Absolute Silliness 1
Jade: "Hmmm Alex what should I write about now?"
Alex trainer: "I don't know maybe you should write one of those fics that make no sense at all."
Jade: Great Idea!"
*Jade snap's her finger's and find's herself in a light blue room she snaps them again and Harry Potter, Ron Weasley ,Hermioine Granger and Draco Malfoy appear. Malfoy's face is bright purple and Ron's clothes have turned into tight leather pant's and a tight white shirt*
Jade: HA HA HA HA! You two look like your going to a gay fest!
Harry: And you are?
Jade: Jade Rotaski Queen of the damned ,at your service Harry Potter. *bows low*
Harry: Erm...thanks...I think. *Scratches his head embarrassed*
Draco: How come you know his name??? *Draco pouts*
Jade: I know all your names Draco so shut the hell up! *produces shotgun*
Draco: Ulp.*runs to other side of room*
Jade: *puts away shotgun* that's better now what was I doing oh yes... *snaps fingers again and Jin Kazama ,Lee Choalan and Hwoarang from Tekken appear *grins*
H: What the fuck!!! *Turns and sees Jin* Kazama! I'm gonna whip your ass big time!
Jade: Oh no your not Blood Talon! This is my fic and you'll do as your told ,your not in the Korean Army now!!!
H: Hmph! "_";
Jin: *Sticks his tongue out* ^-^ Thanks...Erm??
Jade: Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned at your service! *bows low again*
Lee: Where the fuck are we??? *Looks totally confused*
Jade: HEY NO SWEARING!!! THERE ARE KIDS HERE!!! *points to Harry, Draco, Ron and Hermione*
Hermione: Were not really kids any more miss Jade we are 15 after all.
Jade: Hey my fic my rules! oh and Ron ,Draco you might want to sort your clothing out if you wish to leave! *Ron and Draco look at each other then themselves*
Ron + Draco: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! YOU GAY BASTERD!............ *Begin to snog each other while everyone else looks on slightly sick.*
Everyone but me(Jade). EEEEWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!
Me(Jade): Wadda ya mean gross I think it sweet! So do millions of others who delve in to the mysteries and wonders of......SLASH! *Ron and Draco leave Harry + Hermione on there own ,probably to make out*
Jin: Erm......slash??
Me: *groans* God Jin Kazama didn't you learn anything at school! Slash is Yaio ,you know male/male sex pairings or yuri female/female sex pairing, gay stuff rules!
Jin:@_@... Oh
Me: It doesn't mean your gay devil boy! it's a term we use on certain websites *winks at everyone who is reading this on Fanfiction.net* so we can write slash that's all *Whisper :in my opinion Hwoarangs gay!*
Jin: *Grins* Really! *snickers evilly* Hey Hwoarang I never knew it! no wonder you didn't go out with Julia!
H: Huh? what the fuck are you talking about!
Me: That's it! Hwoarang Doo San if you swear on more time I swear you will be in a hell you cannot escape from!
H: Eeep......* Jin whispers to Lee who is looking shocked*
Lee: No! your kidding me! *Also snicker's evilly* Jade said that! Well well well......
Harry: What up with those two??
Hermione: nothing much do you wanna you know.*points to cupboard that has magically appeared from nowhere*
Harry: Hell yeah! * Hermione and Harry go in cupbaord to do things that I will leave to your imagination* ^-^
Me: Time for my next guests to arrive! *clicks fingers and Tidus ,Sin(jeckt) and Auron from Final fantasy 10 appears. Unfortunately so does my sis Alex*
Alex: Tidus!!! *screams* oh my god and Auron!!!! Jade I never knew you were bringing all your fantasies into this fic or I would have come earlier!!!!
Me: Shut the hell up Alex! This is my fic and I gonna keep it that way!!! *produces giant Mallet and whack's my sister over the head*
Alex: uuuurrrrrrr...@_@. *Vanishes back into my room unconscious* Me: Thank the gods for that! Sorry guys I guess she got a little to exited!
Tidus: Erm where are we? *Looks confused*
Me: Your on Earth ,my world Tidus ,Erm I sorta brought you here for a sec I'll take you back once I've finished.
Sin: Finished what??
Me: *Has evil grin on face* oh you'll see you'll see.
Auron: What is that supposed to mean? What evil plot do you have up your sleeve this time Jade Rotaski!
Hwoarang: How do you know Jade's name?? We had to be introduced so what the fuck are you?
Me: Hwoarang manner's! Auron is a time travailing swordsmen from another dimension! He doesn't need martial arts to kick ass!
Jin: How do you know about them if there from another dimension???
