Absolute Silliness 2!
Me: Hey Everybody! *Waves*
Audience: Hey Jade Rotaski!
Me: Hello and welcome to the second and last part of this fic, full of all your fave characters, yet full of pointless drivel. I have held my sister, Alex in a secret confined space so she can't come and interrupt at all!
Audience: *Cheer and clap*
Me: *Bows low* I Jade Rotaski, Queen of the Damned gives you Absolute Silliness 2!
Me: Ahh another day of bringing my fave characters to my domain! *Clicks fingers to be, yet again in the light blue room* I see Harry Hermione Ron or Draco didn't clean up after there last 'fun fest'. *Clicks fingers again to make the room squeaky clean again but I also bring Kuja, Zidane and Vivi From FF 9 here*
Me: Wow.
Zidane (Z): Where are.Kuja! *Glares at him*
Kuja: .oh it's you* Glances at me* I've heard about you stealing items off other people, some guy named Tidus told us so. *Carry's on ignoring Zidane*
Vivi: S.so y...your Jade Rot...taski Queen of the D...Damned.
Me: *Nods* Yeah hey don't worry Vivi it'll be okay! Sure I'll steal items sometimes but I'm not that bad! The titles big, not my power.
Z: I'll kill you! *Both lunge for each other*
Me: *Gets in the way* Kuja leave your brother alone! You bad boy! *Produces the famous giant frying pan and whacks Kuja on the head*
Kuja: Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrr..@_@ *Knocked out cold*
Z: *Hugs me* thanks! So you're Jade! You're a lot cuter than I thought you'd be!
Me *Blushes* Are you flirting with me Zidane Tribal?? If you are I can't accept! You're supposed to fall in love with Garnet/Dagger! *Mutters under breath* Unfortunately, lucky bitch.
Z: I am??? *Scratches head in confusion*
Me: Yes! *Sighs as I bring out my FF 9 box out to show him*
Vivi: *looking though the instruction booklet* Hey that's me! Eiko's in here to and Armament!
Z: Even Rusty made it into the book! Well I suppose he needs to be there for the good of the game.
Me: Your not surprised or anything?? You've taken it well, Tidus was really shocked
Z: Tidus? Oh the blonde guy! He told us to give you a message *Hands me howler I open it*
Tidus's voice: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! JUST YOU WAIT JADE ROTASKI! I WANT MY UNDERPANTS BACK OR ELSE! I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE, I CAN FEEL YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!! *Howler self-destructs*
Me: Well he's in a bad mood isn't he? *Completely unfazed*
Vivi + Z: *Snicker* you stole his UNDERPANTS!!! ^-^
Me: Yes! He's not happy; apparently they're his lucky undies! (See Absolute Silliness 1)
Vivi + Z: *Snicker* ^-^
Me: You'd better be getting back you two.I mean three. *Make portal kicking Kuja all the way there. *
Z: Thanks for everything!
Vivi: Yeah jade your cool! *Both leave while I throw Kuja into the portal* Me: Bye! O.k. now for my next guest's. *Click's finger and Tai and Matt from Digimon appear*
Me: Hey you two! How's it going!
Matt: ???????
Tai: ????????
Me: Oh shit! I forget to switch the language settings! *Click's fingers again*
Tai: What did you say? I didn't understand a word of it!
Me: Sorry! I needed to change the language settings but it's okay now!
Matt: Who are you and why is your hair grey???
Me: I am Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned and my hair colour is silver NOT grey GOT IT!!!!!!
Matt: ..Gulp *nods rapidly*
Me: Good. *Gets Frying pan out again and whacks Matt over the head*
Me: Serves you right for disusing my hair. NO ONE disses the hair!
Tai: Erma can you let us go.*in small squeaky voice* please?
Me: Awwwwwwwwwww but I want to play footy with you *A football appears from nowhere*
Tai: COOL! How did you do that????
Me: *Shrugs* It's my only power over any characters I have here; chill let's play football! *Tai and Me play footie suddenly, my phone rings. *
Me: Yellow?
