Babies
Hey that's my BaBa! You'll burp anudda!
Hey rugrats we've got to wipe you! Since when did you aim at yer mudda?
Ah stop yer gurgles! Who spanked you?
Try Baby Care or yer mama Try Toddler Park she's guaranteed Try any nan or mum or fadda Dey almost all knows how ta feed!
I smell spitup It smells foul! Threw peas at da wall! Please stop crying! Pass the rattle! Gee it's all so tall!
Aint it a fine life? Spitup all da Gerber though it all! A mighty fine life Den throw all da mushy at da wall! Every mornin' We throw were we wishes We's all smell like fishes Sure beats Nanna's kisses! What a fine life Spitup all da Gerber through it all!
Dipey stinks And I am waiting Take me to da park! Grown-ups aint so facinatin' all's dey do is talk!
Still it's a fine life Spitup all da Gerber at dese bums A mighty fine life Spttin' every bitefull as it comes!
I'm no whiner Carrots make me antsy So I through them at Nancy
Harry to Mcmancy What a fine life Handfuls o' da Gerber on da floor!
Blessed Mothers
Always quick to clean up da mush. Jesus loves you Now dere gonna hafta' wipe my tush
Patrick.(Go wipe that Gerber up) Darling.(It aint so easy bein' a mum) Since you insist. (I'll coat the ceiling too) I aint hungry. (That spoon aint no airplane) Mother.(I'm just getting started with dis game) Want some.(Cause dis one's comin' atcha!)
No more peas.(OR YOU'LL REGRET IT AFTA!)
If you I drive you Loo-Loo
Watching Barney Who cares? You gotta watch anything you hafta Cause my eyes will start to leak And it won't be from lafta!
We need a good Swifer Sweeper And some Lysol, to wipe up this floor Hire a tutor for table manners! Cause I can't take it anymore!
Up to Babysitter Station Down to Nanny Hall Us parents need a long vacation From dis food troll!
Baby keep on spittin' Do not leave one sanitary man! Baby keep on spittin' Be the messiest baby in da land See da headlines Babies on a mission Is it finally clickin? The walls just keep on thickin' Oh isn't it fair! Spitup all da Gerber for da. It's a fine life! Spitup all da Gerber through it all!
Hey that's my BaBa! You'll burp anudda!
Hey rugrats we've got to wipe you! Since when did you aim at yer mudda?
Ah stop yer gurgles! Who spanked you?
Try Baby Care or yer mama Try Toddler Park she's guaranteed Try any nan or mum or fadda Dey almost all knows how ta feed!
I smell spitup It smells foul! Threw peas at da wall! Please stop crying! Pass the rattle! Gee it's all so tall!
Aint it a fine life? Spitup all da Gerber though it all! A mighty fine life Den throw all da mushy at da wall! Every mornin' We throw were we wishes We's all smell like fishes Sure beats Nanna's kisses! What a fine life Spitup all da Gerber through it all!
Dipey stinks And I am waiting Take me to da park! Grown-ups aint so facinatin' all's dey do is talk!
Still it's a fine life Spitup all da Gerber at dese bums A mighty fine life Spttin' every bitefull as it comes!
I'm no whiner Carrots make me antsy So I through them at Nancy
Harry to Mcmancy What a fine life Handfuls o' da Gerber on da floor!
Blessed Mothers
Always quick to clean up da mush. Jesus loves you Now dere gonna hafta' wipe my tush
Patrick.(Go wipe that Gerber up) Darling.(It aint so easy bein' a mum) Since you insist. (I'll coat the ceiling too) I aint hungry. (That spoon aint no airplane) Mother.(I'm just getting started with dis game) Want some.(Cause dis one's comin' atcha!)
No more peas.(OR YOU'LL REGRET IT AFTA!)
If you I drive you Loo-Loo
Watching Barney Who cares? You gotta watch anything you hafta Cause my eyes will start to leak And it won't be from lafta!
We need a good Swifer Sweeper And some Lysol, to wipe up this floor Hire a tutor for table manners! Cause I can't take it anymore!
Up to Babysitter Station Down to Nanny Hall Us parents need a long vacation From dis food troll!
Baby keep on spittin' Do not leave one sanitary man! Baby keep on spittin' Be the messiest baby in da land See da headlines Babies on a mission Is it finally clickin? The walls just keep on thickin' Oh isn't it fair! Spitup all da Gerber for da. It's a fine life! Spitup all da Gerber through it all!