Next part is here! I hope you enjoy! Hee! This is continued from part 2!
Your fighting along side us your majesty?
Me: *Nods* Of course! I'm a fighting queen. *Scuffling noise ahead* here they come! Be sharp!
Voice1: I know the entrance is here somewhere!
Voice2: Oww that was my foot!
Tidus: Sorry!
Voice3: Oh shut up Tidus you always getting us lost!
Tidus: No I'm not Auron! Yuna tell him!
Voice4: It's not Tidus's fault Auron it's Rikku's
Voice5: Hey I heard that Yuna!
Yuna: *Snicker* you were meant to!
Rikku: You bitch!
Auron: Ladies please! Were her to get Tidus his underpants back not to fight amongst ourselves!
Everyone: *Snicker*
Tidus: Hey not funny...wait I heard others laughing we must be here!
Wakka: *Sarcastically* right sure we are! *A banging is heard and some scuffling*
Tidus: serves you right Wakka!
Wakka: uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr...@_@
Lulu: *Sobs* I think you killed him! *Music: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*
Me: WHAT!!!!! *Tidus and the others appear from behind the wall I rush up to them angrily* THIS IS MY FIC TIDUS AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS TO DO THE KNOCKINGS OUT AND KILLINGS! GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Your not telling me what to do anymore Rotaski! I'll kick your ass!
Me: *Sarcastically* Where have I heard that before.
Yuna: So you're Jade Rotaski! Your Evil you know, the devil will kill you for this!
Me: No he won't! He's dead, I killed him the last time Tidus and me met! I may go to Hell but I'll just have to rule Hell instead! *Grins at the idea*
Yuna... *Speechless*
Tidus: All right enough games! Lets fight!
Everyone on my side: Okay! *All attack Yuna, she's dead before she can summon Shiva! *
Tidus: Yuna! Oh my god! You killed her! *Gets down on knees in front of her bloody mangled body*
Me: She's expected to die anyway! Chill I can resurrect her if I want.
Tidus: Do it! Do it now! *Grabs hold of me*
Cloud: Hey get off her! Red 8 go! *Red 8 knock's Tidus out using his limit break Cosmo memory*
Me: Thanks! *Hugs Red 8 and Cloud* Now let's finish em! *Beat Rikku Auron, Kimarhi and Lulu in 4 seconds flat*
Me: We did it! *Whoops for joy* we kicked ass!
Vincent: Yes...right can we go now?
Sonic: YEAH! We need to go! Come on we did as you asked ya know!
Me: You're right, here take this. *Gives him a piece of the broken Chaos Emerald*
Sonic: The last piece of the Chaos emerald! Where did you find it!
Me: *shrugs* I can do anything I want as long as I'm in my domain, here I'll let you guys go I'll clean the mess. *They all leave*
Me: Right let's see...*Waves hand and Wakka, Rikku, Lulu, Auron, Yuna and Kimarhi disappear while I tie Tidus to the wall*
Tidus: uuurrrrmmmm...Huh? Where? Jade!
Me: Welcome back to the land of the living Tidus. *Smirks at him*
Tidus: What's happened to everyone! *Struggles in vain*
Me: My allies have gone home, I have sent Yuna and the others back to Spira, don't worry there all alive I resurrected Yuna for you.
Tidus: ...thank you, but one thing...CAN I HAVE MY UNDERPANTS BACK NOW!!!
Me: *Rolls eyes* I never knew they meant soooo much to you; well okay here you can have them...
Tidus: And my sword! Don't think I forgot that as well!
Me: *Sigh* Fine here. *Unties him and gives him his sword and undies back*
Tidus: Finally! I thought you'd never give them me back!
Me: Yeah well It's been fun I suppose, you'd better go. The others will probably be regaining conciseness right now.
Tidus: yeah... *Kisses me on the check* thanks.for the ride.
Me: ...yeah...just go...now!
Tidus: Right...bye. *Checks I haven't stolen anything then leaves*
Me:.....Wow he has a BIG effect on me. No don't think that way he's taken! *Jin Kazama appears*
Jin: Hey... Oh I see you had a fight then.
Me: Huh? oh yeah thanks Jin. *Waves hand an the place is clean again*
Jin: Are ...*Hwoarang suddenly appears looking VERY pissed* Oh boy here come trouble!
H: You bitch you nearly killed me! *Glares*
Me: So? Hwoarang? How the hell did you get here?!
H: *Scowls* I followed some blonde guy here! You are dead!
Me: ...right... Listen Hwo, go now and I won't hurt you, Please?
