Disclaimer: Ok, big one here guys, I don't own Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing,
or Bishoujo Senshi Sera Mun. Just had to get that point across. Sailor
Moon is a property of its respectful owners, Kodansha Toei comics, Naoko
Takeuchi (the writer), and Bandai. In America it is copyrighted bye
Cloverway and formally by Dic. Gundam Wing is the property of the Sotsu
Agency Sunrise, Bandai and the original writers Hajime Yadate and Yoshiyuki
Tomino. I know that nobody ever reads these, so just to annoy you, la la
la la.
Warnings: This story is shounen ai, meaning boys love, and some yaoi or yaoi implications. If you don't know what this means, then don't read the story. There is also some shoujo ai, yuri, and yuri implications due to one of the couples on Sailor Moon. There is nothing too bad or hentai here, cause' I don't really think I could write that stuff, so here's the story.
Oh and if you find anything wrong, go ahead and sue me, I don't have any money anyways.
Japanese Dictionary:
Iie=no
Hai=yes
Chan=suffix commonly used for a girl, can also be used for a pet name, or for a young child. Example: Mamo-chan.
Kun=common suffix used for a boy around your age.
San=suffix used for someone older than you
Ko=suffix used for someone you admire or love
Sensei=suffix for a teacher
Sempai=suffix for an elder, or someone that is renowned
Omae o korusu=Heero's phrase means 'I will kill you'
Kuso=Damn and some worse swear words too. Other swear words equal, Shimatta, Kutsuno, Kisama and numerous others I'll point out along the way.
Ai to seigi WO. Sera fuku bishoujo senshi, sera mun. Tsukini kawatte, oshiokio! Sailor Moon's common phrase, 'For love and justice. A pretty soldier in a sailor suit. In the name of the moon, I'll punish you.
Urusenai=I won't allow you, I can't allow this, I can't allow you, and others.
Ete=pervert
Hentai=sex, or sexually perverted, or just a plain pervert
Koi=love
Koibito=my love
Baka=idiot
Itai=ow, yep just plain ow, nothing else
Sugoi=cool
Fuku=outfit, clothing
Watashi=greeting, sometimes reffered to or proper, or sometimes even something a renowned person would say
Atashi=a laid-back form of greeting for everyone
Boku wa=a greeting commonly used by men, literal meaning from the Japanese I've learned so far, 'I are', but means 'I am' in the sense of a greeting
Henshin=transformation
Some of these are from future chapters, but I just put them up there, I'll update each chapter as we go along. Email me If you have any questions at alita_schratwieser@hotmail.com
Gundam Wing Meets Sailor Moon
By: Choriny Mandrez
Chapter One: "First meetings, mixed emotions?"
Usagi was sitting next to Mamoru on a bench in Tokyo Park. He kissed her, but before they got to any further matters, they saw a large explosion from the lake as five large figures plummeted into it. She jumped up as he stared in amazement. She ran to the lake, eager to see what was going on.
"Iie, it can't be!" she screamed as she rushed over to the unconscious figure lying on the beach. He had moss green hair and cobalt eyes. He was also wearing spandex, and in the middle of fall. She ran over and turned him over and started to cry, LOUDLY!
"He's dead, he's dead. I killed him," she screamed out as she saw Mamoru running over towards her. She swung her head back and forth and her odangos swung rapidly. She hit the unconscious one many times.
He got up and put his hand over his face. Not realizing where he was, or quite seeing straight yet, he looked over at the blond and mistook her for somebody else. "Relena, I'm going to do something I should've done a long time ago. Omae o korosu!" He whipped out a gun from a place she couldn't tell. (Does anyone know where he keeps that thing on spandex?) He pointed it at her head and she froze in terror.
Immediately a rose was thrown and hit the stranger in the hand. Then a man in a cape showed up and stood in front of Usagi. He glared mercilessly at the stranger, who gave him the same glare back.
Heero just shook his head and muttered a slight 'kuso' as he pulled the rose out of his hand. He pointed the gun straight towards both of the others and started firing. Usagi jumped behind Tuxedo Mask, who pulled up his cape, whick did I mention, could stop bullets?
Usagi opened her communicator and put out a call to all of the senshi. She then pulled off her broach. "Moon Eternal! Make Up!" Once finished transforming she stepped out and glared at the strange Japanese intruder.
"I won't allow you to intrude on the quiet moments a girl has with her boyfriend. Ai to seigi WO, sera fuku bishoujo senshi sera mun. Tsukini kawatte, oshiokio!"
A multitude of laughs and giggles was heard from a tree above where Sailor Moon was standing. Unable to control himself, Duo fell out of the tree and landed on top of Sailor Moon knocking her to the ground.
"Ete!" she screamed as he pushed him off. He started rolling on the ground with laughter at the outfit she was wearing. He then got up and pointed at the skirt and wings and cracked up.
"What's wrong with this? Who are you to be laughing at one of the protectors of earth."
