I've seen it all.
Bomberman: Yeah.Its not everyday that a giant foot almost kills you, that's for sure!
(They un-tuck themselves from the corner and find Spellmaker crunched up as well.a head with big red feet. Deciding enough was enough, Mario and Bomberman started kicking and beating up Spellmaker.deal some damage before he ran off onto the other side of the platform)
Mario: How can we kill this guy?! He's invincible!
Bomberman: NO! Look! His cape is damaged! We must be hurting him!
(Spellmaker laughs once again and throws out yet another red card)
Mario: Oh damn! NOT AGAIN!
(Both Mario and Bomberman crunch themselves in a corner only to have a fire dragon come out of the middle of the platform and chasing them)
Bomberman: Aaaaggggghhhhhh!!!! Run!!!!
(Mario turns around only to find the fire dragon on his butt and burning it)
Mario: It burns!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(Mario runs and screams and cries all at once and holding his butt whilst Bomberman sees the opportunity that Spellmaker is busy with Mario, so he pulls out (you guessed it) a Super-Mega-Pumped-Up Bomb and places it in front of Spellmaker)
Bomberman: You just made your last trick!
(A huge white explosion fills the area leaving behind Spellmaker still standing)
Mario & Bomberman: How the-!
(Spellmaker starts laughing hysterically and his body starts disappearing without the mask.after 10 seconds of disappearing, the mask falls silently and hits the ground and lies there)
(Mario walks on up to the mask)
Mario: That was freaky.
(Mario looks at Bomberman with widened eyes and looking back is another set of widened eyes from Bomberman)
Bomberman: I'll say.
(Battle Ends)
(Stage Ends)
(All of a sudden, a huge set of metal doors is shown and Mario & Bomberman walk through it)
(The duo finds themselves in a small rectangular room with loads of enemies and 4 switches. They also find a large door at the other side of the room with 4 small lights)
Mario: I'm guessing we have to step on those switches to open the door and to Sirus!
Bomberman: You take the left side; I'll take the right. Let's go!
(Mario and Bomberman move their ways and mowing down the enemies with bombs and hammers and other Mario power-ups that Mario just got about 10 seconds ago. On the other hand, Bomberman starts making bomb bridges and started bounceing himself onto the switches and once or twice blowing himself up and falling from high places)
Mario: I hate this world.it's so boring!
Bomberman: Well.
(Mario and Bomberman whisper to each other and started laughing hysterically)
Enemies: ?
Bomberman: Ready Mario?
Mario: Ohhhh yeah!
(Mario and Bomberman grin evilly and plant an extremely large nuclear bomb right on the door with extra dynamite and gasoline with gallons of kerosene soaking the area)
Bomberman: Care to do the honours?
Mario: (In Curly's voice (from the 3 Stooges people!) perfectly) Why, soitantly!
(Mario puffs out a small fireball and it lights up the whole area on fire and disinagrating the walls as they are laughing hysterically with shades, lawn chairs with cup holders and alcohol in those cup holders)
Mario: I like fireworks!
(Door blows open and a small green area pointing inward)
Bomberman: Why didn't we think of that sooner?
(They pack up their stuff and walk through the door leaving behind burned bodies of enemies still twitching and the whole place about to cave in)
(Stage Ends)
(The find Sirus in a really really small room with the Omni cube right in front of him)
Bomberman: Surrender or die!
Mario: Yeah! Surrender or get the begeezus kicked out of you!
(Bomberman stares at Mario like this: o_O)
Bomberman: Umm.yeah.
(Sirus, in his power, makes the Omni cube big enough to fill the room and places everybody inside it)
**Note: I can't explain how he does that, so just use your imagination or the game to visualize this event!**
(Battle Begins)
(Immediately, Sirus floats towards the duo and starts putting out bombs like there's no tomorrow. Mario and Bomberman hit him a couple of times only making Sirus laugh and say "Give it up!" Deciding enough was enough they run to the other side of the platform and started charging from that end at Sirus, but he flew off)
Bomberman: Ha! He wasn't so bad after all! He ran away.well.more of flying away.
(All of a sudden, Sirus flies by and shoots a fire-laser beam barely missing Mario)
Mario: (Looks up at Bomberman) Ahh.Bomberman?