Me: *sigh* there a computer game ,here. *produces FF10 box from pocket and hands it to Jin to pass around*
Tidus:... ... you mean I don't exist?
Me: Erm Tidus in Final Fantasy X ,you don't exist the only reason you do right now because Jeckt is still alive as Sin ,once you destroy him you'll fade away to nothingness..
Tidus: ...oh @_@
Me: You still have to kill Jeckt ,Tidus! Don't let what I said stop you! You have to! It's part of the game's plot!
Tidus: ...oh.
Sin: *muttering under his breath* Kill me! Ha! That boy can't kill a rabbit! Me: shut up! Tidus will kick your ass! * produces giant frying pan and whacks Sin on the head*
Sin...owwww.@_@
Me: Tidus...I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything. *Kisses him on the cheek* I'll let you go back now, promise me one thing ,that you'll look after Yuna.
Tidus @_@...how?
Me: just go! *Click fingers and they leave* Pity he left these! *holds up his Lionsword and Tidus's underpants* I think I'll keep them as a momento! *Grins as I magically put them away*
Me: Who else can I bring for a little chat......
Lee: Hey hello! What about us! When are you going to take us back!
Me: Aawwwwww! But I don't wanna let you go! You three are too cute!
*Lee and Hwoarang give me the puppy dog eyes while Jin sits down and begins meditating*
Me: Oh alright here you go! I suppose I can't keep you here if you do the eye thing! Jin do you wanna go?
Jin: No, I like it here, I'm going to try and communicate with my mothers spirit.
Hwoarang: Your nuts Kazama! *Sees the shadow of frying pan* Er...no offense meant Jade... honest!
Me: I can bring Jun back you know.
Hwoarang: Can you bring Master Beak back??? Can you?
Me: Just push Lee into the portal and then I can close it.
Lee: What? *Hwoarang pushes him into the portal but gets grabbed by Lee*
Hwoarang & Lee: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Portal closes over there screams*
Me: *sweatdrops*.....Right well we'll just bring Jun Kazama back then. *I snap fingers there is a flash and smoke, instead of one figure there is four!
Beak: What's happened here? Hwoarang help me outta here now!
Jun: Oh my *cough* this is awful! this will not help the ozone layer!
Angel: Jun is that you? No you don't have wings...
Devil: Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzz
Angel: *gets a can of red spray paint and begins to doodle on Devils face and wings one wing says 'evil sucks' the other says 'Devil is a gay basterd'*
Angel: Devil wake up we've been resurrected!
Devil: Huh? *Doesn't know about his face and wings though everyone else does*
Me: *stifles back a laugh* Err Devil...Your ,your wings! *bursts out laughing with Jin who I'm holding up so he doesn't collapse*
Jin: Ha! Ha! Ha! *Points*
Jun: Hee Hee Hee *has her hand over her mouth to stifle the sound*
Me: haahaahaahaahaa!
Beak: Haaa hahahaha!
Angel: *Angelic titter* (Come on! Even Angel's have to have a break and laugh!)
Devil what the??? *Notices wings* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Pulls out a mirror to see his face* ALRIHGT WHO PAINTED MY FACE AND WINGS!!!!! *Glares at everyone but it only makes them laugh harder*
Angel: *Innocent whistling* I don't know WHO could have done such a thing!
Devil: You $%£?@!#%!! I'LL KILL YOU! * Lunges for Angel but I get in the way*
Me: Produces the giant frying pan again an whacks Devil* OH NO YOU DON'T!!! unlike you I like Angel so die Devil Die!! * Whacks him repeatedly*
Devil:.......ooooooowwwwwww......+_+ *Dies*
Me: That's better ,Jun Kazama be reunited with your son, Jin. *Jun and Jin Embrece happily*
Jin: Mommy! (A:N Sorry Jin fans but I had to make him sound like a mummy's boy somewhere! *Hwoarang grins and gives me the thumb's up*)
Jun: My Son! Oh how you've grown!
Beak: *Coughs nervously* (I always thought that Beak ha a crush on her! If you didn't know that...WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!)
Angel: Aaawww how sweet! Well done Jade you made Jun and Jin Very Happy!
Me: Whatever...at least I got to bash Devil over the head! Yay! *Whoop's for joy*
Angel: ...Okay...*whisper: what a strange child...*
Me: Hey I heard that! I am not a child I am 17! The last time someone (Lee Chaolan) insulted me I wrote a slash fic about them! I Could always do one about you and Devil...
Angel: No! Please! I'm Sorry don't do it! I beg of you! *Gets down on knees and begs for mercy).
Me *Grins* Slash is a powerful thing to have MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Beak: where's Hwoarang??? That boy is gonna get a smack when I see him!