"Then earth is doomed," was heard as a Chinese man appeared coming out of the water and towards them. "Even though I do not usually associate with weaklings or onna."
"That's because Wu-man's gay," was the reply from the braided one who was trying to control his laughter.
"Shut up baka!" was the reply from the rather angry, woman hating Chinese man. "I am not gay, and the name is not Wu-man, it's Wufei. Got it! Chang Wufei, not Wu-man, not Wuffie, not gay boy, Wufei! Is that clear Maxwell?"
"Eep!" was the braided one's reply, who judging by the lack of reply in the Japanese language, was American. Duo then continued, luckily getting better at Japanese, "Excuse 'Mr. I hate woman, but I'm not gay Wufei' over there, but the name is Duo Maxwell. The guy over there, you know, 'Mr. Perfect soldier Yuy who doesn't say more than two words in a sentence' is my partner, both in battles and in bed, Heero Yuy, right koi?"
"Itai," was heard as Duo was yanked back with his braid shoved in his mouth.
Heero was not very amused at having his love life given away and proceeded to give the patented Yuy Glare of Death to Duo.
Wufei, having heard the last comment gasped and proceeded to have a very messy nosebleed. "You and that loud mouth," he said after getting his nosebleed under control, "I didn't want to know that little piece of information. Atleast I didn't say that, I'm going out with Sally Po, I could never give that information away to anyone."
"Wufei's dating a woman, whoa, you mean he isn't gay? I never thought you could even approach a woman," laughed Duo in amusement. "Besides, I remember Treize saying you were his little teddy bear just a couple months before he died."
The Chinese man's face seemed to turn a crimson red color as he tried to control his anger. He started muttering numerous Japanese and Chinese swear words before turning to Duo, "My past love lives are none of your business!"
Realizing what he just said Wufei proceeded to turn around and polish his sword with a small cloth. (Not what you're thinking you bunch of Hentai's the one you kill people with!)
Sailor Moon proceeded to back further into Tuxedo Mask's cape as she watched the group of newcomers argue. "Mamo-chan, you're not gay, are you? Were you ever?"
Mamoru blushed a little and just proceeded to say lowly, "Well, I'm yours now, so that is all that matters."
Duo then burst out and said, "Oooooooooh! So it's true. Wu-man does swing both ways sometimes. Well, how's your relationship with Sally going then?"
"I'm not going to tell you that I asked her to marry me just a week ago, because that would be giving away stuff you do not need to know. It would be unjust," sputtered Wufei, who was just about to go off on another justice kick, when a blond haired Arabian ran up and hugged him so tightly he could barely breath.
"Oh, is that true Wufei? I'm so happy for you, Trowa asked me over a month ago. You all knew of that, but why didn't you tell us sooner? I'll be happy to hold the wedding at one of my mansions if you'd like," exclaimed the blond who looked like he was about to burst out in tears.
Meanwhile, Wufei was about to kill something if he didn't get the blond off of him. The tall French-looking man who was with Quatre sensed this and walked over to his blond, er, 'friend'. He licked the back of his ear and Quatre jumped back in surprise. He then pulled Quatre away and looked at Wufei, who had started another nosebleed.
Wufei shoved tissues up his nose and looked over at Duo, who was leaning against Heero and laughing so hard his eyes were popping out. "It isn't funny, will you guys stop it? I'm sure you are making those people over there sick."
Nobody but Heero heard the small muttered, 'including you' that came out of Duo's mouth.
Before Wufei could argue a counter attack, rose petals started to fly by, and romantic music started to play. A flash of light was seen and everyone, including Usagi and Mamoru, turned to look at the bench two girls were standing on.
"The wind and sky is my guardian deity, Sailor Uranus, soldier of the new age!" said the first.
"The sea and the sand is my guardian deity, Sailor Neptune, soldier of affinity!" was the seconds reply.
"The father of time, Chronus, is my deity, Sailor Pluto, soldier of revolution!" was the green haired ones' saying.
"Soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn, led by the bringer of death!" said the last of the four, a small girl with a glaive.
Duo took notice of the glaive and yelled out, "Sugoi! Nice scythe, but why are you guys wearing mini-skirts?" Duo then took notice of their battle stances and how they looked ready to shoot flames at him. He quickly jumped behind Heero and hid. Unfortunately, Duo is taller than Heero, so the hiding didn't work very well. Quatre and Trowa walked over to stand near Heero and Duo. Wufei, taking notice of this, put his sword away and followed.
"World Shaking!"
"Deep Submerge!"
"Dead Scream!"
"Wait," Sailor Moon cried out. She ran in front of the attacks as they charged towards her, " I don't think they are evil." She put her own body in the way so the attacks couldn't hit the others. Just as she was about to be hit a figure jumped in front of her.
"Silence Wall!" Saturn cried out as she blocked all of the attacks. "And these are not mini-skirts, they are Sailor Fukus. I would watch your backs around here. Your silly weapons are no match against the evils of the dark kingdom."
Just then four more senshi arrived and stood near Tuxedo Kamen.
