Chapter 2, First day of Elementary School! And the last!

Trunks groaned and pulled at the stuffy clothing. A similar groan next to him insured that Goten felt the same way as he and Vegeta did. Vegeta thought to himself, 'This is worse then that damned frying pan. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.wait a minuet, Freiza, Freiza I would wish this on.' Vegeta's train of thought trailed off as the two Almighty-Frying-Pan- of-Doom wielding Banshees walked into the room. Both boys shrank back and hid behind Vegeta. For once Vegeta himself didn't tell them to stand up and face it like a saiya-jin. Even the strongest Saiya-jin would cower at this, except himself that is.

"Come on mom, why do we gotta wear a tie? Were dressed up like you told us too!" Trunks asked his mother, eyeing the tie she and Chi-Chi carried for each boy.

"Come on mom we'll be good, ties are dangerous they choke people! Trunks says that Vegeta said that Ties are the forth worse thing to a saiya-jin!"

"Oh and what are the others?"

Trunks ticked off on his fingers. "Starving, losing a battle to a weakling like Kakkarott, The Almighty Frying Pan of Doom ©, and Ties."

"Sorry but your wearing these ties and that's that!" Chi-chi huffed.

Goten had a more effective way of protesting his dislike. "I WON'T WEAR IT. YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!" Goten jumped out the window only to run into a force field. He crashed into his mother who held him down, after many years of practice she managed to get the tie around his neck. At the age of fifteen, Goten didn't want to hurt his mother while fighting her, but his mother was a formidable opponent against her own son.



Trunks growled and stayed behind Vegeta. "Woman, I won't have my son dressed up in that abomination. Its bad enough he looks like a real monkey!" Vegeta thought back to all the times that Freiza had called him a Monkey. He didn't want that to come true for his son.

"Vegeta says that ties are dangerous and they can kill!" Goten protested as his mother gave him a stern look.

"I thought something to this effect might happen," Bulma said, "So I have a plan B!" Bulma eyed Vegeta with a very Vegeta like smirk.

"I will not woman," he said, catching on to her "Plan B" . . ..



One Hour and several Bumps later . . ..