Me: If you'll just follow me Beak Soo Dan... *Shows him portal*
Beak: Huh??? *Gets pushed into portal*
Beak: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Portal closes over his screams just like Lee and Hwoarang.*
Me: Two down three to go. *Evil snicker* No I won't be evil to Jun, Jin or Angel......Well Maybe Angel...hmmmmm what to do about her......Bingo!!! Oh Angel could you come here for a moment??? *Smiles ever so sweetly*
Angel: Yes Jade?? *Look's at me suspiciously*
Me: *Snaps fingers and Buffy and Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer.* Kill her! She's the Master Vampire!
Angel: WHAT!!
Buffy: Your terminated fucker! *Kills Angel in 3 seconds flat.*
Me: Thanks Buffy I owe you one! *Winks at her as she and Spike leave*
Jun: You...You Evil...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANGEL!!! *sobs*
Me: Erm...sorry... *Feels very embarrassed* Jin take her home and give my regards to Kayuza when you see him.
Jin: O.K. thanks for bringing her back *Kisses me on the cheek*
Me: *Blushes* Just kick Hiehachi's ass and I'll be fine. *Jin and Jun leave.*
Me: *sings* I'm all alone there's no one beside me...My problems may have gone, but no one can deride meeeeee...But you gotta have friends...Huh??
Voice1:Alright who took them?
Voice 2:What?
Voice 1:MY UNDREPANT'S!! THERE MISSING!!! Wait we went to see......JADE!!!!
Me: Ulp! gotta go bye! *Waves to screen before zooming off into the distance, just before Tidus and Auron apper, Tidus looking furious*
Tidus: WHERE IS SHE!!! WHEN I SEE HER I'LL......
Auron: Calm down Tidus we'll get you some more.
Tidus: No you can't! There my lucky undies! There my best undies...to be honest there my only undies!
Auron: That was way too much information... *Leaves*
Tidus: Jade Rotaski I swear I will hunt you down and torture you until I get my underpants back! *Goes to swing sword but it's missing* AAARGH! I'll get you Rotaski just you wait! Auron? *Turns* Hey! Wait for me! *disappears*
Me: *Comes back into sight* Now that is the end! Don't forget to press that little button below before leaving and R&R! *Evil laughter* until next time bye! I'll be back!
THE END!
Jade: "Hmmm Alex what should I write about now?"
Alex trainer: "I don't know maybe you should write one of those fics that make no sense at all."
Jade: Great Idea!"
*Jade snap's her finger's and find's herself in a light blue room she snaps them again and Harry Potter, Ron Weasley ,Hermioine Granger and Draco Malfoy appear. Malfoy's face is bright purple and Ron's clothes have turned into tight leather pant's and a tight white shirt*
Jade: HA HA HA HA! You two look like your going to a gay fest!
Harry: And you are?
Jade: Jade Rotaski Queen of the damned ,at your service Harry Potter. *bows low*
Harry: Erm...thanks...I think. *Scratches his head embarrassed*
Draco: How come you know his name??? *Draco pouts*
Jade: I know all your names Draco so shut the hell up! *produces shotgun*
Draco: Ulp.*runs to other side of room*
Jade: *puts away shotgun* that's better now what was I doing oh yes... *snaps fingers again and Jin Kazama ,Lee Choalan and Hwoarang from Tekken appear *grins*
H: What the fuck!!! *Turns and sees Jin* Kazama! I'm gonna whip your ass big time!
Jade: Oh no your not Blood Talon! This is my fic and you'll do as your told ,your not in the Korean Army now!!!
H: Hmph! "_";
Jin: *Sticks his tongue out* ^-^ Thanks...Erm??
Jade: Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned at your service! *bows low again*
Lee: Where the fuck are we??? *Looks totally confused*
Jade: HEY NO SWEARING!!! THERE ARE KIDS HERE!!! *points to Harry, Draco, Ron and Hermione*
Hermione: Were not really kids any more miss Jade we are 15 after all.
Jade: Hey my fic my rules! oh and Ron ,Draco you might want to sort your clothing out if you wish to leave! *Ron and Draco look at each other then themselves*
Ron + Draco: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! YOU GAY BASTERD!............ *Begin to snog each other while everyone else looks on slightly sick.*
Everyone but me(Jade). EEEEWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!
Me(Jade): Wadda ya mean gross I think it sweet! So do millions of others who delve in to the mysteries and wonders of......SLASH! *Ron and Draco leave Harry + Hermione on there own ,probably to make out*
Jin: Erm......slash??