"Soldier of flame, Sailor Mars!"
"Soldier of ice, Sailor Mercury!"
"Soldier of love, Sailor Venus!"
"Soldier of storms, Sailor Jupiter!"
"Mars, everyone, you are a little late! What guy were you chasing this time Rei-chan? Or were you on a date with Yuichiro?" mimicked Usagi, making kissing faces.
"Baka Usagi! You called us not that long ago, we were at the Crown Arcade," scolded Rei.
"But, there were a couple of really cute guys there, and I think one of them liked me," said Minako.
"Guys, I think we should try to find out who these people are," said Ami.
"Yeah, so we can crush them," said Makoto as she put her fists together.
"No, I mean, they seem to be from another dimension. I think we should analize the mechas over there. Don't you see them, over there in the water?" Ami replied to Makoto.
She then dehenshined as did the rest of them.
"Nobody is touching my suit!" said Heero.
"Well, like that hasn't been heard before, so who are the rest of you?" questioned Duo.
"Atashi Hino Rei!"
"Watashi WA Mizuno Ami!"
"Atashi Tsukino Usagi!"
"Boku WA Chiba Mamoru."
"Watashi WA Kaioh Michiru!"
"Boku WA Tenno Haruka."
"Atashi Kino Makoto!"
"Atashi Aino Minako."
"Watashi WA Meioh Setsuna!"
"Atashi Tomoe Hotaru!"
"Nice to meet all of you. Your, what did you call them, henshins, are very interesting," said Quatre in a polite tone.
"Thankyou, so are your, what do you call them anyways? Your mechas?" asked Ami.
"They are called Gundams miss," replied Quatre. He could see Ami smile at him. Trowa then gave him a really weird look and he noticed that he was smiling too.
Ami backed off a little and went back to staring downward. Duo then walked over cheerfully to Rei and said sweetly, "Looking good, now I like those skirts."
"Iie, not another Haruka-san. Don't any girls around here like guys? I don't mind gay guys, but they don't flirt with me," scolded Rei to the braided one.
Heero walked over and put his arm around Duo's waist. "He's not a girl, as I know for sure."(I originally mistypped it so that it said, 'he's not a guy as I know for sure'.) He then kissed Duo fully on the lips.
"Isn't anyone straight around here? Then that means that you two are gay too?" she said as she pointed towards Quatre and Trowa. She ran over to Wufei and bowed down on her knees, putting her hands up in a prayer like fasion. "Please tell me you are straight, please!"
"I don't need to answer, but to clear up what Duo keeps saying, yes I'm straight! Now will people stop calling me gay?" yelled Wufei, obviously ticked.
"Yeah, you're straight now, but we all know the past!" said Duo, taunting the Chinese one.
"Quiet Maxwell no baka!" yelled Wufei, this time louder.
"Alright everyone, no fighting here! Please." sniffled the blond as he started to cry. Trowa gave both Wufei and Duo a look of hate. Wufei backed away and went over to stand near Usagi, even though she was weird he felt he was safe. When he got a look of, 'I'm going to beat you up if you don't step away from my fiancee' he ran over next to Michiru. After getting a look of 'Michiru is my girlfriend!' he finally ended up beside Minako, who started giving him puppy love eyes.
"You're so kawaii, would you be mine? Forget that other girl, I can do everything for you!" cried Minako with heards in her eyes towards Wufei.
All of the girls seemed to have mysterious giant sweatdrops appear on their head as they said in unison, "Minako-chan."
Meanwhile Duo was thinking, *Sugoi, if only we had those in our dimension. I wonder if I could tell the creator to add some of those if they make another season of Gundam Wing*
Ami walked over to Quatre and looked him and the eyes and said, "Forgive Minako-chan, she really wants a boyfriend. Of course studying and aiming high are more important than getting boyfriends, but finding love would be nice now. Oh, what was your name, I didn't catch it?"
"Quatre Raberba Winner, and this is my partner Trowa Barton. I am very glad to meet you, Ami-ko, er, Ami-chan. Sorry I'm not very good in Japanese," said Quatre with a slight nervous hint to his tone.
"That's ok, I forgive you," said Ami sweetly.
They shook hands, and they both could feel energy flow through them. Meanwhile, Wufei had moved over next to Heero, where he felt he was atleast somewhat safe.
"Where will you be staying while you are here?" questioned Setsuna.
"Yeah koibito, where will we be staying? I mean I'm starved and I could use a rest," complained Duo.
"Well, I could hold one person at my house, but only one. I don't think my mother would mind that, and she's away on business for the next week, you know her work schedule everyone. I suppose I could let you stay at my house Quatre, that is if he doesn't mind, and of course if you don't mind?" said Ami, slightly blushing.
Quatre turned back to Trowa who gave him a nod that it was all right, but then sent him a sly smile meaning, 'It's ok, but watch yourself, we don't know if they are truly good people. Don't do anything foolish.'
"It's alright with me, after all I can still see Trowa during the day. Thankyou for your hospitality Ami," replied Quatre, who seemed to be blushing slightly himself.