Vegeta heard the groan beside him as Trunks had finally woken up. Trunks had been accidentally knocked out by the damned frying pan and Goten was sporting several bumps as well as Vegeta. He remembered the argument very well.

~~~FLASH-BACK~~~ "I'll make sure you have no food, no gravity machine. I'll make sure you have no Goku to battle with. The couch will be come your new mate." Bulma had threatened him.

"You wouldn't last that long alone, If you starve me I can just go find food somewhere else. There is no way you can keep Kakkarott and I from fighting because we would knock you both out the easy way. And as for the gravity machine, I can get Gohan to fix it. He owes me several things." Vegeta said with a smirk. Bulma scrowled at the truth of this and hit him up side the head with the Almighty Frying Pan of Doom © several times before she came up with a new idea that Vegeta couldn't counter.

"I'll send both Goten and Trunks off to boarding school where they have to wear suits and ties everyday." Vegeta visibly paled and growled and oath, he'd been caught. He raised a Kai ball but Bulma had already attacked Trunks, who hit the floor in a heap. Bulma had changed him and Vegeta grudgingly changed also. ~~~END FLASH-BACK~~~

Vegeta looked around the car. He spotted a bag near his feet. He would have smirked, but the woman would have caught it. So he just scrowled and looked at Trunks,

"Brat, give me you bag now." Vegeta growled at Trunks, who did as he was told; he couldn't have argued if he wanted to because his head was pounding so hard that his eyes watered. Bulma looked at Vegeta weirdly as he shuffled through the Trunks' school supplies. Quicker then Bulma could see, the boys weren't looking at him at the moment, he filled the bag with what was in the bag, zipped it up and shoved it too his feet, acting like he hadn't found what he was looking for. He scrowled so he wouldn't smirk.

In the office a few minuets later . . ..

In the office the lady there was eyeing Vegeta like a piece of meat. Not even Vegeta's glare sent her away, so Bulma, tired of watching the display, and feeling guilty about Vegeta, decided to help him out a bit. "Hi, My name is Briefs Bulma and this is my Husband and best friend Vegeta and Son Chi-chi, we would like to enroll our sons, may we have the entrance exams please?" Bulma asked, taking Vegeta's arm in her own and leaning on him. Vegeta stiffened, he would make sure Bulma paid for this in full that night.

"Ohh okay." The woman looked disappointed but she quickly fished out the two forms without even looking at them and handed them to Goten and Trunks, which they completed in a few minuets. The lady looked doubtful at the two seeing as their parents were still filling out the other forms get them into school and put them in a container off to the side. "They'll be checked soon, right now the machine is broken we have a classroom where they can go for the moment and tomorrow we'll have classes for both of them, would you like them in the same classes?"

"Yes," Bulma said quickly. "That way they can watch what they say around other people, especially Goten, no offence Goten, but you sometimes say one thing too many. We have a lot of family secrets, being Briefs Bulma he might say what new invention or another I'm cooking up and before ya know it people are all over the place trying to find out what is and how it works." She explained to the lady who was looking at her curiously. "Goten and Trunks have been best friends sense they were babies." She added smiling.

"Your still nothing but a bunch of Almighty-Frying-Pan-of-Doom © Screeching Banshees." Vegeta grumbled so only Goten and Trunks could hear him. They nodded agreeing fully.

"All right, please go to room 437 on the forth floor please," She handed a note to Goten who handed it to Trunks. He would know what to do with it.

In the hallway before the staircase, Vegeta pulled Goten and Trunks aside, under the watchful eye of Bulma, but out of earshot. He shoved the bag at Trunks, which he had been carrying, and said. "Burn those damn suits as soon as you get out of them. Don't kill anyone, your too young for that just yet, wait a few years before you do that. Don't forget to change, and if your mother asks, say that they got ruined while you spared out side after school. I'm gonna burn mine too, I wouldn't wish this on anyone but Freiza." Vegeta pulled at his collar lightly, trying not to rip the frail fabric. Goten and Trunks grinned,

"Thanks dad, will spar after school, just please don't make mom send us off to boarding school. I'll blow it up first." Trunks said and Goten nodded.

"You'll have to get through me first." Vegeta growled as one of his rare shows of affection was drawing to a close. "We spar as soon as you get home, make sure to do all your studying here." he said then turned and walked off.

Bulma walked over to Goten and Trunks and started laying down the law with Chi-chi at her side. "Don't blow up the teacher, class, or school, no using Visible Kai, and no fighting. Be careful with the people around here you know they aren't as strong as you are. No flying around in the middle of school or at all in school and most of all DO NOT BLOW ANYTHING UP! You'd better study hard and say nothing about aliens or anything else like that. Got it?" She asked they nodded. "Good heres your lunches," she handed them a capsule each and hugged both boys before Chi-chi did and then they ran up the stairs.

