[Oneshot] THRUSH executive Victor Marton regales an unamused Illya with the tale of how he first met Napoleon Solo. [For Vincent Price]

Sort of a 'day in the life' of our UNCLE agents, in honor of a day that happens a few times a year. Even the men from UNCLE can be a little superstitious. pre-saga This is a series that posts only on Friday the 13th

They were on their way home from a particularly rough assignment. At least rough for Illya, who calculated his ratio for returning in unscathed vs scathed condition was probably 30/70.

There are things Napoleon could never understand, so why should Illya even try. (And yet he does, because he can't help himself.) In which Illya is so convinced that Napoleon would never care enough to meet him where he's at, that he doesn't realize Napoleon is already trying to do just that.

Stay, he had wanted to say, all those years ago. But he had said nothing, even as Illya had smiled and turned and left him alone at the gate.

There is something familiar about Panzini, something that Illya is drawn to. (very subtextual N/I)

Napoleon and Illya complete their mission, but Waverly is not happy about expense chits!

Missing scene and Epilogue from THE QUADRIPARTITE AFFAIR While protecting Marion Raven from enemies who want to capture her, Illya is exposed to a fear-gas bio-weapon.

The sequel to Stranded After spending six years stranded on a South Sea island, Napoleon and Illya have to readjust to a life in civilisation. TW for mentions of period-typical homophobia. Slash.

Someone is holding California hostage and it's Napoleon's and Illya's job to find out who or what organization is behind it. Their only clues? A talkative state official and a dead UNCLE agent.

Everyone knows Illya Kuryakin is U.N.C.L.E.'s resident Bad Cop. But then again, it doesn't take much to terrorize innocent civilians who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, he is tasked with interrogating a real adversary - a scientist in the employ of THRUSH - and the prisoner is about to find out just how much 'bad cop' resides in our favorite Russian.

This is the Section VII Christmas Round Robin 2021. The individual chapters will list the writer.

Napoleon just can't get a dream of Illya dying out of his head. What if it actually comes true? For Gevr, for the MFU-Scrapbook LiveJournal Halloween Challenge. Slash.

After a week being tortured at the hands of his enemies, Illya starts to think he's going mad. I rated this 'Mature' mostly just for the torture references, although it's not exactly graphic. Written for JantoJones for the MFU-Scrapbook Halloween Challenge on LiveJournal. Gen.

Napoleon rescues Illya from a terrible situation, while the Carnivale is raging in Venice, and everything feels a little insane. Rated mature for kind of graphic images of torture, but not terribly graphic. A story for Pfrye for the MFU-Scrapbook Halloween Challenge on Livejournal. Slash.

The first time Napoleon and Illya meet, it's in the interstitial time between Christmas and New Year's Eve. The first time Napoleon and Illya meet, it's in Antartica. The first time Napoleon and Illya meet, Napoleon knows he needs to get to know this fascinating man better. A Down the Chimney Affair story for Shayheyred on LiveJournal. Slash.

Injury, stranded in a cave, Illya is not beyond spinning a tale or two to distract and equally injured Napoleon. Written for the 2021 Down the Chimney Challenge.

Christmas in the Foothills. One of our most powerful memory triggers is smell and the smells of Christmas are especially meaningful. Warning, slash implied and there is a kiss.

Okay, he's not Santa, but he did have a very good reason for breaking into the house.

Guarding Angelique in a safe house-Illya's worst nightmare.

On an idyllic day off, Illya is stung. You can read this as gen or slash. In my head all Uncle is slash. This is basically autobiographical and based more on an incident with an epipen than one without, so at some point Illya should have been given adrenaline, but that doesn't really feature here. Maybe it happened when he was woozy and out of it, but I can't rememb

They visit glamorous cities in exciting countries, eat in the best restaurants, have fast-paced lives. But at the end of the day, what are the memories that resonate the most.

This story was written for the MFU Scrapbook Halloween Challenge @ Live Journal. The prompt was provided by Aconitumn.

What is it about Illya and guillotines?

Napoleon has fought The Silencer before, but now his partner's life is hanging in the balance.