"Well, I have to get home, I have a lot of studying to do. Even though tomorrow is Sunday, I need to finish working on a report due next Friday. Are you ready to go Quatre?" asked Ami, as the girls all seemed to have sweatdrops on their foreheads again.
"Hai, I'll just be a minute," Quatre said as he walked over to Trowa. Trowa and him kissed, but there didn't seem to be any fireworks between them. Quatre then waved to everyone and started following Ami.
"Ja ne minna-chan. I'll see you all tomorrow at Rei-chan's shrine," called Ami before she was out of reach of hearing.
There were murmered giggles among the girls as they watched Ami-chan leave. Trowa was a bit upset, but he knew to trust Quatre.
"Well, that settles it for one of you, but how about the rest. Usagi, you think your parents would allow one to stay at your house?" asked Rei.
"Are you kidding me? If I brought guys home poppa would have a heart attack, and momma, she would go balistic. I'm not even going to try my parents," yelled Usagi.
"Well, it was just a suggestion so don't go all psycho on me here," yelled Rei. She then calmed down a little bit. "I suppose Michiru-san and Haruka- san already have too many people living with them, right?" She watched as the two nodded. "And, Setsuna-san and Hotaru-chan live with them. That leaves Minako-chan, Mako-chan and I. Mako-chan, do you think Trowa-kun could stay with you?"
Rei watched as Trowa and Makoto nodded approval, though Trowa reluctantly, for he thought that Makoto probably couldn't cook. She looked too tomboyish.
"And Minako, would your mom mind Wufei?"
"No, she's out of town for two weeks, even if she wasn't she wouldn't care," said Minako thinking, 'Ok Wufei-ko, you're all mine now koi. Stuck with me until you can get back to your world. Hee, hee!'
Wufei just gave a small look of terror as he saw Minako's face.
"I guess that leaves Heero and Duo. I'm sure grandpa wouldn't mind if they stayed at the shrine. In fact, he might like it. He says Yuuichiro has been slacking off in his work. As long as you two wouldn't mind doing a few chores, I'm sure he wouldn't care. What do you say?" questioned Rei.
"Well, it's ok with me, and Mr. Silent here probably doesn't mind. Do you koi?" said Duo cheerfully.
Heero nodded and shoved Duo's braid in his mouth, tired of him publically displaying so much affection. Besides, he was getting tired of seeing Old Faithful everytime Wufei saw them kiss.
"Ok well, it is getting late, we should all be heading home. It's 21:00 right now," said Rei.
"Wow, that late, momma's going to kill me. I'm out! Ja ne!" yelled Usagi as she ran off. The others laughed at Usagi's antics.
"Well, we gotta be going too. Wufei and I are going to be spending some quality time together. Bye everyone." She went over and grabbed Wufei's arm in hers and started dragging him off. "Come on Fei-chan."
"Get your hands off of me onna, and don't call me Fei-chan. Hey, get away from me!" shouted Wufei as he was dragged off towards Minako's house. Everyone laughed. Even Heero and Trowa had to stiffle giggles at the situation their friend was in.
"Ok well I have to go. Usa-ko and I are planning on going to the park tomorrow, so bye everyone. Sayonara," Mamoru said as he bowed and left.
Trowa walked over and looked at Makoto. When he couldn't get his message across silently, he finally had to communicate with words. "Are we going to be leaving soon, I'm pretty tired?"
"Of course, follow me. Sayonara minna-san," called Makoto as she left towards her house with Trowa following.
Haruka and Michiru then waved and left, holding hands. They seemed to be giggling at what had just happened. Hotaru went over to Heero and Duo and bowed. She then walked back to Setsuna. Setsuna took her hand and they started following after Haruka and Michiru.
"Well, that leaves us. Come on, grandpa is going to kill me if I don't finish my chores before going to bed, follow me," said Rei.
"What about the suits? I don't want anybody touching my suit?" asked Heero, bringing Duo closer to him as the air was getting colder.
"Oh, we'll leave them in the water for now. I'm sure they'll be fine," said Rei. She could see that Heero wasn't happy with her answer and she put her hands up in a prayer-like fashion. "Ichi, ni, san, shi, go. Akuryo taisan!" She screamed as a white parchment flew towars the lake and put a mysterious green glow over it. "There now everything will be fine. Nothing evil will come towards them, and no humans will notice anything different about the lake. Is that ok with you?"
"It will be fine for tonight," said Heero in a cold manner.
"Come on, lighten up. Geez, you don't have to be silent all the time," said Duo.
"Baka"
"I am not."
"Baka, shut up or no fun later!"
"Eep! Ok."
Rei just sighed and muttered under her breath, "Is this how all gay guys act?"
"What?" came the two's reply.
"Oh nothing, follow me please," said ray cooly.
As the three headed towards Rei's, a new light appeared in the sky. More time travellers were on their way, or was it just the beginning of a new romantic relationship?