The first bathroom they came too they changed out of the suits and into baggy pants and simi baggy shirts. They both woar their baseball hats backwards and their shoes were normal black boots. They grinned at each other before throwing the dress cloths in the corner of the room and burning it into nothing with two small Ki blasts. Nothing was left so they grabbed their book bags and headed up the stairs again to the forth floor. Once there they went hunting for the classroom. Once there they were introduced to the class.

"Would you like to say a few things to the class?" The female Senshi asked. "Where you come from, just some background stuff."

Goten looked at Trunks. "Don't over do it." Goten warned so only Trunks could hear him, "You know what your mom said."

"All right, Hi my name is Briefs Trunks and I like martial arts a lot. My dad trains me and sometimes Goten." Goten was surprised that Trunks had kept it so brief but he gave the famous Son Grin and said,

"Hi! I'm Son Goten and This if my first time going to a public school. My mom tutored me like my big brother until he went to high school. I like Martial Arts too and my dad trains me sometimes when he comes back from the . . .."

"From all of his business trips, he goes on those a lot." He elbowed Goten in the side and he frowned, then realized what he was about to say and nodded.

"Too often if you ask me." He said. The senshi nodded and pointed to two seats in the back of the classroom. The Senshi went on about the Math class that he had learned by accident when he had read the wrong book when he was four. He had showed the book to Goten when he was younger and Goten finished it within days, Trunks did it within hours, but then again Goten was a little bit slower then Trunks, and he had other things to study so it added up in the end. Trunks nudged Goten who was almost asleep to the four or five guys in front of them. Goten grinned suddenly, catching on to what Trunks wanted to do. It was a bunch of bullies, and nothing more, and they were really weak.

"Trunks could you please tell me the answer to number five." The Senshi asked, noticing that he wasn't paying attention. Goten leaned forward and peered at the book on a girls table next to him, He barely glanced at the complex looking problem before sitting down again. "Four." He said, "Positive, negative seven if you don't use order of operations," He said before going back to being board.

"All right, could you please work it out on the board." Goten grinned suddenly.

"Ya, work it out Trunks, and don't forget it add the period at the end." Goten grinned. Catching on to the joke that Goten wanted to play, Trunks got to his feet and walked to the front of the room. He picked up the longest piece of chalk he began at the top right hand corner and was soon explaining the basics of the math problem, braking it down to a problem much like Einstein's 2+2 problem that took up four or five boards. When he was done he put the stub of the chalk back in the chalk container and went back to his seat while the class looked unbelieving at him and the board. Trunks just shrugged to Goten and pulled out his Advanced Calculus book. He didn't get to problem four when it was taken away.

"I said solve the problem, not go into some kind of particle joke. What is this? This is way to advance for someone like you. Go and erase that mess on the board and do the problem right." The teacher snapped. She couldn't believe that the child was already making problems. The class suddenly broke out laughing.

"Give that back its not yours and that isn't some mess. It's the mathematical equation, much like Einstein's 2+2." He growled. The battle for the book has commenced!



On Kama island a few seconds later . . ..

Krillen, 18, Yamcha, Tien, Gohan, Roshi, Videl and Chiaotzu suddenly looked up. They could feel Trunks' Kai steadily rise, not like he would do in a regular spar, he was actually angry with someone, or thing. "Some things up we gotta find out what." Krillen said quickly they all nodded and took off out the door except 18 and Roshi. 18 was watching Marron and Roshi was a pervert and it wasn't going to be a help and any battle.

Vegeta felt Trunks' Kai go up slowly, something had made him really angry.

"WOMAN LETS GO, SOMETHINGS UP WITH TRUNKS!" Vegeta yelled throughout the house, Bulma came running and Vegeta just lifted off into the air, they were the first to arrive. "No doubt the others will respond to the rising Kai, if we don't get there soon he'll go SSJ1" Bulma nodded and they soon landed on the school roof. They went down several flights of stairs before coming to the forth floor. They barged into the classroom just in time to stop Trunks.

"Boy you'd better have a good explanation for dragging me out of training." Vegeta growled.