Voice: Jade it's me Jin Kazama your new security? Well someone came in, The blonde boy and the guy with a scar They've got others with them too, there near you now, you'd better call for back up!
Me: Okay *Turns phone off* Tidus! Damn he was serious when he said he wanted his underpants back.
Tai: *Snigger* what are you going to do?
Me: Take you and dumb blonde here home; I'm going to need the space.
Tai: But I want to watch! *Begins to give the puppy dog eyes*
Me. Alright you can watch I've set up a screen in this portal so you can watch it as you go home.
Tai: Great! *Drags Matt who is still unconscious to the portal* Bye!
Me: Se ya! Now for back up! *Clicks fingers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine, Red 8 and Sephiroth from FF7 appear. *
Cloud: What the.. Who are you!!!!! *Point's at me*
Me: I Cloud Strife am Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned, I need all of your help I'm going to be attacked by these people and giant blue lion-man. *Waves hand and a screen appear's, showing the whole of the FF10 group* The strongest one is the girl Yuna. *Points to her* she has extremely powerful summoning magic, destroy her first.
Sonic: What if we don't agree?
Me Then you'll get this! *Gets giant frying pan out*
Sonic: Woah! Okay I'll do it!!! *-*
Me: Good *puts frying pan away* ^-^
Sephiroth: I can't fight next to him, were enemies!
Me: Oh please I'm begging you I need this back up! *Insert puppy dog eye's here*
Sephiroth: *Rolls eyes in submission* don't do that! Okay we'll do it!!!
Red 8: Why are they after you any way?
Me Because I stole There leaders underpants and this sword *Shows them the sword*
Cloud: Can I buy it from you! *Everyone else snickers at the thought of me stealing Tidus's underpants*
Me: No! It's my lucky charm when I kick his ass!
Vincent: Your fighting along side us your majesty?
Me: *Nods* Of course! I'm a fighting queen. *Scuffling noise ahead* here they come! Be sharp!
TO BE CONTINUED ........ AHA! Fooled you all into thinking it was the last chapter!
Me: Hey Everybody! *Waves*
Audience: Hey Jade Rotaski!
Me: Hello and welcome to the second and last part of this fic, full of all your fave characters, yet full of pointless drivel. I have held my sister, Alex in a secret confined space so she can't come and interrupt at all!
Audience: *Cheer and clap*
Me: *Bows low* I Jade Rotaski, Queen of the Damned gives you Absolute Silliness 2!
Me: Ahh another day of bringing my fave characters to my domain! *Clicks fingers to be, yet again in the light blue room* I see Harry Hermione Ron or Draco didn't clean up after there last 'fun fest'. *Clicks fingers again to make the room squeaky clean again but I also bring Kuja, Zidane and Vivi From FF 9 here*
Me: Wow.
Zidane (Z): Where are.Kuja! *Glares at him*
Kuja: .oh it's you* Glances at me* I've heard about you stealing items off other people, some guy named Tidus told us so. *Carry's on ignoring Zidane*
Vivi: S.so y...your Jade Rot...taski Queen of the D...Damned.
Me: *Nods* Yeah hey don't worry Vivi it'll be okay! Sure I'll steal items sometimes but I'm not that bad! The titles big, not my power.
Z: I'll kill you! *Both lunge for each other*
Me: *Gets in the way* Kuja leave your brother alone! You bad boy! *Produces the famous giant frying pan and whacks Kuja on the head*
Kuja: Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrr..@_@ *Knocked out cold*
Z: *Hugs me* thanks! So you're Jade! You're a lot cuter than I thought you'd be!
Me *Blushes* Are you flirting with me Zidane Tribal?? If you are I can't accept! You're supposed to fall in love with Garnet/Dagger! *Mutters under breath* Unfortunately, lucky bitch.
Z: I am??? *Scratches head in confusion*
Me: Yes! *Sighs as I bring out my FF 9 box out to show him*
Vivi: *looking though the instruction booklet* Hey that's me! Eiko's in here to and Armament!