Owari
(well, for now at least)
Ok, I know that wasn't too long, but give me a break, I just started writing it. But, if you dread reading another, sorry. The second chapter is coming out soon. Oh, email me with comments, questions, and flames, I want to hear all of your responses. Ja ne.
Email me at: alita_schratwieser@hotmail.com
Warnings: This story is shounen ai, meaning boys love, and some yaoi or yaoi implications. If you don't know what this means, then don't read the story. There is also some shoujo ai, yuri, and yuri implications due to one of the couples on Sailor Moon. There is nothing too bad or hentai here, cause' I don't really think I could write that stuff, so here's the story.
Oh and if you find anything wrong, go ahead and sue me, I don't have any money anyways.
Japanese Dictionary:
Iie=no
Hai=yes
Chan=suffix commonly used for a girl, can also be used for a pet name, or for a young child. Example: Mamo-chan.
Kun=common suffix used for a boy around your age.
San=suffix used for someone older than you
Ko=suffix used for someone you admire or love
Sensei=suffix for a teacher
Sempai=suffix for an elder, or someone that is renowned
Omae o korusu=Heero's phrase means 'I will kill you'
Kuso=Damn and some worse swear words too. Other swear words equal, Shimatta, Kutsuno, Kisama and numerous others I'll point out along the way.
Ai to seigi WO. Sera fuku bishoujo senshi, sera mun. Tsukini kawatte, oshiokio! Sailor Moon's common phrase, 'For love and justice. A pretty soldier in a sailor suit. In the name of the moon, I'll punish you.
Urusenai=I won't allow you, I can't allow this, I can't allow you, and others.
Ete=pervert
Hentai=sex, or sexually perverted, or just a plain pervert
Koi=love
Koibito=my love
Baka=idiot
Itai=ow, yep just plain ow, nothing else
Sugoi=cool
Fuku=outfit, clothing
Watashi=greeting, sometimes reffered to or proper, or sometimes even something a renowned person would say
Atashi=a laid-back form of greeting for everyone
Boku wa=a greeting commonly used by men, literal meaning from the Japanese I've learned so far, 'I are', but means 'I am' in the sense of a greeting
Henshin=transformation
Some of these are from future chapters, but I just put them up there, I'll update each chapter as we go along. Email me If you have any questions at alita_schratwieser@hotmail.com
Gundam Wing Meets Sailor Moon
By: Choriny Mandrez
Chapter One: "First meetings, mixed emotions?"
Usagi was sitting next to Mamoru on a bench in Tokyo Park. He kissed her, but before they got to any further matters, they saw a large explosion from the lake as five large figures plummeted into it. She jumped up as he stared in amazement. She ran to the lake, eager to see what was going on.
"Iie, it can't be!" she screamed as she rushed over to the unconscious figure lying on the beach. He had moss green hair and cobalt eyes. He was also wearing spandex, and in the middle of fall. She ran over and turned him over and started to cry, LOUDLY!
"He's dead, he's dead. I killed him," she screamed out as she saw Mamoru running over towards her. She swung her head back and forth and her odangos swung rapidly. She hit the unconscious one many times.
He got up and put his hand over his face. Not realizing where he was, or quite seeing straight yet, he looked over at the blond and mistook her for somebody else. "Relena, I'm going to do something I should've done a long time ago. Omae o korosu!" He whipped out a gun from a place she couldn't tell. (Does anyone know where he keeps that thing on spandex?) He pointed it at her head and she froze in terror.
Immediately a rose was thrown and hit the stranger in the hand. Then a man in a cape showed up and stood in front of Usagi. He glared mercilessly at the stranger, who gave him the same glare back.
Heero just shook his head and muttered a slight 'kuso' as he pulled the rose out of his hand. He pointed the gun straight towards both of the others and started firing. Usagi jumped behind Tuxedo Mask, who pulled up his cape, whick did I mention, could stop bullets?
Usagi opened her communicator and put out a call to all of the senshi. She then pulled off her broach. "Moon Eternal! Make Up!" Once finished transforming she stepped out and glared at the strange Japanese intruder.
"I won't allow you to intrude on the quiet moments a girl has with her boyfriend. Ai to seigi WO, sera fuku bishoujo senshi sera mun. Tsukini kawatte, oshiokio!"
A multitude of laughs and giggles was heard from a tree above where Sailor Moon was standing. Unable to control himself, Duo fell out of the tree and landed on top of Sailor Moon knocking her to the ground.
"Ete!" she screamed as he pushed him off. He started rolling on the ground with laughter at the outfit she was wearing. He then got up and pointed at the skirt and wings and cracked up.
"What's wrong with this? Who are you to be laughing at one of the protectors of earth."
"Then earth is doomed," was heard as a Chinese man appeared coming out of the water and towards them. "Even though I do not usually associate with weaklings or onna."
"That's because Wu-man's gay," was the reply from the braided one who was trying to control his laughter.
