A/N: I know it's been a while, but there it is. It's no where near good…But are any of my stories near good? No. So have fun reading it…or don't…whatever!
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Prue started walking downstairs when Leo orbed in.
"Prue what a pleasant surprise! It's been a while…"
"Chill Leo, I didn't tell the elders who stole their pumpkins."
"What are you doing alive anyway?" Leo questioned with a thank-you-o-so-very-much look.
"Ask Piper." Prue told him and left the house.
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"Oh sunshine how have I missed you…I am as pale as my sister Paige" Prue walked to the nearest tanning booth. "It's ever so warm…I still feel like shagging…"
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Back in the manor Paige is getting back to her feet after being tked downstairs by her dear older sister.
"Nice to see you too Prue." she dusted herself and cracked her neck. "Yo Phoebe!" Phoebe came running on all fours making ambulance noises.
"You called?" She asked .
Paige stared at her "Would you like to come with me and stalk Prue, like I used to do in the good old days?" Phoebe nodded and got up. "Let me just grab my hat" she ran upstairs and came back wearing a woolly pink hat. "I'm ready."
They left.
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In the car.
"Phoebe keep your head inside the car!" Paige yelled watching Phoebe sticking her head out the window like a dog.
"But…but…" answered Phoebe just as she started biting the wind "You can't win! I'll get you!"
Paige pulled Phoebe in and closed the window just as she spotted Prue leaving the tanning place.
"Oh Prue, if only you knew the love I carry for you… As much as I complain that they compare me to you, I love it…I try to be like you but I shall never be as great." Paige sighed.
Phoebe licked the window while people outside watched in awe.
"Phoebe quit it!" Paige hit her about the head with a shoe. "C'mon let's go" she opened the doors , Phoebe fell face first on the floor.
"Phoebe! If you behave I'll give you a cookie." Paige told Phoebe.
At the mentioning of the word cookie, Phoebe went back to being the normal whor…"lady" she was.
"There she goes walking down the street…Paige?" Phoebe poked tapped her sister on the shoulder who now was lost in space staring at Prue.
"Huh? What? Oh I was thinking about how I need to get a new job, now that prue's back I don't need to be a full time bitc…witch. Anyways let's go talk to her." Paige started crossing the street and Phoebe started to follow when the same bloo car with the plate number K-I-T-R-A-G-E ran over Phoebe.
Prue watching from across the street started laughing, and by "accident" tked Paige in front of a random girl who was walking by.
"Hey watch where you're being tked!" Melissa kicked Paige out of the way.
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Back in the manor.
"Piper you weren't supposed to bring Prue back until the third full moon of April." Leo told her in his normal useless voice.
Piper started at him "Say what now?"
"You weren't suppose to bring her back." He told her.
"Leo don't be stupid, what harm can she make? She's Prue, she's a charmed one. Plus I need some help around here, it's not easy living with you people. I mean all you ever do is go up there because they're "calling", Paige is a fulltime bitch so she's always around and Phoebe…well she's Phoebe, and you know what I mean by that."
Leo thought about it for a second "Okay. Well, I gotta go. They're calling." he orbed out.
"See what I mean…" she started talking to herself "it's like talking to a wall! Not that you guys are bad, I mean you're my closest friends and I wouldn't trade you for anything…except maybe bouncy walls where I could take Devils with me…but nooo only that lucky ho Little Goth Girl gets bouncy walls and Devils!…" she chattere d away, until astral Prue appeared.
"Talking to yourself again Piper?" She asked
Piper yelped "I haven't anything better to do…How I missed this…where are you guys?"
"Well Paige is scrapping Phoebe off the asphalt, and I was chatting with some random people who adore me, but I got kinda bored and decided to check up on you." said AP.
"That's very sweet, why don't you come home…we can catch up on things you've missed." Piper told her sister who disappeared instantly.
Prue came home with seven strangers. "Piper these people came over to have some tea if you don't mind."
Piper stared at them "Who are you little devils?"
One girl stepped out "I'm Melissa, it's a pleasure to finally meet you and step foot in the fopm…oh these are my friends-, she pointed to each of them, Dave, Olly, Kt, Mari, Hollie and Kayla." They all said hi.
