~Author's Note~ JUST KEEP READIN!

Once they reached the "garden" a little blue bulb of light flew out from under Link's green hat.

"Whoa, what is it?" Hartena asked in amazement.

"First of all, she's not an it she's a fairy, and second of all her name is Navi."

"Well la di da!" she said back to him putting her hands on her hips. // Mmm- hmm! You tell him gurl! *snap snap snap* \\

"Link, she doesn't look like the princess. In fact she looks more like a Gerudo." Navi said. // Woo-hoo! Now Navi's in the picture!* does the ghetto hokie-pokie * \\

" I don't know where she's from exactly, but she doesn't dress like any Gerudo I've ever seen." Link said looking at Hartena from head to toe. She was wearing really baggy black jeans, a tight black shirt that was barely seen by her big black jacket.

"Well, she looks barbaric enough to be a Gerudo!" Navi laughed.

"I know! Don't ya just love it? * Rolls eyes *" Hartena said sarcastically.

"Hey! Don't get smart with me!" Navi snapped.

"Well then don't try to insult me!" she snapped back.

Link just sighed, walked over to the princess, and tapped her on her shoulder.

"oh! Hello there!" she said surprised. "How did you get passed the gau," she paused and looked at Hartena and the fairy arguing with each other still.

"OH SHUT UP YA LITTLE," Hartena was cut off by Link yelling at them.

"WILL YOU TWO CUT IT OUT PLEASE!"

"Hmph, well at least I got the last word!" Hartena whispered to Navi.

"Shut up bubble head." Navi whispered back.

The two went over to link and the princess, still bickering.

"You were saying princess?" Link said.

"Well, I've been waiting for you," the princess went on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Her 10 Minute Long Speech ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh! How rude of me!" she said. "I've been rambling on and I haven't even told you my name!" the princess exclaimed.

"The rude thing was talking so long about nothing." Hartena mumbled, waking up from her short nap.

"My name is Zelda."

"Nice to meet you, my name is Link."

"Yeah a real pleasure, can we go now?" she mumbled again.

"Excuse me?" Zelda asked.

"Nothing! Nothing!" she quickly responded.

"Oh, ok."

"Dear Zelda, may ask you a question?" she said.

"Oh now you become polite." Link teased.

"Shut up!" she whispered to him.

"Why certainly you may!" Zelda said cheerfully.

"This may sound dumb, but what year is it?"

"Why it's 1103." Zelda responded.

"Thank you princess."

Zelda turned back to Link and asked, "Link, do you have that green shining stone I told you about earlier?"

"Yes." Link said digging around in his pocket. // I didn't know his tunic had a pocket! \\

"ELEVEN-O-THREE?!?!?!" Hartena blurted, then passed out.

"Back to the subject we were on." Link said.

"Umm, is she going to be ok?" Zelda said in concern.

"Hopefully not." Navi mumbled.

"Yeah she'll be fine." Link said while pulling the Kokiri's emerald from his pocket.

"* Gasp * That's it!" Zelda exclaimed.

~Author's Note~ Ok, like I said before, it's pretty boring. But even if it is, could you please REVIEW IT?