H: No! *Fold arms*
Me: *Sigh* Fine be that way! *Clicks fingers* Kuma!
Kuma: Grahhh?
Me: Roll him! *Limp Bizkits Keep rollin' song comes on as Kuma charges*
H: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Gets trampled*...Erk! *_@
Jin: Ouch that has got to hurt...maybe you should clean him up a little...
Me: Kuma take him away...do what you do best! *Grins evilly*
Jin: I don't like the sound of that, Jade? What are you thinking; you have a very evil look on your face...
Me: It's nothing, I'm just thinking whom else I can bring here...BINGO! *Clicks fingers Rincewind and The Luggage From Discworld appear*
Rincewind: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WERE DOOMED!!!!!
Me +Jin: .........??????? ~_~
Rincewind: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WERE DOOMED!!!!!
Me: Erm Rincewind? ......SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Rincewind:...okay... *-*
Me: Jeez you really are and expert at fear, mercy and running away aren't ya?
Rincewind: So? What's that got to do with anything? Your not going to send me to some other dimension are you?
Me: You are in another dimension idiot! Do you recognize where you are? If not your somewhere else idiot!
Jin: Erm...I'm going back to my post. *Leaves*
Me: Hello luggage! *Pats luggage gently*
Luggage: *looks at me in a friendly way while rubbing it's box next to my leg's like a cat does for affection*
Me: Aaaawwww! You're a big softy really! He's so cute!
Rincewind: Have him then! I don't want it! *Luggage begins to follow him around* AAARRRGGGHHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: Well it obviously likes you! No I couldn't take it away from you it'd be cruel!
Rincewind: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *Jump's off a cliff that appeared from nowhere*
Me: Well that's not nice! *Clicks fingers and Rincewind is back in the room*
Rincewind: WHY ME! I CAN'T EVEN DIE ANYMORE! AM I IMMORTAL OR SOMETHING!
Voice: NOT REALLY...
Rincewind: Death is that you??
Death: YES. WHY DO YOU ASK? *Appears scythe in hand, looking (If Death could look like this) confused*
Me: Hey! I never brought you here! Well you are Death you can go anywhere and not have me knowing about it!
Death: QUITE...IM AFRIAD I'M NOT SURE HOW I GOT HERE. I THINK I TOOK A WRONG TURNING AT THE STAR WARS DIMENSION.
Me: The STARWARS dimension!!!!! I never knew Star Wars actually existed! No fair! I'm probably the 3rd biggest Star wars fan in the whole world and I don't know where the dimension is! WAAAAAAAAA!!! *Cries*
Jin: *Reappears, knowing I'm going to have a tantrum and explode* OH SHIT QUICK BEFORE...
Me: *I get out a light saber (mine's purple) and threaten death* TAKE ME THERE NOW!!!!!!!! *Holds light saber up to his bony neck*
Death: YOU THINK THAT WILL WORK??? *Looks (If Death can) unimpressed*
Rincewind: Ee...*screams like a little girl*
Me: *Puts light saber away in disappointment* no...Not really. It's still not fair oh well...* clicks finger's and they all disappear apart from Jin.
Jin: Hey why the sudden ending?
Me: because I've decided. This fic is over! You have to go too I'm afraid Devil boy!
Jin: Come on stop calling me that! It's not my fault! It was inherited!
Me: *Roll's eyes* yeah right! *Glances at my watch* Holy shit! Look at the time!!! Come on I knew this fic was over! Let's get a Pizza!
Jin: A pizza?? I've never tried one I'm used to traditional Japanese meals at my house.
Me* sigh* Boy you've missed out on a lot! Heihachi is such a boring old fart! Come on let's go! *Jin leaves* Oh one more thing......
THE END!
*I leave then a young girl appears*
Alex: Hee Hee Hee! So my big sis thinks this fic is over Huh? We'll it isn't! NOW I WILL RULE IT! MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Me *Reappears in anger* YOU. GET OUT OF MY FIC RIGHT NOW!!!! *Gets giant frying pan and bashes my sister repeatedly (Wouldn't we all like to do that to our annoying brother or sister! ^__^)
Me: Sorry everybody! *Waves hand's and my Sis's mangled body disappears* this is defiantly the end now so...Goodbye everybody! *Bows* Everybody: Goodbye Jade Rotaski!
Me: Yes! I Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned says R+R! Flames will used to cook Heihachi again because I didn't get enough flames last time!
Heihachi: Don't please!! *Fire begins to get bigger* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: *Snigger* serves you right for being an evil, back stabbing git! I'd throw you off a dangerous height but Jin and Kauyza have already done that! *Evil laughter* I'll be back!!
