Kidnapping
A man in a dark cloak hurried the bundle under his arm and shoved the purple haired boy in the back of the van.
The man didn't, couldn't believe it! It'd taken four elephant tranquilizers to knock the boy out for an hour, or so from his cause and effect, so he'd given him ten or twelve, he'd lost count, and sped away. He figured that the boy had a hyper active blood system that washed the drugs out quickly...little did he know that the boy was just regularly sleeping, and that the Tranquilizers had no effect on the boy named Trunks Briefs...
Trunks woke with a groan, got up, and did a few absent minded kicks, punches, and stretches in general. Trunks walked around his room thinking a moment, finally after not finding the light switch in the pitch-black room, he opened his eyes. It didn't help any thought because there were no windows...'Wait no windows? My room is full of windows so I can fly in and out!' Trunks growled, powering up a Ki ball he looked around the bare room, a bed, and a bucket. Trunks wrinkled his nose at the smell coming from the bucket and walked toward the door. He opened the door, which seemed to be stuck, and killed his Ki ball, after he peeked around, he found a man ranting into a phone.
"Okay, I've got your kid, if you want him back, I want a hundred million Zeni, leave it in account..." The man rattled off an account number. "...And you can have your boy back, if I decide to let him live!" the man growled, with Trunks's super hearing, he could hear the other side of the conversation,
"So Trunks is with you?" his father said, he could hear the snort and imagine his father's smirk. "I'd give you a week before you get tired of the boy and return him willingly." Vegeta said, he could hear his mother laugh in the background,
"Another ransom? By the looks of the last one, I'd give him a day and a half..." Bulma trailed off and Vegeta hung up. Trunks grinned, this had happened so many times before that it was laughable now. Now that he looked around the room, he found the heavy chains that had bound him.
"Opps, guess I don't know my own strength." Trunks mumbled. The man looked shocked and spun around to see Trunks leaning in the doorframe,
"I'm hungry!" Trunks said in his best teenager voice, sounding like a spoiled brat.
"Ohh well, your gonna starve until you parents pay up, how the hell did you get out of those chains?"
"My mother isn't a genius for nothing ya know, it runs in the family." Trunks said off handedly; appalled at the living conditions of the man.
"I'm hungry!" Trunks said again, "If you don't feed me soon, you'll regret it!" Trunks warned, the man just growled, and finally gave into Trunks, right after Trunks did his best Vegeta like glare . It was funny really, after a while, and Trunks had eaten everything in the house, he decided to play around with the man.
'Now what game to play? What time is it? Nah, that only works with Gohan and Dad, What about, one hundred questions? YAY! That'll work for sure!' Trunks thought.
"Where are we?" He started,
"In the four thirty nine mountain area." The man replied
"Whats you name?"
"None ya"
"Why am I here?"
"Because it's a kidnapping, now shut up!"
"Why are you angry?"
"Because you are asking meaningless questions!"
"Did you get my homework?"
"Homework? Why would you want that?"
"I like to do it for fun even though I learned everything like that when I was four, can I have a glass of water?"
"No,"
"Wanna play a game?"
"No!!!"
"Why are you shouting, I'm right here?"
"ARUG!!!"
"What do you do for fun?"
"THAT'S IT! SHUT UP NOW OR I'M GONNA BLAST YOU!?!?!"
"Do you have a T.V?" Trunks asked, smirking like Vegeta, he hadn't made it to eleven questions before the man pulled out a gun and shot Trunks in the head, of course the bullet just bounced off and Trunks continued with his questions.
"Why did you do that?"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" Trunks decided to play with the man for a little while,
"A genetically engineered Bio-Android, can we please do something, I'm board?"
"NO! JUST SIT THERE AND BE QUIET!"
"Why are you shouting, I can hear you just fine?"
"BECAUSE YOUR BEING ANNOYING!"
"Aw come on, it's just for fun! Whats your favorite color?"
"ARUG SHUT UP!"
Ten more questions later,
"THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YOU BACK!"
~~~~~
Vegeta waited outside, when he heard his son's voice in a car about a mile away, he could do that if he really concentrated, and heard the questions. The kidnapper soon arrived, dumping Trunks on the ground and driving off faster then Vegeta thought the stupid machines could go, which was pretty slow.
"How many questions did you get in this time?" Vegeta smirked as Trunks got up off the ground,
"Four hundred and four, a new record, and I didn't even go super! We were near Goten's house so it was a few hours." Vegeta smirked and Bulma, whom had been standing behind Vegeta, laughed,
"Are you okay, he didn't hurt you?" She asked a few seconds later,
"He kept sticking needles in me, I think they were tranquilizers, by the smell of them, but they didn't do anything." Trunks said, Bulma just nodded,
"Come on, you must be hungry and its dinner time." Bulma turned to walk into the house and Vegeta followed, Trunks sniggered at what the back of Vegeta's shirt said. Bulma must have stuck it there while Vegeta was distracted by something, more then likely her. It read,
"Vegeta, forever a third class baka and best friends with a renounced baka, Kakkarott."
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Okay, so I'm evil, kill me later! I just couldn't resist! Really, it's so much fun picking on Vegetable head! Next chapter, Driving, I think. Its either that or Bird and the bees....