Bomberman: (Dusting himself off) Yeah?
Mario: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
(Bomberman looks on his back)
Bomberman: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!! Get it off! GET IT OFF! It's hot! It BURNS!!!
(Meanwhile Bomberman was running around like a chicken with its head cut off on fire and crying with his arms and feet waving all over, Sirus comes back and drops down on Bomberman's head and off the platform)
(Bomberman's back is fried but the fire is out)
Bomberman: Finally!
(All of a sudden, Sirus comes back and about to fire his to laser cannons on his back, but Regulus comes in out of nowhere and knocks Sirus out of the way and starts beating up the Omni cube by kicking and punching it. He floats back down beside Bomberman and Mario whilst the Omni cube starts showing thin blue lines coming out of it. More and more blue lines come out of it until KA-BOOM! The Omni cube was destroyed and the room turned back into normal)
(Battle Ends)
Sirus: YOUUUUUU!!!
Regulus: Huh! What a joke! Hey, Bomb! I'll take care of you later. First, I need to get rid of him!
(2nd Battle Begins)
**Note: This is the most fun battle in all of the game! In the actual game of Bomberman 64, Regulus does help you to kill Sirus! Gook Luck!**
Mario: Our enemy is actually helping us?
Bomberman: We need all the help we can get!
(The battle starts again by Sirus floating around placing bombs left and right, whilst Bomberman and Regulus started placing bombs of their own with Mario setting them off with fireballs and throwing hammers at Sirus)
Bomberman: Look out! Laser beam being used!
(Sirus powers up his 2 laser beams and fires them both (and again fusing them both into 1 huge one) and nails Regulus 3 times)
Mario: Grab those hearts and throw them towards Regulus!
**Note: That's how you can keep Regulus alive during the battle**
(After lots of bombs blowing up, Sirus finally gets defeated)
Mario, Bomberman & Regulus: YES!
(All of a sudden, Sirus' wings and laser beam cannons brake off of his body)
Sirus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lots of colours glow around Sirus and finally busts to pieces)
(2nd Battle Ends)
Bomberman: Finally, it's all over. And it's guaranteed!
Regulus: We better get out of here! The whole place is going to blow!
(Regulus picks up both Bomberman and Mario and flies out of the area)
**Note: A cinematic appears. It shows that Rainbow Palace starts falling with smoke coming out of it. Then it hits the original headquarters and blue lines appear. More and more blue lines appear and KA-BOOM! The whole ship including the 4 other ones and Rainbow Palace is gone**
(Regulus drops off Mario and Bomberman by a cliff overlooking the city)
Regulus: The 4 of us were barely able to steal the Omni Cube from him. Yet, you were able to defeat him. I must respect your abilities, but that doesn't change the fact that I dislike you! Someday, you and I will settle this. Until then, take care of yourself!!
(Regulus flies off into the distance)
(Bomberman turns around towards Mario)
Bomberman & Mario: WE DID IT!
(They both do their victory dances)
(And so, Planet Mario was saved at last by our 2 heroes: Bomberman and Mario. It was a mess to clean up the scrap metal that came from the sky, but it was well worth it.Mario even used some of that metal to build the Ultimate Poker House (Or gambling house.he doesn't know which name to use right now) and Bomberman finally gets the vacation that he has always wanted. With all of the bad guys gone, and with nothing else to do but drug up Luigi even further.they (Bomberman, Mario, Bowser) played the Ultimate Game Of Poker!)
(THE END)
CREDITS:
HUDSON: For Bomberman and the Game Script & Game Stages for Bomberman 64 NINTENDO: For Mario and Luigi and a brief mention of Toad, Peach and Bowser and others ICE PRINCESS: For those crazy ideas about the "swag" thing and loads of other things I sort of used in this story BURNOUT: This crazy Game Cube game is all about driving and crashing; in which gave me the ideas of Mario as driver ALL OTHER NINTENDO GAMES: That I mixed in for a little more "zest"
AND MOST IMPORTANT:
ME! THE WRITER: I created this story! If I didn't create this story, there would be no credits given out, now would there?
Lots of cheers! The adventure is done! Please Read & Review!