THE REAL END!!
Your fighting along side us your majesty?
Me: *Nods* Of course! I'm a fighting queen. *Scuffling noise ahead* here they come! Be sharp!
Voice1: I know the entrance is here somewhere!
Voice2: Oww that was my foot!
Tidus: Sorry!
Voice3: Oh shut up Tidus you always getting us lost!
Tidus: No I'm not Auron! Yuna tell him!
Voice4: It's not Tidus's fault Auron it's Rikku's
Voice5: Hey I heard that Yuna!
Yuna: *Snicker* you were meant to!
Rikku: You bitch!
Auron: Ladies please! Were her to get Tidus his underpants back not to fight amongst ourselves!
Everyone: *Snicker*
Tidus: Hey not funny...wait I heard others laughing we must be here!
Wakka: *Sarcastically* right sure we are! *A banging is heard and some scuffling*
Tidus: serves you right Wakka!
Wakka: uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr...@_@
Lulu: *Sobs* I think you killed him! *Music: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*
Me: WHAT!!!!! *Tidus and the others appear from behind the wall I rush up to them angrily* THIS IS MY FIC TIDUS AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS TO DO THE KNOCKINGS OUT AND KILLINGS! GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Your not telling me what to do anymore Rotaski! I'll kick your ass!
Me: *Sarcastically* Where have I heard that before.
Yuna: So you're Jade Rotaski! Your Evil you know, the devil will kill you for this!
Me: No he won't! He's dead, I killed him the last time Tidus and me met! I may go to Hell but I'll just have to rule Hell instead! *Grins at the idea*
Yuna... *Speechless*
Tidus: All right enough games! Lets fight!
Everyone on my side: Okay! *All attack Yuna, she's dead before she can summon Shiva! *
Tidus: Yuna! Oh my god! You killed her! *Gets down on knees in front of her bloody mangled body*
Me: She's expected to die anyway! Chill I can resurrect her if I want.
Tidus: Do it! Do it now! *Grabs hold of me*
Cloud: Hey get off her! Red 8 go! *Red 8 knock's Tidus out using his limit break Cosmo memory*
Me: Thanks! *Hugs Red 8 and Cloud* Now let's finish em! *Beat Rikku Auron, Kimarhi and Lulu in 4 seconds flat*
Me: We did it! *Whoops for joy* we kicked ass!
Vincent: Yes...right can we go now?
Sonic: YEAH! We need to go! Come on we did as you asked ya know!
Me: You're right, here take this. *Gives him a piece of the broken Chaos Emerald*
Sonic: The last piece of the Chaos emerald! Where did you find it!
Me: *shrugs* I can do anything I want as long as I'm in my domain, here I'll let you guys go I'll clean the mess. *They all leave*
Me: Right let's see...*Waves hand and Wakka, Rikku, Lulu, Auron, Yuna and Kimarhi disappear while I tie Tidus to the wall*
Tidus: uuurrrrmmmm...Huh? Where? Jade!
Me: Welcome back to the land of the living Tidus. *Smirks at him*
Tidus: What's happened to everyone! *Struggles in vain*
Me: My allies have gone home, I have sent Yuna and the others back to Spira, don't worry there all alive I resurrected Yuna for you.
Tidus: ...thank you, but one thing...CAN I HAVE MY UNDERPANTS BACK NOW!!!
Me: *Rolls eyes* I never knew they meant soooo much to you; well okay here you can have them...
Tidus: And my sword! Don't think I forgot that as well!
Me: *Sigh* Fine here. *Unties him and gives him his sword and undies back*
Tidus: Finally! I thought you'd never give them me back!
Me: Yeah well It's been fun I suppose, you'd better go. The others will probably be regaining conciseness right now.
Tidus: yeah... *Kisses me on the check* thanks.for the ride.
Me: ...yeah...just go...now!
Tidus: Right...bye. *Checks I haven't stolen anything then leaves*
Me:.....Wow he has a BIG effect on me. No don't think that way he's taken! *Jin Kazama appears*
Jin: Hey... Oh I see you had a fight then.
Me: Huh? oh yeah thanks Jin. *Waves hand an the place is clean again*
Jin: Are ...*Hwoarang suddenly appears looking VERY pissed* Oh boy here come trouble!
H: You bitch you nearly killed me! *Glares*
Me: So? Hwoarang? How the hell did you get here?!
H: *Scowls* I followed some blonde guy here! You are dead!
Me: ...right... Listen Hwo, go now and I won't hurt you, Please?
H: No! *Fold arms*
Me: *Sigh* Fine be that way! *Clicks fingers* Kuma!