To be continued….
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Prue started walking downstairs when Leo orbed in.
"Prue what a pleasant surprise! It's been a while…"
"Chill Leo, I didn't tell the elders who stole their pumpkins."
"What are you doing alive anyway?" Leo questioned with a thank-you-o-so-very-much look.
"Ask Piper." Prue told him and left the house.
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"Oh sunshine how have I missed you…I am as pale as my sister Paige" Prue walked to the nearest tanning booth. "It's ever so warm…I still feel like shagging…"
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Back in the manor Paige is getting back to her feet after being tked downstairs by her dear older sister.
"Nice to see you too Prue." she dusted herself and cracked her neck. "Yo Phoebe!" Phoebe came running on all fours making ambulance noises.
"You called?" She asked .
Paige stared at her "Would you like to come with me and stalk Prue, like I used to do in the good old days?" Phoebe nodded and got up. "Let me just grab my hat" she ran upstairs and came back wearing a woolly pink hat. "I'm ready."
They left.
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In the car.
"Phoebe keep your head inside the car!" Paige yelled watching Phoebe sticking her head out the window like a dog.
"But…but…" answered Phoebe just as she started biting the wind "You can't win! I'll get you!"
Paige pulled Phoebe in and closed the window just as she spotted Prue leaving the tanning place.
"Oh Prue, if only you knew the love I carry for you… As much as I complain that they compare me to you, I love it…I try to be like you but I shall never be as great." Paige sighed.
Phoebe licked the window while people outside watched in awe.
"Phoebe quit it!" Paige hit her about the head with a shoe. "C'mon let's go" she opened the doors , Phoebe fell face first on the floor.
"Phoebe! If you behave I'll give you a cookie." Paige told Phoebe.
At the mentioning of the word cookie, Phoebe went back to being the normal whor…"lady" she was.
"There she goes walking down the street…Paige?" Phoebe poked tapped her sister on the shoulder who now was lost in space staring at Prue.
"Huh? What? Oh I was thinking about how I need to get a new job, now that prue's back I don't need to be a full time bitc…witch. Anyways let's go talk to her." Paige started crossing the street and Phoebe started to follow when the same bloo car with the plate number K-I-T-R-A-G-E ran over Phoebe.
Prue watching from across the street started laughing, and by "accident" tked Paige in front of a random girl who was walking by.
"Hey watch where you're being tked!" Melissa kicked Paige out of the way.
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Back in the manor.
"Piper you weren't supposed to bring Prue back until the third full moon of April." Leo told her in his normal useless voice.
Piper started at him "Say what now?"
"You weren't suppose to bring her back." He told her.
"Leo don't be stupid, what harm can she make? She's Prue, she's a charmed one. Plus I need some help around here, it's not easy living with you people. I mean all you ever do is go up there because they're "calling", Paige is a fulltime bitch so she's always around and Phoebe…well she's Phoebe, and you know what I mean by that."
Leo thought about it for a second "Okay. Well, I gotta go. They're calling." he orbed out.
"See what I mean…" she started talking to herself "it's like talking to a wall! Not that you guys are bad, I mean you're my closest friends and I wouldn't trade you for anything…except maybe bouncy walls where I could take Devils with me…but nooo only that lucky ho Little Goth Girl gets bouncy walls and Devils!…" she chattere d away, until astral Prue appeared.
"Talking to yourself again Piper?" She asked
Piper yelped "I haven't anything better to do…How I missed this…where are you guys?"
"Well Paige is scrapping Phoebe off the asphalt, and I was chatting with some random people who adore me, but I got kinda bored and decided to check up on you." said AP.
"That's very sweet, why don't you come home…we can catch up on things you've missed." Piper told her sister who disappeared instantly.
Prue came home with seven strangers. "Piper these people came over to have some tea if you don't mind."
Piper stared at them "Who are you little devils?"
One girl stepped out "I'm Melissa, it's a pleasure to finally meet you and step foot in the fopm…oh these are my friends-, she pointed to each of them, Dave, Olly, Kt, Mari, Hollie and Kayla." They all said hi.
To be continued….