Evidence
Disclaimer: Not mine, JK's. A/N: Short, sweet, and hopefully funny.
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Madame Pince entered the library. She had never worried about locking the doors before, but the sight before her changed her mind. One of the work tables had been turned on it's side, chairs strewn everywhere. And on the floor next to the table, lay the copy of 'The Joys of Sex' from her desk drawer.
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Snape was in a sour mood when he found that someone had broken into his office and wrecked his desk. On closer inspection, there was nothing missing. In fact, he had gained a pair of panties and a sock.
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Madame Hooch, deciding on a midnight ride, was disgusted to find the broom shed (and several brooms) reeking of fresh sex.
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The gargoyles in front of Dumbledore's office reported some unusual goings on in the hallway between two students. Unfortunately they could not identify the couple. They asked to be thoroughly cleaned.
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In the kitchens the house elves discovered a sudden shortage of whipped cream and strawberries, as well as a stolen cucumber.
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The lock on the teacher's lounge was broken, and the sofa was left in a terrible state. (Covered in whipped cream.)
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Professor McGonagall called the head boy and girl to her office. "There have been acts of.ahem.the immoral variety in the school at night. The two of you are slacking in your nightly patrol duties. Please keep an eye out for any students out of bed at night. Thank you."
Percy Weasley and Penelope Clearwater walked out of the Professor's office with straight faces before laughing. Penelope hit her boyfriend in the arm. "See, I *told* you we'd get caught."
Disclaimer: Not mine, JK's. A/N: Short, sweet, and hopefully funny.
*******
Madame Pince entered the library. She had never worried about locking the doors before, but the sight before her changed her mind. One of the work tables had been turned on it's side, chairs strewn everywhere. And on the floor next to the table, lay the copy of 'The Joys of Sex' from her desk drawer.
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Snape was in a sour mood when he found that someone had broken into his office and wrecked his desk. On closer inspection, there was nothing missing. In fact, he had gained a pair of panties and a sock.
****
Madame Hooch, deciding on a midnight ride, was disgusted to find the broom shed (and several brooms) reeking of fresh sex.
*****
The gargoyles in front of Dumbledore's office reported some unusual goings on in the hallway between two students. Unfortunately they could not identify the couple. They asked to be thoroughly cleaned.
*****
In the kitchens the house elves discovered a sudden shortage of whipped cream and strawberries, as well as a stolen cucumber.
*****
The lock on the teacher's lounge was broken, and the sofa was left in a terrible state. (Covered in whipped cream.)
*****
Professor McGonagall called the head boy and girl to her office. "There have been acts of.ahem.the immoral variety in the school at night. The two of you are slacking in your nightly patrol duties. Please keep an eye out for any students out of bed at night. Thank you."
Percy Weasley and Penelope Clearwater walked out of the Professor's office with straight faces before laughing. Penelope hit her boyfriend in the arm. "See, I *told* you we'd get caught."