Aragorn Snaps
Chapter 1: It starts to show
"Ha.. Another day with a lot of weird people." thought Pippin to himself
as he got out of bed. He watched as Legolas yelled at Aragorn who used
that last of his hair spray.
"I can't believe you did that! First you get dirt on my Gucci tunic and now you use all of my 10,000-dollar hair spray? What sort of guy are you?" ranted Legolas fury building in his eyes.
"Well. what did you suppose I do! I didn't have time to go to the store!!!!!" retorted Aragorn. He sounded a little different to Pippin. His voice had become high and squeaky. He had his hair died bright orange and was slicked back with Legolas' hair gel.
"Are you ok, Aragorn? Did you make any brake through in your 'Special Group'?" Pippin questioned slowly backing up.
"Why yes, Celeborn, my therapist, said that I should express my self! And I always wanted to have my hair like this!" Said Aragorn. His eyes were lighting up.
"Okk.." said Legolas.
"Hey.. *YAWN* Wassup you guys.." Said Merry as he shuffled in hugging his stuffed Ent snuggy.
"Ha!!!! I just had the perfect idea! I think Merry and Pippin should get out more! Don't you Legolas" said Aragorn his voice beginning to sound as if it would blast off.
"Umm yea sure what ever.." Said Legolas he was reading his "E in Elf is for Extraordinary fashionable" magazine and wasn't really paying attention.
"Great then it's settled! We'll all go to hooters tonight!" said Aragorn Jumping up and down and clapping his hands. Merry and Pippin stared at each other with worried glances. Aragorn was becoming.. No.. couldn't be...
~~~~~Later that Night~~~~~
Legolas walked in dragging his feet. He was behind Aragorn who had threatened to use all his shampoo if he didn't come along. Merry and Pippin weren't so excited either. Aragorn on the other hand was having a blast he was wearing a tight bright green sweat suit.
"Lets go every one! Follow me!" said Aragorn.
"Ughhh!" every one replied in unison as they followed him into the disco lighted room. "Name." Said a big body guard at the front desk.
"LAMP plz!" said Aragorn. "Get it! All of our initials together make Lamp! Isn't that soooo cool?!?!?!?!?" said Aragorn who was basically collapsing underneath all of his.. wait should I say it.. No..
"Great yeah. Lets just go! My tunic my get wrinkled underneath this bright light." Said Legolas.
"Merry and Pippin cummon I'll show you how to have a 'booooooys' night out." Aragorn said and then hopped away. Merry and Pippin looked at each other and followed reluctantly. Just then a scream was heard and Legolas followed by millions of girls ran into the restaurant. He picked up his cell phone and dialed.
"Hello?.. Yea Hi George.. I wanna talk to my agent.. Yea.. that's him. yea I got a code red over here.. Ok ya... bye" and Legolas hung up his phone and stood completely still. "Take another and I will sue you tell you have no more money to even keep the pictures of me from a magazine!" said Legolas with pride in every sound he made. The girls looked at each other and ran our from hooters. "Haa and stay out!" said Legolas with an evil grin on hi face.
"Ok that wasn't expected.. But who cares! All the more drama for tonight! Ok lets suing a song! The wheels on Gandlaf's chariot go round and round, round and round. The wheels on Gandalf's chariot go round and round, all through the Shire!" Aragorn sung merrily.
"Ok I think that's enough excitement for one day!" Said Legolas. But Aragorn wouldn't stop. He sung for about 3 hours straight before every one else just stopped and picked up the frozen Aragorn who was still singing and left the restaurant.
"I can't believe you did that! First you get dirt on my Gucci tunic and now you use all of my 10,000-dollar hair spray? What sort of guy are you?" ranted Legolas fury building in his eyes.
"Well. what did you suppose I do! I didn't have time to go to the store!!!!!" retorted Aragorn. He sounded a little different to Pippin. His voice had become high and squeaky. He had his hair died bright orange and was slicked back with Legolas' hair gel.
"Are you ok, Aragorn? Did you make any brake through in your 'Special Group'?" Pippin questioned slowly backing up.
"Why yes, Celeborn, my therapist, said that I should express my self! And I always wanted to have my hair like this!" Said Aragorn. His eyes were lighting up.
"Okk.." said Legolas.
"Hey.. *YAWN* Wassup you guys.." Said Merry as he shuffled in hugging his stuffed Ent snuggy.
"Ha!!!! I just had the perfect idea! I think Merry and Pippin should get out more! Don't you Legolas" said Aragorn his voice beginning to sound as if it would blast off.
"Umm yea sure what ever.." Said Legolas he was reading his "E in Elf is for Extraordinary fashionable" magazine and wasn't really paying attention.
"Great then it's settled! We'll all go to hooters tonight!" said Aragorn Jumping up and down and clapping his hands. Merry and Pippin stared at each other with worried glances. Aragorn was becoming.. No.. couldn't be...
~~~~~Later that Night~~~~~
Legolas walked in dragging his feet. He was behind Aragorn who had threatened to use all his shampoo if he didn't come along. Merry and Pippin weren't so excited either. Aragorn on the other hand was having a blast he was wearing a tight bright green sweat suit.
"Lets go every one! Follow me!" said Aragorn.
"Ughhh!" every one replied in unison as they followed him into the disco lighted room. "Name." Said a big body guard at the front desk.
"LAMP plz!" said Aragorn. "Get it! All of our initials together make Lamp! Isn't that soooo cool?!?!?!?!?" said Aragorn who was basically collapsing underneath all of his.. wait should I say it.. No..
"Great yeah. Lets just go! My tunic my get wrinkled underneath this bright light." Said Legolas.
"Merry and Pippin cummon I'll show you how to have a 'booooooys' night out." Aragorn said and then hopped away. Merry and Pippin looked at each other and followed reluctantly. Just then a scream was heard and Legolas followed by millions of girls ran into the restaurant. He picked up his cell phone and dialed.
"Hello?.. Yea Hi George.. I wanna talk to my agent.. Yea.. that's him. yea I got a code red over here.. Ok ya... bye" and Legolas hung up his phone and stood completely still. "Take another and I will sue you tell you have no more money to even keep the pictures of me from a magazine!" said Legolas with pride in every sound he made. The girls looked at each other and ran our from hooters. "Haa and stay out!" said Legolas with an evil grin on hi face.
"Ok that wasn't expected.. But who cares! All the more drama for tonight! Ok lets suing a song! The wheels on Gandlaf's chariot go round and round, round and round. The wheels on Gandalf's chariot go round and round, all through the Shire!" Aragorn sung merrily.
"Ok I think that's enough excitement for one day!" Said Legolas. But Aragorn wouldn't stop. He sung for about 3 hours straight before every one else just stopped and picked up the frozen Aragorn who was still singing and left the restaurant.