Z: Even Rusty made it into the book! Well I suppose he needs to be there for the good of the game.
Me: Your not surprised or anything?? You've taken it well, Tidus was really shocked
Z: Tidus? Oh the blonde guy! He told us to give you a message *Hands me howler I open it*
Tidus's voice: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! JUST YOU WAIT JADE ROTASKI! I WANT MY UNDERPANTS BACK OR ELSE! I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE, I CAN FEEL YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!! *Howler self-destructs*
Me: Well he's in a bad mood isn't he? *Completely unfazed*
Vivi + Z: *Snicker* you stole his UNDERPANTS!!! ^-^
Me: Yes! He's not happy; apparently they're his lucky undies! (See Absolute Silliness 1)
Vivi + Z: *Snicker* ^-^
Me: You'd better be getting back you two.I mean three. *Make portal kicking Kuja all the way there. *
Z: Thanks for everything!
Vivi: Yeah jade your cool! *Both leave while I throw Kuja into the portal* Me: Bye! O.k. now for my next guest's. *Click's finger and Tai and Matt from Digimon appear*
Me: Hey you two! How's it going!
Matt: ???????
Tai: ????????
Me: Oh shit! I forget to switch the language settings! *Click's fingers again*
Tai: What did you say? I didn't understand a word of it!
Me: Sorry! I needed to change the language settings but it's okay now!
Matt: Who are you and why is your hair grey???
Me: I am Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned and my hair colour is silver NOT grey GOT IT!!!!!!
Matt: ..Gulp *nods rapidly*
Me: Good. *Gets Frying pan out again and whacks Matt over the head*
Me: Serves you right for disusing my hair. NO ONE disses the hair!
Tai: Erma can you let us go.*in small squeaky voice* please?
Me: Awwwwwwwwwww but I want to play footy with you *A football appears from nowhere*
Tai: COOL! How did you do that????
Me: *Shrugs* It's my only power over any characters I have here; chill let's play football! *Tai and Me play footie suddenly, my phone rings. *
Me: Yellow?
Voice: Jade it's me Jin Kazama your new security? Well someone came in, The blonde boy and the guy with a scar They've got others with them too, there near you now, you'd better call for back up!
Me: Okay *Turns phone off* Tidus! Damn he was serious when he said he wanted his underpants back.
Tai: *Snigger* what are you going to do?
Me: Take you and dumb blonde here home; I'm going to need the space.
Tai: But I want to watch! *Begins to give the puppy dog eyes*
Me. Alright you can watch I've set up a screen in this portal so you can watch it as you go home.
Tai: Great! *Drags Matt who is still unconscious to the portal* Bye!
Me: Se ya! Now for back up! *Clicks fingers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine, Red 8 and Sephiroth from FF7 appear. *
Cloud: What the.. Who are you!!!!! *Point's at me*
Me: I Cloud Strife am Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned, I need all of your help I'm going to be attacked by these people and giant blue lion-man. *Waves hand and a screen appear's, showing the whole of the FF10 group* The strongest one is the girl Yuna. *Points to her* she has extremely powerful summoning magic, destroy her first.
Sonic: What if we don't agree?
Me Then you'll get this! *Gets giant frying pan out*
Sonic: Woah! Okay I'll do it!!! *-*
Me: Good *puts frying pan away* ^-^
Sephiroth: I can't fight next to him, were enemies!
Me: Oh please I'm begging you I need this back up! *Insert puppy dog eye's here*
Sephiroth: *Rolls eyes in submission* don't do that! Okay we'll do it!!!
Red 8: Why are they after you any way?
Me Because I stole There leaders underpants and this sword *Shows them the sword*
Cloud: Can I buy it from you! *Everyone else snickers at the thought of me stealing Tidus's underpants*
Me: No! It's my lucky charm when I kick his ass!
Vincent: Your fighting along side us your majesty?
Me: *Nods* Of course! I'm a fighting queen. *Scuffling noise ahead* here they come! Be sharp!
TO BE CONTINUED ........ AHA! Fooled you all into thinking it was the last chapter!