Chapter 3: Hospital Time
Finally they stopped and Legolas sighed with relief. Suddenly the phone rang. "I'lllll ggggeeeetttt iiitttt!!!!!!!" Aragorn sung and he merrily skipped over to the phone. "Hello?... Why hello dear!..... How is your trip in Rohan?.... I miss you over here!... OMG! You don't say!.. Really?.. Well.. Ok.." Aragorn covered the speaking part of the phone and called to Legolas, "Phone." Legolas skipped over and picked it up. "Hello?" Said Legolas. "Hi Legolas? This is Arwen." She said. "Oh hi! Wassup?" said Legolas. "Is it just me or does Aragorn sound.. Well.. Different" "It's not you. He HAS changed. He's been acting all weird and stuff." "What kind of what KIND of weird.." "It can't be explained. You have to see it for yourself." "Well I'm coming down tonight. Please watch him for me Legolas. Bye bye." "Later Arrie." *CLICK* Legolas looked up where he saw Aragorn dangling out of a window by a piece of dental floss. "ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas shouted but it was to late. He fell out of the window and down four stories. Legolas ran to the window and looked out. He could here Aragorn's cries, "Wheeee!!!!!!!!! Owww!" He hit a flag pole. "Wheeeeee!!!!!! Owwww!!!!" He hit a flower pot. "Wheeeee!!!!!! And then he finally hit the pavement. "OWWW!!!! Wow! That's gonna leave a .." than he passed out. ~~~~~~~~~~A few Hours Later~~~~~~~~~~
Arwen walked into a small hospital room (This is modern day Lord of the Rings incase you haven't guessed) where he saw a battered Aragorn jumping up and down. "Honey?" Arwen asked as he walked in. "Hi *bounce bounce* Arwen *bounce bounce* How *bounce bounce* was *bounce bounce* your *bounce bounce* trip?"*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce* Aragorn said through bounces. "Isn't he supposed to be lying down or something?" Arwen asked Legolas. "Well.. He is but the hospital just finished putting their whole supplies of tranquilizers in him. They're calling neighbors." Said Legolas. "Harsh.." Said Arwen. She turned to Aragorn then said, "How are you feeling?" "Well.. OMG!!! I just totally love your dress girl! Way posh! It is sooooo hip!" Said Aragorn. He was using his Girly teenager voice again. "Arwen turned to Legolas then whispered, "Has he been like this before?" "He was like this before yes of course! This is his calm side." Said Legolas. "I know! We'll take all of this Tranquilizer liquidy stuff and ill give it to you guys!" Aragorn said. "Wait No.." Legolas and Arwen said and unison but it was too late. Arwen and Legolas passed out on the floor.
Finally they stopped and Legolas sighed with relief. Suddenly the phone rang. "I'lllll ggggeeeetttt iiitttt!!!!!!!" Aragorn sung and he merrily skipped over to the phone. "Hello?... Why hello dear!..... How is your trip in Rohan?.... I miss you over here!... OMG! You don't say!.. Really?.. Well.. Ok.." Aragorn covered the speaking part of the phone and called to Legolas, "Phone." Legolas skipped over and picked it up. "Hello?" Said Legolas. "Hi Legolas? This is Arwen." She said. "Oh hi! Wassup?" said Legolas. "Is it just me or does Aragorn sound.. Well.. Different" "It's not you. He HAS changed. He's been acting all weird and stuff." "What kind of what KIND of weird.." "It can't be explained. You have to see it for yourself." "Well I'm coming down tonight. Please watch him for me Legolas. Bye bye." "Later Arrie." *CLICK* Legolas looked up where he saw Aragorn dangling out of a window by a piece of dental floss. "ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas shouted but it was to late. He fell out of the window and down four stories. Legolas ran to the window and looked out. He could here Aragorn's cries, "Wheeee!!!!!!!!! Owww!" He hit a flag pole. "Wheeeeee!!!!!! Owwww!!!!" He hit a flower pot. "Wheeeee!!!!!! And then he finally hit the pavement. "OWWW!!!! Wow! That's gonna leave a .." than he passed out. ~~~~~~~~~~A few Hours Later~~~~~~~~~~
Arwen walked into a small hospital room (This is modern day Lord of the Rings incase you haven't guessed) where he saw a battered Aragorn jumping up and down. "Honey?" Arwen asked as he walked in. "Hi *bounce bounce* Arwen *bounce bounce* How *bounce bounce* was *bounce bounce* your *bounce bounce* trip?"*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce* Aragorn said through bounces. "Isn't he supposed to be lying down or something?" Arwen asked Legolas. "Well.. He is but the hospital just finished putting their whole supplies of tranquilizers in him. They're calling neighbors." Said Legolas. "Harsh.." Said Arwen. She turned to Aragorn then said, "How are you feeling?" "Well.. OMG!!! I just totally love your dress girl! Way posh! It is sooooo hip!" Said Aragorn. He was using his Girly teenager voice again. "Arwen turned to Legolas then whispered, "Has he been like this before?" "He was like this before yes of course! This is his calm side." Said Legolas. "I know! We'll take all of this Tranquilizer liquidy stuff and ill give it to you guys!" Aragorn said. "Wait No.." Legolas and Arwen said and unison but it was too late. Arwen and Legolas passed out on the floor.