JEWISH ANTHEM

Parody of "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte

Written by Philip Moore

It's Sunday, but I'm at work

The boss is driving me bezerk

Because I don't take any overtime

Daydreaming in my cubicle

I get the dumbest idea in the world

Why don't I convert to Jewism?

I would really wanna be like them

Have a day off every week like them

Come to think of it, it's not so stupid

Mabye I should invest in being a

CHORUS

Jew, one of those Orthodox Jews

And since it's the Sabbath, I'd get a day off

Jew, wanna be a Jew

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I met a rabbi at the park

I realized I was in the dark

About this religion-changing thing

It seems I don't know the differnce

Between a bar mitzvah and a bris

And I've never been in a synagogue

But, I still wanna be like them

Become a man as a teen like them

Sure, I might lose my foreskin

But, I still really wanna be a

CHORUS

A holiday, that's fine

3 days of it, that's OK

But, 8 days, that's quite the party plan

CHORUS TWO

Jew, one of those Orthodox Jews

And since it's the Sabbath, I'd get a day off

Can't understand why Hitler hated them, they're cool

One of those Orthodox Jews

And since it's the Sabbath, I'd get a day off

Can't understand why Hitler hated them

Another Jewish anthem

I never read the Torah

Or lit up a menorah

Or partied on Hannukah