Elven Girl
A parody of the Billy Joel song "Uptown Girl," as sung by Aragorn to Arwen.
Disclaimer: I do not own the song; Billy Joel does. I do not own Aragorn or Arwen; the Tolkien estate does. No disrespect is meant to either of these. After all, it was just a bit of fun!
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Elven Girl
Oh............
Oh............
Elven girl
She's been living in her Elven world
I bet she never had a mortal guy
I bet her father never told her why
I'm gonna try for an Elven girl
She's been living in her peaceful world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a Dunadan
That's what I am.
And when she knows what
She wants from her ti-i-ime
Then she will wake up
And make up her mi-i-ind
She'll see I'm not too rough,
Just because
I'm in love with an Elven girl
I've seen her walking in her Elven world;
She's getting tired of the bows and swords
And all the presents from her Elven lords
She's getting bored.
Oh............
Oh............
Elven girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when I get crowned king
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win.
And when she's walking
She's looking so fi-i-ine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mi-i-ine
She'll say I'm not too rough
Just because
I'm in love with an Elven girl
She's been living in her peaceful world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a Dunadan
That's what I am.
Oh............
Oh............
Elven girl
She's my Elven girl
You know I'm in love
With an Elven girl
My Elven girl
You know I'm in love
With an Elven girl...