"Trunks calm down now! It'll be a week in Vegeta's training room with Vegeta and no food AGAIN!" Goten shouted the last word. "It'll be worse then last week when we gave him hot pink hair and stole all his underwear so he had to wear moms!" Goten whispered to Trunks, who slowly calmed down at the realization of what he was doing. "She shouldn't have taken my book and called my work . . .." Trunks started but was cut off as several people barged into the room.

"All right Trunks wheres the battle?" Videl asked.

"Senshi called Trunks' work crap and took your advance calculus book away from him." Goten said.

"Hey I've been looking for that!" Gohan removed the book as the others filed into the room. People's jaws all around the room dropped to the floor as they saw a famous person enter behind Gohan. Yamcha blinked, as he was surround by people wanting autographs. Everyone else was pretty much ignored except Bulma, who was the richest person in the world. Gohan pointed something out to Videl who huffed and took the book. Gohan suddenly looked behind him at the board,

"HEY!" Gohan's loud voice silenced everyone. "Who in the world did Einstein's Mathematical Equation?! I thought I was the only one who know how to do that!"

"That's what the teacher called crap Gohan." Trunks said. "I tried explaining that . . .." Gohan rambled off numbers that confused everyone but four people, Goten, Gohan, Bulma and Trunks himself.

"Well, that's right, but you skipped . . .." Gohan rattled off a bunch of numbers that Trunks had left out and again only the four including himself could understand what he was saying.

"But there wasn't enough room on the board for that, I had to figure it out in my head, ohh by the way can I borrow your . . .."

"Sense when did you start to Einstein's law's?" Bulma asked. "Last time I checked you were still in Advanced Algebra 139 going on 140," Bulma looked stumped.

"Well . . .." Trunks shuffled his foot. "When I'm not training with dad, or sparring with Goten, I have nothing better to do other then study. Sometimes I hurt too much after the sparring but that's okay it doesn't hold me back from studying. And to tell the truth, I didn't really want you to find out. I finished Advanced Algebra when I was six and have been learning from Gohan's books ever sense. Sorry for not telling you guys." Trunks was suddenly shy and shuffled his foot back and forth.

"I'm not angry with you Trunks . . .." Bulma started.

"Its not you I'm worried about, its . . .. I'll tell you later." He went and grabbed his bag. "Come on Goten, this class is too boring and the teachers know nothing. I'm going home to train. It's a better use of my time then this abomination." Goten nodded and grabbed his own bag.

"Well if there isn't a problem, then we'll go. And don't scare us like that Trunks. When your Kai shot up like that I thought Freiza had come back from the dead to kill us all again." The z-gang sweat dropped and the class looked blank.

"Sorry guys, won't happen again, I'll have Goten hit me if I do. We'll take the normal way home sense we won't be going here." Vegeta nodded and everyone slowly filed out of the room and to the roof, Yamcha fending off females. To do this he jumped off the roof and to the ground below. Everyone followed suit. Vegeta carrying Bulma as he did so. The last to go were Goten and Trunks, who slowly dropped, as if gravity were keeping them in the air. They chatted all the way down, talking in an old Gaelic language that very few people knew.

"WAIT MA'AM! WAIT" The lady from before yelled as she ran out the building waving two papers. She gasped for a moment before saying. "I accidentally gave your sons the wrong test. But they passed it none the less. They need to go to the Orange Star High School. They got perfect scores on everything, that hasn't happened sense Son Gohan was here."

"Hey that's me!" Gohan chirped up. The woman looked doubtful but asked, "Are you by any chance related to Son Goten."

"Yep, that's my younger brother, hey we gotta go now. Come on Videl." Gohan grinned and they ran off.

"Ya so do we. FLYING NIMBUS!" Trunks and Goten yelled the golden little cloud pulled up in front of the two.

"Why don't you two just F." Krillen was cut off as half the school was on the roof looking down at the strange people. "Okay never mind, we'll go a few blocks before launching off. See ya guys." Vegeta and Bulma watched at Goten and Trunks flew off on the cloud at top speed and the others leave. A few blocks later they saw tiny dots lift off into the sky so fast that it looked like a bunch of differently colored shooting stars. Bulma and Vegeta walked a block before Vegeta grabbed Bulma and took her home. Once at home, Vegeta smirked,

"Don't forget woman, your paying for your little stunt this morning." Vegeta growled. Bulma actually paled a bit. Vegeta just growled and grabbed her arm, dragging her to the . . ..Gravity room?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why the heck is Vegeta taking Bulma into the Gravity Room? What will happen to Goten and Trunks? Trunks's secret is now out and what will he do now? Turn into another Gohan, (As if I would do that to poor Trunks, I already have too much planned for him to add that to his load. ::Evil laugh:: R&R Tabi Chan