Tabi Chan
A man in a dark cloak hurried the bundle under his arm and shoved the purple haired boy in the back of the van.
The man didn't, couldn't believe it! It'd taken four elephant tranquilizers to knock the boy out for an hour, or so from his cause and effect, so he'd given him ten or twelve, he'd lost count, and sped away. He figured that the boy had a hyper active blood system that washed the drugs out quickly...little did he know that the boy was just regularly sleeping, and that the Tranquilizers had no effect on the boy named Trunks Briefs...
Trunks woke with a groan, got up, and did a few absent minded kicks, punches, and stretches in general. Trunks walked around his room thinking a moment, finally after not finding the light switch in the pitch-black room, he opened his eyes. It didn't help any thought because there were no windows...'Wait no windows? My room is full of windows so I can fly in and out!' Trunks growled, powering up a Ki ball he looked around the bare room, a bed, and a bucket. Trunks wrinkled his nose at the smell coming from the bucket and walked toward the door. He opened the door, which seemed to be stuck, and killed his Ki ball, after he peeked around, he found a man ranting into a phone.
"Okay, I've got your kid, if you want him back, I want a hundred million Zeni, leave it in account..." The man rattled off an account number. "...And you can have your boy back, if I decide to let him live!" the man growled, with Trunks's super hearing, he could hear the other side of the conversation,
"So Trunks is with you?" his father said, he could hear the snort and imagine his father's smirk. "I'd give you a week before you get tired of the boy and return him willingly." Vegeta said, he could hear his mother laugh in the background,
"Another ransom? By the looks of the last one, I'd give him a day and a half..." Bulma trailed off and Vegeta hung up. Trunks grinned, this had happened so many times before that it was laughable now. Now that he looked around the room, he found the heavy chains that had bound him.
"Opps, guess I don't know my own strength." Trunks mumbled. The man looked shocked and spun around to see Trunks leaning in the doorframe,
"I'm hungry!" Trunks said in his best teenager voice, sounding like a spoiled brat.
"Ohh well, your gonna starve until you parents pay up, how the hell did you get out of those chains?"
"My mother isn't a genius for nothing ya know, it runs in the family." Trunks said off handedly; appalled at the living conditions of the man.
"I'm hungry!" Trunks said again, "If you don't feed me soon, you'll regret it!" Trunks warned, the man just growled, and finally gave into Trunks, right after Trunks did his best Vegeta like glare . It was funny really, after a while, and Trunks had eaten everything in the house, he decided to play around with the man.
'Now what game to play? What time is it? Nah, that only works with Gohan and Dad, What about, one hundred questions? YAY! That'll work for sure!' Trunks thought.
"Where are we?" He started,
"In the four thirty nine mountain area." The man replied
"Whats you name?"
"None ya"
"Why am I here?"
"Because it's a kidnapping, now shut up!"
"Why are you angry?"
"Because you are asking meaningless questions!"
"Did you get my homework?"
"Homework? Why would you want that?"
"I like to do it for fun even though I learned everything like that when I was four, can I have a glass of water?"
"No,"
"Wanna play a game?"
"No!!!"
"Why are you shouting, I'm right here?"
"ARUG!!!"
"What do you do for fun?"
"THAT'S IT! SHUT UP NOW OR I'M GONNA BLAST YOU!?!?!"
"Do you have a T.V?" Trunks asked, smirking like Vegeta, he hadn't made it to eleven questions before the man pulled out a gun and shot Trunks in the head, of course the bullet just bounced off and Trunks continued with his questions.
"Why did you do that?"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" Trunks decided to play with the man for a little while,
"A genetically engineered Bio-Android, can we please do something, I'm board?"
"NO! JUST SIT THERE AND BE QUIET!"
"Why are you shouting, I can hear you just fine?"
"BECAUSE YOUR BEING ANNOYING!"
"Aw come on, it's just for fun! Whats your favorite color?"
"ARUG SHUT UP!"
Ten more questions later,
"THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YOU BACK!"
~~~~~
Vegeta waited outside, when he heard his son's voice in a car about a mile away, he could do that if he really concentrated, and heard the questions. The kidnapper soon arrived, dumping Trunks on the ground and driving off faster then Vegeta thought the stupid machines could go, which was pretty slow.
"How many questions did you get in this time?" Vegeta smirked as Trunks got up off the ground,
"Four hundred and four, a new record, and I didn't even go super! We were near Goten's house so it was a few hours." Vegeta smirked and Bulma, whom had been standing behind Vegeta, laughed,
"Are you okay, he didn't hurt you?" She asked a few seconds later,
"He kept sticking needles in me, I think they were tranquilizers, by the smell of them, but they didn't do anything." Trunks said, Bulma just nodded,
"Come on, you must be hungry and its dinner time." Bulma turned to walk into the house and Vegeta followed, Trunks sniggered at what the back of Vegeta's shirt said. Bulma must have stuck it there while Vegeta was distracted by something, more then likely her. It read,
"Vegeta, forever a third class baka and best friends with a renounced baka, Kakkarott."
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Okay, so I'm evil, kill me later! I just couldn't resist! Really, it's so much fun picking on Vegetable head! Next chapter, Driving, I think. Its either that or Bird and the bees....
Tabi Chan