Kuma: Grahhh?
Me: Roll him! *Limp Bizkits Keep rollin' song comes on as Kuma charges*
H: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Gets trampled*...Erk! *_@
Jin: Ouch that has got to hurt...maybe you should clean him up a little...
Me: Kuma take him away...do what you do best! *Grins evilly*
Jin: I don't like the sound of that, Jade? What are you thinking; you have a very evil look on your face...
Me: It's nothing, I'm just thinking whom else I can bring here...BINGO! *Clicks fingers Rincewind and The Luggage From Discworld appear*
Rincewind: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WERE DOOMED!!!!!
Me +Jin: .........??????? ~_~
Rincewind: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WERE DOOMED!!!!!
Me: Erm Rincewind? ......SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Rincewind:...okay... *-*
Me: Jeez you really are and expert at fear, mercy and running away aren't ya?
Rincewind: So? What's that got to do with anything? Your not going to send me to some other dimension are you?
Me: You are in another dimension idiot! Do you recognize where you are? If not your somewhere else idiot!
Jin: Erm...I'm going back to my post. *Leaves*
Me: Hello luggage! *Pats luggage gently*
Luggage: *looks at me in a friendly way while rubbing it's box next to my leg's like a cat does for affection*
Me: Aaaawwww! You're a big softy really! He's so cute!
Rincewind: Have him then! I don't want it! *Luggage begins to follow him around* AAARRRGGGHHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: Well it obviously likes you! No I couldn't take it away from you it'd be cruel!
Rincewind: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *Jump's off a cliff that appeared from nowhere*
Me: Well that's not nice! *Clicks fingers and Rincewind is back in the room*
Rincewind: WHY ME! I CAN'T EVEN DIE ANYMORE! AM I IMMORTAL OR SOMETHING!
Voice: NOT REALLY...
Rincewind: Death is that you??
Death: YES. WHY DO YOU ASK? *Appears scythe in hand, looking (If Death could look like this) confused*
Me: Hey! I never brought you here! Well you are Death you can go anywhere and not have me knowing about it!
Death: QUITE...IM AFRIAD I'M NOT SURE HOW I GOT HERE. I THINK I TOOK A WRONG TURNING AT THE STAR WARS DIMENSION.
Me: The STARWARS dimension!!!!! I never knew Star Wars actually existed! No fair! I'm probably the 3rd biggest Star wars fan in the whole world and I don't know where the dimension is! WAAAAAAAAA!!! *Cries*
Jin: *Reappears, knowing I'm going to have a tantrum and explode* OH SHIT QUICK BEFORE...
Me: *I get out a light saber (mine's purple) and threaten death* TAKE ME THERE NOW!!!!!!!! *Holds light saber up to his bony neck*
Death: YOU THINK THAT WILL WORK??? *Looks (If Death can) unimpressed*
Rincewind: Ee...*screams like a little girl*
Me: *Puts light saber away in disappointment* no...Not really. It's still not fair oh well...* clicks finger's and they all disappear apart from Jin.
Jin: Hey why the sudden ending?
Me: because I've decided. This fic is over! You have to go too I'm afraid Devil boy!
Jin: Come on stop calling me that! It's not my fault! It was inherited!
Me: *Roll's eyes* yeah right! *Glances at my watch* Holy shit! Look at the time!!! Come on I knew this fic was over! Let's get a Pizza!
Jin: A pizza?? I've never tried one I'm used to traditional Japanese meals at my house.
Me* sigh* Boy you've missed out on a lot! Heihachi is such a boring old fart! Come on let's go! *Jin leaves* Oh one more thing......
THE END!
*I leave then a young girl appears*
Alex: Hee Hee Hee! So my big sis thinks this fic is over Huh? We'll it isn't! NOW I WILL RULE IT! MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Me *Reappears in anger* YOU. GET OUT OF MY FIC RIGHT NOW!!!! *Gets giant frying pan and bashes my sister repeatedly (Wouldn't we all like to do that to our annoying brother or sister! ^__^)
Me: Sorry everybody! *Waves hand's and my Sis's mangled body disappears* this is defiantly the end now so...Goodbye everybody! *Bows* Everybody: Goodbye Jade Rotaski!
Me: Yes! I Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned says R+R! Flames will used to cook Heihachi again because I didn't get enough flames last time!
Heihachi: Don't please!! *Fire begins to get bigger* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: *Snigger* serves you right for being an evil, back stabbing git! I'd throw you off a dangerous height but Jin and Kauyza have already done that! *Evil laughter* I'll be back!!
THE REAL END!!