Me: *groans* God Jin Kazama didn't you learn anything at school! Slash is Yaio ,you know male/male sex pairings or yuri female/female sex pairing, gay stuff rules!
Jin:@_@... Oh
Me: It doesn't mean your gay devil boy! it's a term we use on certain websites *winks at everyone who is reading this on Fanfiction.net* so we can write slash that's all *Whisper :in my opinion Hwoarangs gay!*
Jin: *Grins* Really! *snickers evilly* Hey Hwoarang I never knew it! no wonder you didn't go out with Julia!
H: Huh? what the fuck are you talking about!
Me: That's it! Hwoarang Doo San if you swear on more time I swear you will be in a hell you cannot escape from!
H: Eeep......* Jin whispers to Lee who is looking shocked*
Lee: No! your kidding me! *Also snicker's evilly* Jade said that! Well well well......
Harry: What up with those two??
Hermione: nothing much do you wanna you know.*points to cupboard that has magically appeared from nowhere*
Harry: Hell yeah! * Hermione and Harry go in cupbaord to do things that I will leave to your imagination* ^-^
Me: Time for my next guests to arrive! *clicks fingers and Tidus ,Sin(jeckt) and Auron from Final fantasy 10 appears. Unfortunately so does my sis Alex*
Alex: Tidus!!! *screams* oh my god and Auron!!!! Jade I never knew you were bringing all your fantasies into this fic or I would have come earlier!!!!
Me: Shut the hell up Alex! This is my fic and I gonna keep it that way!!! *produces giant Mallet and whack's my sister over the head*
Alex: uuuurrrrrrr...@_@. *Vanishes back into my room unconscious* Me: Thank the gods for that! Sorry guys I guess she got a little to exited!
Tidus: Erm where are we? *Looks confused*
Me: Your on Earth ,my world Tidus ,Erm I sorta brought you here for a sec I'll take you back once I've finished.
Sin: Finished what??
Me: *Has evil grin on face* oh you'll see you'll see.
Auron: What is that supposed to mean? What evil plot do you have up your sleeve this time Jade Rotaski!
Hwoarang: How do you know Jade's name?? We had to be introduced so what the fuck are you?
Me: Hwoarang manner's! Auron is a time travailing swordsmen from another dimension! He doesn't need martial arts to kick ass!
Jin: How do you know about them if there from another dimension???
Me: *sigh* there a computer game ,here. *produces FF10 box from pocket and hands it to Jin to pass around*
Tidus:... ... you mean I don't exist?
Me: Erm Tidus in Final Fantasy X ,you don't exist the only reason you do right now because Jeckt is still alive as Sin ,once you destroy him you'll fade away to nothingness..
Tidus: ...oh @_@
Me: You still have to kill Jeckt ,Tidus! Don't let what I said stop you! You have to! It's part of the game's plot!
Tidus: ...oh.
Sin: *muttering under his breath* Kill me! Ha! That boy can't kill a rabbit! Me: shut up! Tidus will kick your ass! * produces giant frying pan and whacks Sin on the head*
Sin...owwww.@_@
Me: Tidus...I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything. *Kisses him on the cheek* I'll let you go back now, promise me one thing ,that you'll look after Yuna.
Tidus @_@...how?
Me: just go! *Click fingers and they leave* Pity he left these! *holds up his Lionsword and Tidus's underpants* I think I'll keep them as a momento! *Grins as I magically put them away*
Me: Who else can I bring for a little chat......
Lee: Hey hello! What about us! When are you going to take us back!
Me: Aawwwwww! But I don't wanna let you go! You three are too cute!
*Lee and Hwoarang give me the puppy dog eyes while Jin sits down and begins meditating*
Me: Oh alright here you go! I suppose I can't keep you here if you do the eye thing! Jin do you wanna go?
Jin: No, I like it here, I'm going to try and communicate with my mothers spirit.
Hwoarang: Your nuts Kazama! *Sees the shadow of frying pan* Er...no offense meant Jade... honest!
Me: I can bring Jun back you know.
Hwoarang: Can you bring Master Beak back??? Can you?
Me: Just push Lee into the portal and then I can close it.
Lee: What? *Hwoarang pushes him into the portal but gets grabbed by Lee*
Hwoarang & Lee: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Portal closes over there screams*
Me: *sweatdrops*.....Right well we'll just bring Jun Kazama back then. *I snap fingers there is a flash and smoke, instead of one figure there is four!
Beak: What's happened here? Hwoarang help me outta here now!
Jun: Oh my *cough* this is awful! this will not help the ozone layer!
Angel: Jun is that you? No you don't have wings...