Dark_and_shadow
(A/N: You know the drift.copyright for Hudson and Nintendo on their characters yadda yadda yadda)
(Bomberman and Mario enter the first stage and find themselves near the edge of the abyss.more of a small half-diamond shaped platform with a huge whole in the middle)
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I almost fell off!
(Mario bumps Bomberman off)
Bomberman: Argh!!!!
(Bomberman grabs on the edge)
Bomberman: Watch out! (Looks to the left) Run up there and kill those playing card enemies and I'll be behind you to kill those flying marshmallow things. Ok?
Mario: Small enough world here.I guess that's the advantage to fly
(Mario makes his way up towards a small platform with a few more platforms topped on top of each other with a huge button)
Mario: That's way to high for me to jump!
(Mario finds Bomberman behind him)
Mario: What do I do now?
Bomberman: I'm guessing we walk across that thin rainbow onto that larger rectangular platform. There, I will try to figure out what to do next
(Mario and Bomberman do just that and find all kinds of enemies. Again, with the 3 Stooges torture, by means of poking in eyes and slapping in face, destroys all enemies.including doing a "Mario Twister" to finish off the rest)
Mario: Now what?
Bomberman: Thinking! I've never been in this world before!
(Mario walks back over the thin rainbow and starts killing enemies again, whilst, Bomberman runs after him with a "?" over his head)
**Note: Enemies in this world keep reviving quickly and in big numbers. They get sooooooo annoying after killing them a couple of times, but keep a clear head!**
Mario: I'm wondering if we have to step on that huge switch up there
(Mario points to the switch)
Bomberman: That might be a solution, but how do we get up there?!
(Luigi, out of the blue, falls from the sky and lands on the switch hard)
Mario: That solves our problem.
Luigi: Is there a doctor in the house?
(Luigi passes out)
Bomberman: He's back, eh?
(Bomberman and Mario quickly realize Luigi has a mega-huge bag with the word "swag" written on it. The duo also notice a small purple platform raises up)
Bomberman: Time to make a "Bomb-bridge"
Mario: ?
(Bomberman pumps up a bomb and throws it on the platform and jumps/bounces on it and by the exit. Mario follows suit)
Luigi: (To a playing card enemy) Hey man, you want some of this?
(Luigi passes out again)
(Stage ends)
**Note: I know that was really short for Stage 1, but it wasn't a really big stage anyway**
(Bomberman and Mario find themselves in the dark)
Mario: Does anybody have a flashlight?
(All of a sudden, a white mask comes out of nowhere and places itself on a clown with no body and a plaid cape)
Spellmaker: (Takes a bow to Bomberman and Mario) Welcome!
Mario: (Whispers to Bomberman) That outfit clashes!
(Begin Battle)
(Immediately, Mario starts firing fireballs and Bomberman starts throwing and kicking bombs at Spellmaker. Not knowing this guy is extremely smart, he dodges those attacks and throws a blue card at the front of the screen)
Bomberman: That card looked like a grim reaper!
(Mario started running towards Spellmaker, but his shadow formed into a "Shadow Grim Reaper" and sliced right through Mario's shirt)
Mario: Hey! That was my favourite shirt! You will pay!
(Spellmaker laughs)
Bomberman: He's not taking you seriously!
(Spellmaker throws out another card)
Bomberman: MOVE!
(All of a sudden, giant rock fists materialise in thin air and drop down on Bomberman and Mario, in which, were running for their lives)
Mario: This guy is nuts!
Bomberman: I think that's only the beginning of it.
(Spellmaker laughs again and throws out a green card)
(Mario and Bomberman started looking around frantically while the area turned dark.then the earth appeared on the ground! Mario turns around and gets pegged by the shooting stars, whilst Bomberman is desperately trying to hit Spellmaker who was dodging everything Bomberman was throwing and kicking at him.constantly laughing at him)
(Mario finally realises what's going on, pulls himself together and starts in the fray. Spellmaker throws out a red card and disappears)
Bomberman: What's he up to, now?
(All of a sudden, a gigantic foot appears and crushes 98% of the square platform leaving our heroes crunched up.in a corner barely missed by the foot)
Mario: What the hell?! Now I've seen it all.
