Chapter 2: What's the Macarena?
Finally Legolas, Merry and Pippin were able to get the still singing Aragorn back home. They were currently living in Rivendell with Aragorn watching Imladris while Arwen and Elrond were away in Rohan. It was supposed to be a friendly visit but.. well... You get the picture.
Legolas put him on a chair and went to go take a shower. He had at least three whole pieces of dust on him and refused to let any one look at him. Merry and Pippin who had purchased the new Michelle Branch CD and had plugged head phones into the CD player and were bobbing their heads around trying to drown out the infernal racket of Aragorn's voice.
Soon Legolas came out in a bright lilac robe with his hair up in a bun. He was sobbing wet and was fishing through his drawers with one hand, and with the other drowning out Aragorn's voice by putting his hand over his ear. He picked out his silver tunic and quickly went into the bathroom. He came out with a brush and hair drier. He sat down at his portable cosmetic stand and egan to dry his hair, still only using one hand because he had the other on his ear. He brushed it, braided a couple strands and put some hair gel in. "Ahhh! That's better." Said Legolas in content.
"What did you say?" Shouted Pippin across the room trying to be heard over Aragorn.
"I said.. Oh never mind!" Said Legolas.
Just then Aragorn left his trance of singing and yawned. "*Yawn* Hello guys! That was a good singing session. Don't you think?" Aragorn said. He was acting as if he was sleeping and he was starting to scare every one.
"Ummmmm... Are you feeling alright, Aragorn? Said Merry carefully.
"Why Merry ol' chum! I've never felt better! Notin' like a good sing along to get your spirits up!" Said Aragorn.
"And I'm sure everyone was singing along with you." Muttered Legolas.
"What did you say Legolas" Said Aragorn. "Is there any thing you would like to tell us about? Anything you're going through?"
"Uhhhhh.. No of course not! I was just thinking maybe we should.. Umm... Do a *Cough* Dance?" Said Legolas both randomly and awkwardly.
"Why Legolas! What a smashing idea? I just learned a new dance called the Macarena! This is gonna be great!" Said Aragorn who was flipping through some CDs.
"Thanks a lot Legolas." Said Pippin sarcastically.
"Yea I have an idea! Let's do a dance with Aragorn." Mocked Merry. I mean you have to give it to them. Who wants to a dance with a guy whose.. Should I say it.. No it's not the right time nor place.
"Ahh! Here it is! My role model's CD. Ricky Martin! He's amazing! Now. The dance is called the Macarena. Just follow my moves and do what I do!" he began to bob up and down and the others followed. "Ready! Here we go and. One maca Two maca Three macorina! Maca, four maca five maca six Macarena. Seven maca eight maca nine Macarena! Heeeeyyyy Macarena!!!" As Aragorn did this he went through all of the moves.
Legolas was very confused about this and just sorta stared at Aragorn who was having the time of his life! "Cummon Legolas you can do it! We believe in you!" said Aragorn encouragingly.
"Sure.. Maybe he does but I sure don't.." Whispered Pippin to Merry. Both of them had gotten it right away. They did not know it then but Later on they would find out the hobbits were descended from rap stars. Legolas gave up and sat down and watched them dance.. On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on And well... You get the picture.
Finally Legolas, Merry and Pippin were able to get the still singing Aragorn back home. They were currently living in Rivendell with Aragorn watching Imladris while Arwen and Elrond were away in Rohan. It was supposed to be a friendly visit but.. well... You get the picture.
Legolas put him on a chair and went to go take a shower. He had at least three whole pieces of dust on him and refused to let any one look at him. Merry and Pippin who had purchased the new Michelle Branch CD and had plugged head phones into the CD player and were bobbing their heads around trying to drown out the infernal racket of Aragorn's voice.
Soon Legolas came out in a bright lilac robe with his hair up in a bun. He was sobbing wet and was fishing through his drawers with one hand, and with the other drowning out Aragorn's voice by putting his hand over his ear. He picked out his silver tunic and quickly went into the bathroom. He came out with a brush and hair drier. He sat down at his portable cosmetic stand and egan to dry his hair, still only using one hand because he had the other on his ear. He brushed it, braided a couple strands and put some hair gel in. "Ahhh! That's better." Said Legolas in content.
"What did you say?" Shouted Pippin across the room trying to be heard over Aragorn.
"I said.. Oh never mind!" Said Legolas.
Just then Aragorn left his trance of singing and yawned. "*Yawn* Hello guys! That was a good singing session. Don't you think?" Aragorn said. He was acting as if he was sleeping and he was starting to scare every one.
"Ummmmm... Are you feeling alright, Aragorn? Said Merry carefully.
"Why Merry ol' chum! I've never felt better! Notin' like a good sing along to get your spirits up!" Said Aragorn.
"And I'm sure everyone was singing along with you." Muttered Legolas.
"What did you say Legolas" Said Aragorn. "Is there any thing you would like to tell us about? Anything you're going through?"
"Uhhhhh.. No of course not! I was just thinking maybe we should.. Umm... Do a *Cough* Dance?" Said Legolas both randomly and awkwardly.
"Why Legolas! What a smashing idea? I just learned a new dance called the Macarena! This is gonna be great!" Said Aragorn who was flipping through some CDs.
"Thanks a lot Legolas." Said Pippin sarcastically.
"Yea I have an idea! Let's do a dance with Aragorn." Mocked Merry. I mean you have to give it to them. Who wants to a dance with a guy whose.. Should I say it.. No it's not the right time nor place.
"Ahh! Here it is! My role model's CD. Ricky Martin! He's amazing! Now. The dance is called the Macarena. Just follow my moves and do what I do!" he began to bob up and down and the others followed. "Ready! Here we go and. One maca Two maca Three macorina! Maca, four maca five maca six Macarena. Seven maca eight maca nine Macarena! Heeeeyyyy Macarena!!!" As Aragorn did this he went through all of the moves.
Legolas was very confused about this and just sorta stared at Aragorn who was having the time of his life! "Cummon Legolas you can do it! We believe in you!" said Aragorn encouragingly.
"Sure.. Maybe he does but I sure don't.." Whispered Pippin to Merry. Both of them had gotten it right away. They did not know it then but Later on they would find out the hobbits were descended from rap stars. Legolas gave up and sat down and watched them dance.. On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on And well... You get the picture.