Devil: Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzz
Angel: *gets a can of red spray paint and begins to doodle on Devils face and wings one wing says 'evil sucks' the other says 'Devil is a gay basterd'*
Angel: Devil wake up we've been resurrected!
Devil: Huh? *Doesn't know about his face and wings though everyone else does*
Me: *stifles back a laugh* Err Devil...Your ,your wings! *bursts out laughing with Jin who I'm holding up so he doesn't collapse*
Jin: Ha! Ha! Ha! *Points*
Jun: Hee Hee Hee *has her hand over her mouth to stifle the sound*
Me: haahaahaahaahaa!
Beak: Haaa hahahaha!
Angel: *Angelic titter* (Come on! Even Angel's have to have a break and laugh!)
Devil what the??? *Notices wings* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Pulls out a mirror to see his face* ALRIHGT WHO PAINTED MY FACE AND WINGS!!!!! *Glares at everyone but it only makes them laugh harder*
Angel: *Innocent whistling* I don't know WHO could have done such a thing!
Devil: You $%£?@!#%!! I'LL KILL YOU! * Lunges for Angel but I get in the way*
Me: Produces the giant frying pan again an whacks Devil* OH NO YOU DON'T!!! unlike you I like Angel so die Devil Die!! * Whacks him repeatedly*
Devil:.......ooooooowwwwwww......+_+ *Dies*
Me: That's better ,Jun Kazama be reunited with your son, Jin. *Jun and Jin Embrece happily*
Jin: Mommy! (A:N Sorry Jin fans but I had to make him sound like a mummy's boy somewhere! *Hwoarang grins and gives me the thumb's up*)
Jun: My Son! Oh how you've grown!
Beak: *Coughs nervously* (I always thought that Beak ha a crush on her! If you didn't know that...WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!)
Angel: Aaawww how sweet! Well done Jade you made Jun and Jin Very Happy!
Me: Whatever...at least I got to bash Devil over the head! Yay! *Whoop's for joy*
Angel: ...Okay...*whisper: what a strange child...*
Me: Hey I heard that! I am not a child I am 17! The last time someone (Lee Chaolan) insulted me I wrote a slash fic about them! I Could always do one about you and Devil...
Angel: No! Please! I'm Sorry don't do it! I beg of you! *Gets down on knees and begs for mercy).
Me *Grins* Slash is a powerful thing to have MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Beak: where's Hwoarang??? That boy is gonna get a smack when I see him!
Me: If you'll just follow me Beak Soo Dan... *Shows him portal*
Beak: Huh??? *Gets pushed into portal*
Beak: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Portal closes over his screams just like Lee and Hwoarang.*
Me: Two down three to go. *Evil snicker* No I won't be evil to Jun, Jin or Angel......Well Maybe Angel...hmmmmm what to do about her......Bingo!!! Oh Angel could you come here for a moment??? *Smiles ever so sweetly*
Angel: Yes Jade?? *Look's at me suspiciously*
Me: *Snaps fingers and Buffy and Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer.* Kill her! She's the Master Vampire!
Angel: WHAT!!
Buffy: Your terminated fucker! *Kills Angel in 3 seconds flat.*
Me: Thanks Buffy I owe you one! *Winks at her as she and Spike leave*
Jun: You...You Evil...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANGEL!!! *sobs*
Me: Erm...sorry... *Feels very embarrassed* Jin take her home and give my regards to Kayuza when you see him.
Jin: O.K. thanks for bringing her back *Kisses me on the cheek*
Me: *Blushes* Just kick Hiehachi's ass and I'll be fine. *Jin and Jun leave.*
Me: *sings* I'm all alone there's no one beside me...My problems may have gone, but no one can deride meeeeee...But you gotta have friends...Huh??
Voice1:Alright who took them?
Voice 2:What?
Voice 1:MY UNDREPANT'S!! THERE MISSING!!! Wait we went to see......JADE!!!!
Me: Ulp! gotta go bye! *Waves to screen before zooming off into the distance, just before Tidus and Auron apper, Tidus looking furious*
Tidus: WHERE IS SHE!!! WHEN I SEE HER I'LL......
Auron: Calm down Tidus we'll get you some more.
Tidus: No you can't! There my lucky undies! There my best undies...to be honest there my only undies!
Auron: That was way too much information... *Leaves*
Tidus: Jade Rotaski I swear I will hunt you down and torture you until I get my underpants back! *Goes to swing sword but it's missing* AAARGH! I'll get you Rotaski just you wait! Auron? *Turns* Hey! Wait for me! *disappears*
Me: *Comes back into sight* Now that is the end! Don't forget to press that little button below before leaving and R&R! *Evil laughter* until next time bye! I'll be back!
THE END!