Hiya, I wanted to write this chapter because my best friend might be reading it! Haruka No Neko! Anyway, shes got some really great stories out and I wanted to give her some credit seeing as how she wrote the next chapter practically by herself. Yes I admit it, (For once) I had help writing a chapter, but only because the chapter title was so funny she had to write the chapter that goes with it! Anyway, just so there's no confusion, I wrote this chapter because I wanted something to deal with it, I couldn't help it, it was so funny. Anyway, next week when my sis comes down for a visit, I'll add the other chapter when I'm done. This is gonna be so cool, anyway here it goes.

Vegeta's Bedtime Stories! Chapter 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vegeta grumbled as he fought the imaginary person in front of him with all hes worth, No matter what he does, he still couldn't see how in the world he got stuck doing what he now has to do or else. He remembered the argument clearly in his head. ~~~~~~ Flash back ~~~~~~~~

"Vegeta, I have to get the boys registered at the new high school, and then I have to go over Chi-chi's and help her find Goten some proper clothing to wear. He seems to have 'accidentally lose' his suit, so we have to find something else. All you have to do is read him a bedtime story, OR ELSE!" with that she walked out, not giving him a chance to fight back. ~~~~~~~~~~ End flash back ~~~~~~~~~

So he would tell the boy a story, but the Woman would regret leaving him with the job. The boy was fifteen years old, he should be old enough to go to bed, without a damn story. But he sure as hell wouldn't ask for anymore stories when he was done with him. The clock on the wall finally reach eight o-clock and Vegeta stopped training, this wouldn't take long, not long at all. With an evil grin Vegeta entered Trunks' room.

"Hey dad, wheres mom?" Trunks asked tiredly, after school he and had trained, and hard. Trunks was about dripping with wariness. He could barely keeps his eyes open.

"They woman told me to tell you a story, so that's just what I'm gonna do . . .." Trunks, unfortunately for Trunks, he missed his father's extremely evil smirk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Chi-Chi, I've got a bad feeling, I think I should go home, I think we repaired the suit as much as we could." Bulma said, looking sternly at Goten, whom was cowering in the corner.

"I don't know how it got to the birdies and the mud, I don't." Gohan took pity on his younger brother, but he wasn't stupid enough to interfere with the Almighty Frying Pans of Doom © wielding banshees they, Trunks, Goten and Gohan, call mothers. They had had to repair several large holes and now the suit looked bran new. "We'll I'll see you guys later. Goten, I suggest you go to bed." Bulma advised the still cowering fourteen-year-old. Holding his head in his hands he ran, Gohan, whom was watching but hiding behind the couch, ran right after him.

Bulma soon reached home, she walked up stairs in time for Vegeta to walk out the door of Trunks' room. "Hey Vegeta, How'd it go?" Bulma asked.

"Better then I thought it would." Vegeta suddenly grinned. "I kinda like telling the boy stories, mind if I do it tomorrow night?" Vegeta asked, closing the boy's door. Bulma was so shocked she almost fell over.

"Uh, ya sure, I guess. Is he sleeping?" Bulma asked.

"I'd give him a few minuets to get settled first." Vegeta said. Bulma nodded and walked with Vegeta to their room. Bulma got ready for bed and Vegeta did the same. Bulma got into bed and soon Vegeta was snoring next to her. Something felt off, it just didn't feel right. She suddenly had the urge to check up on Trunks, she had never really got a chance to say good night to him, so she quietly got up and padded down the hall toward Trunks' room.

Slowly, ever so slowly, as not to wake the boy, Bulma eased open the door. She heard a soft mumbling, she strained to hear it,

"Can't sleep, clowns'll ear me, Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me, Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me." Suddenly the boy let out a terrified howl. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAD THE CLOWNS ARE GONNA GET ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Trunks yelled so loud that everything glass within a ten mile radius shattered. But his voice wasn't the only voice that was heard.

"VEGETA WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOUR GONNA WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN, GET YOU TAILED BUTT BACK HERE!" Bulma yelled over Trunks' screams of the "Clowns'll eat me. Dad help!" The screams could be heard all the way over to the Son's home, where Goten cringed in fear.

Vegeta on the other hand, had expected just that kinda reaction and had taken off as soon as she had left the room, but he could still hear her screams a mile away. "But she still said I get to tell him the story tomorrow night, and hey it's a record, I got out of there before she brought out the frying pan AND told me to sleep on the couch. She didn't even get a chance to threaten his Gravity Machine. It was a good day after all . . .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL I'm evil I know. Poor Vegeta, what will happen in the next Chapter, Trunks' First Day of High School? Will Vegeta survive to live to see the day? P.S. If you want to know what the story was that Vegeta told my Best friend wrote it. But sense I needed this chapter in here because I was already writing the next chapter, I'm pretty sure nobody wanted to wait a whole week. I could get many chapters out then, but anyway, I just wanted to let you know that when I do get the story, which will be next weekend, I'll put it up right after the chapter I wrote that day. Alright then, (Don't feel bad for waiting, not even I have read it yet!) Anyway, can't wait to get this stuff up and going. Tabi Chan.