"Shut up baka!" was the reply from the rather angry, woman hating Chinese man. "I am not gay, and the name is not Wu-man, it's Wufei. Got it! Chang Wufei, not Wu-man, not Wuffie, not gay boy, Wufei! Is that clear Maxwell?"
"Eep!" was the braided one's reply, who judging by the lack of reply in the Japanese language, was American. Duo then continued, luckily getting better at Japanese, "Excuse 'Mr. I hate woman, but I'm not gay Wufei' over there, but the name is Duo Maxwell. The guy over there, you know, 'Mr. Perfect soldier Yuy who doesn't say more than two words in a sentence' is my partner, both in battles and in bed, Heero Yuy, right koi?"
"Itai," was heard as Duo was yanked back with his braid shoved in his mouth.
Heero was not very amused at having his love life given away and proceeded to give the patented Yuy Glare of Death to Duo.
Wufei, having heard the last comment gasped and proceeded to have a very messy nosebleed. "You and that loud mouth," he said after getting his nosebleed under control, "I didn't want to know that little piece of information. Atleast I didn't say that, I'm going out with Sally Po, I could never give that information away to anyone."
"Wufei's dating a woman, whoa, you mean he isn't gay? I never thought you could even approach a woman," laughed Duo in amusement. "Besides, I remember Treize saying you were his little teddy bear just a couple months before he died."
The Chinese man's face seemed to turn a crimson red color as he tried to control his anger. He started muttering numerous Japanese and Chinese swear words before turning to Duo, "My past love lives are none of your business!"
Realizing what he just said Wufei proceeded to turn around and polish his sword with a small cloth. (Not what you're thinking you bunch of Hentai's the one you kill people with!)
Sailor Moon proceeded to back further into Tuxedo Mask's cape as she watched the group of newcomers argue. "Mamo-chan, you're not gay, are you? Were you ever?"
Mamoru blushed a little and just proceeded to say lowly, "Well, I'm yours now, so that is all that matters."
Duo then burst out and said, "Oooooooooh! So it's true. Wu-man does swing both ways sometimes. Well, how's your relationship with Sally going then?"
"I'm not going to tell you that I asked her to marry me just a week ago, because that would be giving away stuff you do not need to know. It would be unjust," sputtered Wufei, who was just about to go off on another justice kick, when a blond haired Arabian ran up and hugged him so tightly he could barely breath.
"Oh, is that true Wufei? I'm so happy for you, Trowa asked me over a month ago. You all knew of that, but why didn't you tell us sooner? I'll be happy to hold the wedding at one of my mansions if you'd like," exclaimed the blond who looked like he was about to burst out in tears.
Meanwhile, Wufei was about to kill something if he didn't get the blond off of him. The tall French-looking man who was with Quatre sensed this and walked over to his blond, er, 'friend'. He licked the back of his ear and Quatre jumped back in surprise. He then pulled Quatre away and looked at Wufei, who had started another nosebleed.
Wufei shoved tissues up his nose and looked over at Duo, who was leaning against Heero and laughing so hard his eyes were popping out. "It isn't funny, will you guys stop it? I'm sure you are making those people over there sick."
Nobody but Heero heard the small muttered, 'including you' that came out of Duo's mouth.
Before Wufei could argue a counter attack, rose petals started to fly by, and romantic music started to play. A flash of light was seen and everyone, including Usagi and Mamoru, turned to look at the bench two girls were standing on.
"The wind and sky is my guardian deity, Sailor Uranus, soldier of the new age!" said the first.
"The sea and the sand is my guardian deity, Sailor Neptune, soldier of affinity!" was the seconds reply.
"The father of time, Chronus, is my deity, Sailor Pluto, soldier of revolution!" was the green haired ones' saying.
"Soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn, led by the bringer of death!" said the last of the four, a small girl with a glaive.
Duo took notice of the glaive and yelled out, "Sugoi! Nice scythe, but why are you guys wearing mini-skirts?" Duo then took notice of their battle stances and how they looked ready to shoot flames at him. He quickly jumped behind Heero and hid. Unfortunately, Duo is taller than Heero, so the hiding didn't work very well. Quatre and Trowa walked over to stand near Heero and Duo. Wufei, taking notice of this, put his sword away and followed.
"World Shaking!"
"Deep Submerge!"
"Dead Scream!"
"Wait," Sailor Moon cried out. She ran in front of the attacks as they charged towards her, " I don't think they are evil." She put her own body in the way so the attacks couldn't hit the others. Just as she was about to be hit a figure jumped in front of her.
"Silence Wall!" Saturn cried out as she blocked all of the attacks. "And these are not mini-skirts, they are Sailor Fukus. I would watch your backs around here. Your silly weapons are no match against the evils of the dark kingdom."
Just then four more senshi arrived and stood near Tuxedo Kamen.
"Soldier of flame, Sailor Mars!"
"Soldier of ice, Sailor Mercury!"
"Soldier of love, Sailor Venus!"
"Soldier of storms, Sailor Jupiter!"
