Chapter 1
Phoebe ran down the stairs clutch.hey can anyone come up with any reason why anyone would want to visit a big spooky mansion? Cuz I sure as hell can't! Don't you think writer's block is such a pain in the arse? I had so many ideas and I can't remember a damn thing about them! Where the hell has my muse gone? I need him/her/them/it/whatever cuz I have no jazz music and coffee just isn't helping! Maybe I should just write another parody seen as there's so much to take the piss out of like: Shannon's mole, Shannon's accent, Alyssa's vanity, Alyssa's ugliness, Alyssa's evilness, Alyssa's ability to ignore any fan emails, Alyssa's ability make people on charmed leave, Alyssa in general!, Rose's butt chin, Brian's wrinkles, Julian's hair and Holly's.err.um.err.whatever! Damn it! I even a writer block on my thoughts now! Or is that a mental block? Not that it matters. Hey look I just wrote like a whole paragraph! Though I suppose no one will read it seen as it has fuck all to do with the story. I couldn't even post it on anything cuz what would be the point its not like it would achieve anything.okay now I'm getting all depressed! Well I suppose this is supposed to be a depressing fan fic seen as it is horror. Hey maybe I should add some character death! Shame it's the characters in this story and not the actors' cuz it'd be great to kill Alyssa off! Wait.would that make it angst? Cuz with charmed if someone dies you have to add a load of depressing emotional crap and they don't get over it for ages. I mean look what happened when Prue died, all the characters were not only depressed but they had a complete personality change! Okay to some people this paragraph or whatever it is is probably scarier than the actual fan fic. If so then I don't care cuz I have writers block and until my muse comes back or I find some kind of inspiration I can't write anything else! Have you people even tried to write a story when you really have no idea why the hell the characters are actually going to a strange house, the only thing you've written is some of the middle and you're not really sure how you're going to end it! But there's something even more depressing than that.I've run out of fan fic! I've read all the good stuff and I don't wanna read the Phoebe and Cole crap. Why do people even bother writing Phoebe and Cole crap? Cole is gone and so people will be upset if he's in it and Phoebe.well come on can you name one person who actually likes Alyssa? Not that Alyssa is Phoebe.well technically but.oh you know what I mean! Why am I even bothering to write about them cuz its not like I care! Ewwww my coffee's gone cold! Did you know that coffee keeps you awake cuz it speeds your heart rate up.and before you say it that is not useless information! Cuz if you were like in a quiz and you got asked 'how does caffeine affect your body?' you would know and it could win you that extra point that you need to win the quiz and then you'd have a pretty trophy and you could put it on the fire place or whatever and you could show your grandchildren and say 'I won this trophy cuz Tiff told me about caffeine'. Then you'd be grateful! Right I'm board so I'm going on the Sims! I know I'm not gonna get any inspiration so when I get some idea of what to write I'll be back and I'll write the scariest god damn story you've ever read! Mwhahahaha!
] A/N: I just want all you people that flamed me to know that I wasn't dissing any particular fan fic with this! What make you think I am? If you want real Phoebe and Cole crap check out the romance section! The whole thing is full of the stuff! Oh yeah, and if you love Alyssa so much then you obviously are completely blind and haven't noticed her evil side. Want proof? She kicked off two stars, Gets paid more than anyone else, she ignores all fan mail (can anyone honestly say they've ever got a reply email, excluding auto reply, from Alyssa!). Need I say more? And if you don't like this fan fic then don't read it! It's a joke! Get it? A JOKE! That's why its in the parody section!
Phoebe ran down the stairs clutch.hey can anyone come up with any reason why anyone would want to visit a big spooky mansion? Cuz I sure as hell can't! Don't you think writer's block is such a pain in the arse? I had so many ideas and I can't remember a damn thing about them! Where the hell has my muse gone? I need him/her/them/it/whatever cuz I have no jazz music and coffee just isn't helping! Maybe I should just write another parody seen as there's so much to take the piss out of like: Shannon's mole, Shannon's accent, Alyssa's vanity, Alyssa's ugliness, Alyssa's evilness, Alyssa's ability to ignore any fan emails, Alyssa's ability make people on charmed leave, Alyssa in general!, Rose's butt chin, Brian's wrinkles, Julian's hair and Holly's.err.um.err.whatever! Damn it! I even a writer block on my thoughts now! Or is that a mental block? Not that it matters. Hey look I just wrote like a whole paragraph! Though I suppose no one will read it seen as it has fuck all to do with the story. I couldn't even post it on anything cuz what would be the point its not like it would achieve anything.okay now I'm getting all depressed! Well I suppose this is supposed to be a depressing fan fic seen as it is horror. Hey maybe I should add some character death! Shame it's the characters in this story and not the actors' cuz it'd be great to kill Alyssa off! Wait.would that make it angst? Cuz with charmed if someone dies you have to add a load of depressing emotional crap and they don't get over it for ages. I mean look what happened when Prue died, all the characters were not only depressed but they had a complete personality change! Okay to some people this paragraph or whatever it is is probably scarier than the actual fan fic. If so then I don't care cuz I have writers block and until my muse comes back or I find some kind of inspiration I can't write anything else! Have you people even tried to write a story when you really have no idea why the hell the characters are actually going to a strange house, the only thing you've written is some of the middle and you're not really sure how you're going to end it! But there's something even more depressing than that.I've run out of fan fic! I've read all the good stuff and I don't wanna read the Phoebe and Cole crap. Why do people even bother writing Phoebe and Cole crap? Cole is gone and so people will be upset if he's in it and Phoebe.well come on can you name one person who actually likes Alyssa? Not that Alyssa is Phoebe.well technically but.oh you know what I mean! Why am I even bothering to write about them cuz its not like I care! Ewwww my coffee's gone cold! Did you know that coffee keeps you awake cuz it speeds your heart rate up.and before you say it that is not useless information! Cuz if you were like in a quiz and you got asked 'how does caffeine affect your body?' you would know and it could win you that extra point that you need to win the quiz and then you'd have a pretty trophy and you could put it on the fire place or whatever and you could show your grandchildren and say 'I won this trophy cuz Tiff told me about caffeine'. Then you'd be grateful! Right I'm board so I'm going on the Sims! I know I'm not gonna get any inspiration so when I get some idea of what to write I'll be back and I'll write the scariest god damn story you've ever read! Mwhahahaha!
] A/N: I just want all you people that flamed me to know that I wasn't dissing any particular fan fic with this! What make you think I am? If you want real Phoebe and Cole crap check out the romance section! The whole thing is full of the stuff! Oh yeah, and if you love Alyssa so much then you obviously are completely blind and haven't noticed her evil side. Want proof? She kicked off two stars, Gets paid more than anyone else, she ignores all fan mail (can anyone honestly say they've ever got a reply email, excluding auto reply, from Alyssa!). Need I say more? And if you don't like this fan fic then don't read it! It's a joke! Get it? A JOKE! That's why its in the parody section!