Ganon
Rewrite by Stephanie Ingersoll (The rabid bunny of doom) (Note: sing to the tune of Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast)
Ganon: Who do those goddesses think they are? They have tangled with the wrong demon! No one says no to Ganon! No Named Minion (NNM): Darn tootin'! Ganon: Dismissed! Shunned! My name used as a swear word. Why, it's more than I can bear. NNM: Another human sacrifice? Ganon: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. NNM: Who, you?! Never! Ganon, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Ganon Looking so down in the dumps Every worm here'd love to be you Ganon Even when taking a dump There's no beast in hell as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and frightened by you And it's not very hard to see why.
No one's slick as Ganon No one's sick as Ganon No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Ganon For there's no beast in hell half as studly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Lucifer or Doudly And they'll tell you whose side they prefer to be on.
Chorus: No one's big like Ganon A King pig like Ganon NNM: No one's got a swell scar on his cheek like Ganon Ganon: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Chorus: My what a guy that Ganon!
Give 5 'hurrahs!' Give 12 'hip-hips!' NNM: Ganon is the best And the rest is all drips
Chorus: No one fights like Ganon Douses light like Ganon Cronous: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Ganon Keisha: For there's no one as burly and brawny Ganon: As you see I've got biceps to spare NNM: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Ganon: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!
Cronous: No one hits like Ganon (boy friend): Mates wits like Ganon NNM: In a bloodbath nobody kills like Ganon Ganon: I'm especially good at mutilating **Rips a human in half** Rarg! Chorus: Ten points for Ganon!
Ganon: When I was a lad I ate four dozen men Ev'ry morning to help me get foul And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen men So I'm roughly the size of an owl!
Chorus: No one shoots like Ganon Makes those beauts like Ganon NNM: Then goes tromping around wearing hooves like Ganon Ganon: I use corpses in all of my decorating Chorus: Say it again Who's that man among men? And we'll say it once more Who's that hero next door? Who's that super success? Don't you know cant you guess? Ask his fans and his five worshipers There's just one guy in hell who's got all of it down! NNM: And his name's G-A-N G- G-A-O G-A-N-A Oh! All: GANON!!!!
Rewrite by Stephanie Ingersoll (The rabid bunny of doom) (Note: sing to the tune of Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast)
Ganon: Who do those goddesses think they are? They have tangled with the wrong demon! No one says no to Ganon! No Named Minion (NNM): Darn tootin'! Ganon: Dismissed! Shunned! My name used as a swear word. Why, it's more than I can bear. NNM: Another human sacrifice? Ganon: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. NNM: Who, you?! Never! Ganon, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Ganon Looking so down in the dumps Every worm here'd love to be you Ganon Even when taking a dump There's no beast in hell as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and frightened by you And it's not very hard to see why.
No one's slick as Ganon No one's sick as Ganon No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Ganon For there's no beast in hell half as studly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Lucifer or Doudly And they'll tell you whose side they prefer to be on.
Chorus: No one's big like Ganon A King pig like Ganon NNM: No one's got a swell scar on his cheek like Ganon Ganon: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Chorus: My what a guy that Ganon!
Give 5 'hurrahs!' Give 12 'hip-hips!' NNM: Ganon is the best And the rest is all drips
Chorus: No one fights like Ganon Douses light like Ganon Cronous: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Ganon Keisha: For there's no one as burly and brawny Ganon: As you see I've got biceps to spare NNM: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Ganon: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!
Cronous: No one hits like Ganon (boy friend): Mates wits like Ganon NNM: In a bloodbath nobody kills like Ganon Ganon: I'm especially good at mutilating **Rips a human in half** Rarg! Chorus: Ten points for Ganon!
Ganon: When I was a lad I ate four dozen men Ev'ry morning to help me get foul And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen men So I'm roughly the size of an owl!
Chorus: No one shoots like Ganon Makes those beauts like Ganon NNM: Then goes tromping around wearing hooves like Ganon Ganon: I use corpses in all of my decorating Chorus: Say it again Who's that man among men? And we'll say it once more Who's that hero next door? Who's that super success? Don't you know cant you guess? Ask his fans and his five worshipers There's just one guy in hell who's got all of it down! NNM: And his name's G-A-N G- G-A-O G-A-N-A Oh! All: GANON!!!!