Bomberman: Yeah.Its not everyday that a giant foot almost kills you, that's for sure!
(They un-tuck themselves from the corner and find Spellmaker crunched up as well.a head with big red feet. Deciding enough was enough, Mario and Bomberman started kicking and beating up Spellmaker.deal some damage before he ran off onto the other side of the platform)
Mario: How can we kill this guy?! He's invincible!
Bomberman: NO! Look! His cape is damaged! We must be hurting him!
(Spellmaker laughs once again and throws out yet another red card)
Mario: Oh damn! NOT AGAIN!
(Both Mario and Bomberman crunch themselves in a corner only to have a fire dragon come out of the middle of the platform and chasing them)
Bomberman: Aaaaggggghhhhhh!!!! Run!!!!
(Mario turns around only to find the fire dragon on his butt and burning it)
Mario: It burns!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(Mario runs and screams and cries all at once and holding his butt whilst Bomberman sees the opportunity that Spellmaker is busy with Mario, so he pulls out (you guessed it) a Super-Mega-Pumped-Up Bomb and places it in front of Spellmaker)
Bomberman: You just made your last trick!
(A huge white explosion fills the area leaving behind Spellmaker still standing)
Mario & Bomberman: How the-!
(Spellmaker starts laughing hysterically and his body starts disappearing without the mask.after 10 seconds of disappearing, the mask falls silently and hits the ground and lies there)
(Mario walks on up to the mask)
Mario: That was freaky.
(Mario looks at Bomberman with widened eyes and looking back is another set of widened eyes from Bomberman)
Bomberman: I'll say.
(Battle Ends)
(Stage Ends)
(All of a sudden, a huge set of metal doors is shown and Mario & Bomberman walk through it)
(The duo finds themselves in a small rectangular room with loads of enemies and 4 switches. They also find a large door at the other side of the room with 4 small lights)
Mario: I'm guessing we have to step on those switches to open the door and to Sirus!
Bomberman: You take the left side; I'll take the right. Let's go!
(Mario and Bomberman move their ways and mowing down the enemies with bombs and hammers and other Mario power-ups that Mario just got about 10 seconds ago. On the other hand, Bomberman starts making bomb bridges and started bounceing himself onto the switches and once or twice blowing himself up and falling from high places)
Mario: I hate this world.it's so boring!
Bomberman: Well.
(Mario and Bomberman whisper to each other and started laughing hysterically)
Enemies: ?
Bomberman: Ready Mario?
Mario: Ohhhh yeah!
(Mario and Bomberman grin evilly and plant an extremely large nuclear bomb right on the door with extra dynamite and gasoline with gallons of kerosene soaking the area)
Bomberman: Care to do the honours?
Mario: (In Curly's voice (from the 3 Stooges people!) perfectly) Why, soitantly!
(Mario puffs out a small fireball and it lights up the whole area on fire and disinagrating the walls as they are laughing hysterically with shades, lawn chairs with cup holders and alcohol in those cup holders)
Mario: I like fireworks!
(Door blows open and a small green area pointing inward)
Bomberman: Why didn't we think of that sooner?
(They pack up their stuff and walk through the door leaving behind burned bodies of enemies still twitching and the whole place about to cave in)
(Stage Ends)
(The find Sirus in a really really small room with the Omni cube right in front of him)
Bomberman: Surrender or die!
Mario: Yeah! Surrender or get the begeezus kicked out of you!
(Bomberman stares at Mario like this: o_O)
Bomberman: Umm.yeah.
(Sirus, in his power, makes the Omni cube big enough to fill the room and places everybody inside it)
**Note: I can't explain how he does that, so just use your imagination or the game to visualize this event!**
(Battle Begins)
(Immediately, Sirus floats towards the duo and starts putting out bombs like there's no tomorrow. Mario and Bomberman hit him a couple of times only making Sirus laugh and say "Give it up!" Deciding enough was enough they run to the other side of the platform and started charging from that end at Sirus, but he flew off)
Bomberman: Ha! He wasn't so bad after all! He ran away.well.more of flying away.
(All of a sudden, Sirus flies by and shoots a fire-laser beam barely missing Mario)
Mario: (Looks up at Bomberman) Ahh.Bomberman?