"Mars, everyone, you are a little late! What guy were you chasing this time Rei-chan? Or were you on a date with Yuichiro?" mimicked Usagi, making kissing faces.
"Baka Usagi! You called us not that long ago, we were at the Crown Arcade," scolded Rei.
"But, there were a couple of really cute guys there, and I think one of them liked me," said Minako.
"Guys, I think we should try to find out who these people are," said Ami.
"Yeah, so we can crush them," said Makoto as she put her fists together.
"No, I mean, they seem to be from another dimension. I think we should analize the mechas over there. Don't you see them, over there in the water?" Ami replied to Makoto.
She then dehenshined as did the rest of them.
"Nobody is touching my suit!" said Heero.
"Well, like that hasn't been heard before, so who are the rest of you?" questioned Duo.
"Atashi Hino Rei!"
"Watashi WA Mizuno Ami!"
"Atashi Tsukino Usagi!"
"Boku WA Chiba Mamoru."
"Watashi WA Kaioh Michiru!"
"Boku WA Tenno Haruka."
"Atashi Kino Makoto!"
"Atashi Aino Minako."
"Watashi WA Meioh Setsuna!"
"Atashi Tomoe Hotaru!"
"Nice to meet all of you. Your, what did you call them, henshins, are very interesting," said Quatre in a polite tone.
"Thankyou, so are your, what do you call them anyways? Your mechas?" asked Ami.
"They are called Gundams miss," replied Quatre. He could see Ami smile at him. Trowa then gave him a really weird look and he noticed that he was smiling too.
Ami backed off a little and went back to staring downward. Duo then walked over cheerfully to Rei and said sweetly, "Looking good, now I like those skirts."
"Iie, not another Haruka-san. Don't any girls around here like guys? I don't mind gay guys, but they don't flirt with me," scolded Rei to the braided one.
Heero walked over and put his arm around Duo's waist. "He's not a girl, as I know for sure."(I originally mistypped it so that it said, 'he's not a guy as I know for sure'.) He then kissed Duo fully on the lips.
"Isn't anyone straight around here? Then that means that you two are gay too?" she said as she pointed towards Quatre and Trowa. She ran over to Wufei and bowed down on her knees, putting her hands up in a prayer like fasion. "Please tell me you are straight, please!"
"I don't need to answer, but to clear up what Duo keeps saying, yes I'm straight! Now will people stop calling me gay?" yelled Wufei, obviously ticked.
"Yeah, you're straight now, but we all know the past!" said Duo, taunting the Chinese one.
"Quiet Maxwell no baka!" yelled Wufei, this time louder.
"Alright everyone, no fighting here! Please." sniffled the blond as he started to cry. Trowa gave both Wufei and Duo a look of hate. Wufei backed away and went over to stand near Usagi, even though she was weird he felt he was safe. When he got a look of, 'I'm going to beat you up if you don't step away from my fiancee' he ran over next to Michiru. After getting a look of 'Michiru is my girlfriend!' he finally ended up beside Minako, who started giving him puppy love eyes.
"You're so kawaii, would you be mine? Forget that other girl, I can do everything for you!" cried Minako with heards in her eyes towards Wufei.
All of the girls seemed to have mysterious giant sweatdrops appear on their head as they said in unison, "Minako-chan."
Meanwhile Duo was thinking, *Sugoi, if only we had those in our dimension. I wonder if I could tell the creator to add some of those if they make another season of Gundam Wing*
Ami walked over to Quatre and looked him and the eyes and said, "Forgive Minako-chan, she really wants a boyfriend. Of course studying and aiming high are more important than getting boyfriends, but finding love would be nice now. Oh, what was your name, I didn't catch it?"
"Quatre Raberba Winner, and this is my partner Trowa Barton. I am very glad to meet you, Ami-ko, er, Ami-chan. Sorry I'm not very good in Japanese," said Quatre with a slight nervous hint to his tone.
"That's ok, I forgive you," said Ami sweetly.
They shook hands, and they both could feel energy flow through them. Meanwhile, Wufei had moved over next to Heero, where he felt he was atleast somewhat safe.
"Where will you be staying while you are here?" questioned Setsuna.
"Yeah koibito, where will we be staying? I mean I'm starved and I could use a rest," complained Duo.
"Well, I could hold one person at my house, but only one. I don't think my mother would mind that, and she's away on business for the next week, you know her work schedule everyone. I suppose I could let you stay at my house Quatre, that is if he doesn't mind, and of course if you don't mind?" said Ami, slightly blushing.
Quatre turned back to Trowa who gave him a nod that it was all right, but then sent him a sly smile meaning, 'It's ok, but watch yourself, we don't know if they are truly good people. Don't do anything foolish.'
"It's alright with me, after all I can still see Trowa during the day. Thankyou for your hospitality Ami," replied Quatre, who seemed to be blushing slightly himself.
"Well, I have to get home, I have a lot of studying to do. Even though tomorrow is Sunday, I need to finish working on a report due next Friday. Are you ready to go Quatre?" asked Ami, as the girls all seemed to have sweatdrops on their foreheads again.
