A/N: I switched SN's. and decided to continue on the story. umm. sorry
its so late! Hope you like it!
-Two High Hobbits
Aragorn Snaps
Chapter 4 Curse of the Cheese Fries
When Arwen and Legolas finally came to they weren't really shocked by the absence of Aragorn. They began frantically searching until they heard a familiar voice singing "THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWING IN THE WIND! THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND!" It was coming from out the window.
"Great, I already think I know where this is going." Grunted Legolas as they looked out. There was Aragorn butt naked eating cheese fries.
"Oh my god!" Arwen screamed, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
"Oh hi honey! I felt really confined by all of that clothing! So I took it off! Then I was hungry and saw a cheese fry cart. When I got there the guy ran away screaming. I figured he wanted to be nice and let me eat them for free so I took them. Then I went back here!"
"Aragorn, This relationship isn't working out." She said as she took out a bunch of papers from her hand bag and threw then down at her naked husband. "I wanna divorce!"
Aragorn looked shocked. "What?!?! A divorce but honey."
"I never really loved you any way! I just wanted to be queen! Besides! I love Legolas now!" She turned to him.
Legolas who had been calmly watching the conversation now turned to Arwen who was slowly coming closer to him. "What the hell." But his sentence was cut off as Arwen placed a kiss on his lips. Legolas looked shocked at first but soon found himself leaning into the kiss rather then turning away from it. "Arwen honey..." he said softly. He was about to move into the kiss again but found himself being choked.
He turned around to see Aragorn strangling him. "Arrraaagoorrn" Legolas cried hoarsely.
"Aragorn stop!" Arwen said. She was close to tears.
"No one takes me grrrr... zzzzzz" Aragorn said but was silenced by the tranquilizers.
Legolas fell to the floor unconscious.
So here Arwen was standing there with two dozing men. "Oh what the hell," she said. She took the tranquilizer and soon fell asleep with her companions on the floor.
TBC
Aragorn Snaps
Chapter 4 Curse of the Cheese Fries
When Arwen and Legolas finally came to they weren't really shocked by the absence of Aragorn. They began frantically searching until they heard a familiar voice singing "THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWING IN THE WIND! THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND!" It was coming from out the window.
"Great, I already think I know where this is going." Grunted Legolas as they looked out. There was Aragorn butt naked eating cheese fries.
"Oh my god!" Arwen screamed, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
"Oh hi honey! I felt really confined by all of that clothing! So I took it off! Then I was hungry and saw a cheese fry cart. When I got there the guy ran away screaming. I figured he wanted to be nice and let me eat them for free so I took them. Then I went back here!"
"Aragorn, This relationship isn't working out." She said as she took out a bunch of papers from her hand bag and threw then down at her naked husband. "I wanna divorce!"
Aragorn looked shocked. "What?!?! A divorce but honey."
"I never really loved you any way! I just wanted to be queen! Besides! I love Legolas now!" She turned to him.
Legolas who had been calmly watching the conversation now turned to Arwen who was slowly coming closer to him. "What the hell." But his sentence was cut off as Arwen placed a kiss on his lips. Legolas looked shocked at first but soon found himself leaning into the kiss rather then turning away from it. "Arwen honey..." he said softly. He was about to move into the kiss again but found himself being choked.
He turned around to see Aragorn strangling him. "Arrraaagoorrn" Legolas cried hoarsely.
"Aragorn stop!" Arwen said. She was close to tears.
"No one takes me grrrr... zzzzzz" Aragorn said but was silenced by the tranquilizers.
Legolas fell to the floor unconscious.
So here Arwen was standing there with two dozing men. "Oh what the hell," she said. She took the tranquilizer and soon fell asleep with her companions on the floor.
TBC