Bomberman: (Dusting himself off) Yeah?
Mario: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
(Bomberman looks on his back)
Bomberman: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!! Get it off! GET IT OFF! It's hot! It BURNS!!!
(Meanwhile Bomberman was running around like a chicken with its head cut off on fire and crying with his arms and feet waving all over, Sirus comes back and drops down on Bomberman's head and off the platform)
(Bomberman's back is fried but the fire is out)
Bomberman: Finally!
(All of a sudden, Sirus comes back and about to fire his to laser cannons on his back, but Regulus comes in out of nowhere and knocks Sirus out of the way and starts beating up the Omni cube by kicking and punching it. He floats back down beside Bomberman and Mario whilst the Omni cube starts showing thin blue lines coming out of it. More and more blue lines come out of it until KA-BOOM! The Omni cube was destroyed and the room turned back into normal)
(Battle Ends)
Sirus: YOUUUUUU!!!
Regulus: Huh! What a joke! Hey, Bomb! I'll take care of you later. First, I need to get rid of him!
(2nd Battle Begins)
**Note: This is the most fun battle in all of the game! In the actual game of Bomberman 64, Regulus does help you to kill Sirus! Gook Luck!**
Mario: Our enemy is actually helping us?
Bomberman: We need all the help we can get!
(The battle starts again by Sirus floating around placing bombs left and right, whilst Bomberman and Regulus started placing bombs of their own with Mario setting them off with fireballs and throwing hammers at Sirus)
Bomberman: Look out! Laser beam being used!
(Sirus powers up his 2 laser beams and fires them both (and again fusing them both into 1 huge one) and nails Regulus 3 times)
Mario: Grab those hearts and throw them towards Regulus!
**Note: That's how you can keep Regulus alive during the battle**
(After lots of bombs blowing up, Sirus finally gets defeated)
Mario, Bomberman & Regulus: YES!
(All of a sudden, Sirus' wings and laser beam cannons brake off of his body)
Sirus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lots of colours glow around Sirus and finally busts to pieces)
(2nd Battle Ends)
Bomberman: Finally, it's all over. And it's guaranteed!
Regulus: We better get out of here! The whole place is going to blow!
(Regulus picks up both Bomberman and Mario and flies out of the area)
**Note: A cinematic appears. It shows that Rainbow Palace starts falling with smoke coming out of it. Then it hits the original headquarters and blue lines appear. More and more blue lines appear and KA-BOOM! The whole ship including the 4 other ones and Rainbow Palace is gone**
(Regulus drops off Mario and Bomberman by a cliff overlooking the city)
Regulus: The 4 of us were barely able to steal the Omni Cube from him. Yet, you were able to defeat him. I must respect your abilities, but that doesn't change the fact that I dislike you! Someday, you and I will settle this. Until then, take care of yourself!!
(Regulus flies off into the distance)
(Bomberman turns around towards Mario)
Bomberman & Mario: WE DID IT!
(They both do their victory dances)
(And so, Planet Mario was saved at last by our 2 heroes: Bomberman and Mario. It was a mess to clean up the scrap metal that came from the sky, but it was well worth it.Mario even used some of that metal to build the Ultimate Poker House (Or gambling house.he doesn't know which name to use right now) and Bomberman finally gets the vacation that he has always wanted. With all of the bad guys gone, and with nothing else to do but drug up Luigi even further.they (Bomberman, Mario, Bowser) played the Ultimate Game Of Poker!)
(THE END)
CREDITS:
HUDSON: For Bomberman and the Game Script & Game Stages for Bomberman 64 NINTENDO: For Mario and Luigi and a brief mention of Toad, Peach and Bowser and others ICE PRINCESS: For those crazy ideas about the "swag" thing and loads of other things I sort of used in this story BURNOUT: This crazy Game Cube game is all about driving and crashing; in which gave me the ideas of Mario as driver ALL OTHER NINTENDO GAMES: That I mixed in for a little more "zest"
AND MOST IMPORTANT:
ME! THE WRITER: I created this story! If I didn't create this story, there would be no credits given out, now would there?
Lots of cheers! The adventure is done! Please Read & Review!
Dark_and_shadow