"Hai, I'll just be a minute," Quatre said as he walked over to Trowa. Trowa and him kissed, but there didn't seem to be any fireworks between them. Quatre then waved to everyone and started following Ami.
"Ja ne minna-chan. I'll see you all tomorrow at Rei-chan's shrine," called Ami before she was out of reach of hearing.
There were murmered giggles among the girls as they watched Ami-chan leave. Trowa was a bit upset, but he knew to trust Quatre.
"Well, that settles it for one of you, but how about the rest. Usagi, you think your parents would allow one to stay at your house?" asked Rei.
"Are you kidding me? If I brought guys home poppa would have a heart attack, and momma, she would go balistic. I'm not even going to try my parents," yelled Usagi.
"Well, it was just a suggestion so don't go all psycho on me here," yelled Rei. She then calmed down a little bit. "I suppose Michiru-san and Haruka- san already have too many people living with them, right?" She watched as the two nodded. "And, Setsuna-san and Hotaru-chan live with them. That leaves Minako-chan, Mako-chan and I. Mako-chan, do you think Trowa-kun could stay with you?"
Rei watched as Trowa and Makoto nodded approval, though Trowa reluctantly, for he thought that Makoto probably couldn't cook. She looked too tomboyish.
"And Minako, would your mom mind Wufei?"
"No, she's out of town for two weeks, even if she wasn't she wouldn't care," said Minako thinking, 'Ok Wufei-ko, you're all mine now koi. Stuck with me until you can get back to your world. Hee, hee!'
Wufei just gave a small look of terror as he saw Minako's face.
"I guess that leaves Heero and Duo. I'm sure grandpa wouldn't mind if they stayed at the shrine. In fact, he might like it. He says Yuuichiro has been slacking off in his work. As long as you two wouldn't mind doing a few chores, I'm sure he wouldn't care. What do you say?" questioned Rei.
"Well, it's ok with me, and Mr. Silent here probably doesn't mind. Do you koi?" said Duo cheerfully.
Heero nodded and shoved Duo's braid in his mouth, tired of him publically displaying so much affection. Besides, he was getting tired of seeing Old Faithful everytime Wufei saw them kiss.
"Ok well, it is getting late, we should all be heading home. It's 21:00 right now," said Rei.
"Wow, that late, momma's going to kill me. I'm out! Ja ne!" yelled Usagi as she ran off. The others laughed at Usagi's antics.
"Well, we gotta be going too. Wufei and I are going to be spending some quality time together. Bye everyone." She went over and grabbed Wufei's arm in hers and started dragging him off. "Come on Fei-chan."
"Get your hands off of me onna, and don't call me Fei-chan. Hey, get away from me!" shouted Wufei as he was dragged off towards Minako's house. Everyone laughed. Even Heero and Trowa had to stiffle giggles at the situation their friend was in.
"Ok well I have to go. Usa-ko and I are planning on going to the park tomorrow, so bye everyone. Sayonara," Mamoru said as he bowed and left.
Trowa walked over and looked at Makoto. When he couldn't get his message across silently, he finally had to communicate with words. "Are we going to be leaving soon, I'm pretty tired?"
"Of course, follow me. Sayonara minna-san," called Makoto as she left towards her house with Trowa following.
Haruka and Michiru then waved and left, holding hands. They seemed to be giggling at what had just happened. Hotaru went over to Heero and Duo and bowed. She then walked back to Setsuna. Setsuna took her hand and they started following after Haruka and Michiru.
"Well, that leaves us. Come on, grandpa is going to kill me if I don't finish my chores before going to bed, follow me," said Rei.
"What about the suits? I don't want anybody touching my suit?" asked Heero, bringing Duo closer to him as the air was getting colder.
"Oh, we'll leave them in the water for now. I'm sure they'll be fine," said Rei. She could see that Heero wasn't happy with her answer and she put her hands up in a prayer-like fashion. "Ichi, ni, san, shi, go. Akuryo taisan!" She screamed as a white parchment flew towars the lake and put a mysterious green glow over it. "There now everything will be fine. Nothing evil will come towards them, and no humans will notice anything different about the lake. Is that ok with you?"
"It will be fine for tonight," said Heero in a cold manner.
"Come on, lighten up. Geez, you don't have to be silent all the time," said Duo.
"Baka"
"I am not."
"Baka, shut up or no fun later!"
"Eep! Ok."
Rei just sighed and muttered under her breath, "Is this how all gay guys act?"
"What?" came the two's reply.
"Oh nothing, follow me please," said ray cooly.
As the three headed towards Rei's, a new light appeared in the sky. More time travellers were on their way, or was it just the beginning of a new romantic relationship?
Owari
(well, for now at least)
Ok, I know that wasn't too long, but give me a break, I just started writing it. But, if you dread reading another, sorry. The second chapter is coming out soon. Oh, email me with comments, questions, and flames, I want to hear all of your responses. Ja ne.
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