Prelude:
Yugi has beaten Battle City. Pegasus has been reserected. Yami and Yugi are
separate spirits. PREPARE FOR THE FINAL SAGA
YU-GI-OH! DANCE-OF-THE-FREE!
Chapter 1: Dancing
Yugi: I will make my move Kaiba, I play Destiny Board!
Kaiba: Blue-Eyes, Attack the Dark Magician!
--Yugi: 1500 Kaiba: 3500--
Yugi: my turn I play..... Spirit Messages I,N,A!
Kaiba: It's over next Turn. You don't have any monsters left Yugi.
Yugi: Pot of Greed!... Spirit Message L! I play Spirit Message L!
Kaiba: NO!
--Yugi: 1500 Kaiba: 0000--
GAME OVER-------------------------------YUGI!
Chapter 1/ Part 1: The Pharoh's Servant (ALL YOUR BASE PARODY)
Yugi: Kaiba, you suck.
*walks away*
--At Yugi's House.
Yami: Yugi, are you going to Tea's House again? Just Go out and then break
up.
Yugi: Yami, You don't know what it's like to be young in this day.
Grandpa: Yugi, you have mail!
*Yugi turns on his computer*
Computer: Yugi, you have F-Mail.
Yugi: Nah, check it later.
CPU: You have Mail
Yugi: I know that.
CPU: you got hatemail
Yugi: ummm......
CPU: All your base are belong to us! You have no chance to survive make
your time! Ha Ha Ha!
Yugi: What you say?
Yami: Main Screen turn on.
Grandpa: Someone has set us up the bomb
CPU: All your base, your base, base, base, all your base are belong to us!
Yugi: .....
CPU: Brought to you by Pegasus!
CPU: You little *****.
CPU: OPENING EMAIL
Yugi: NO!!!!
Email: Yugi, this is Pegasus, can I date you?
Yugi: 0_0
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yugi: I HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE MY TIME!
Email: Anyway, come to Duelest Kingdom to see me. Click.
*email starts to play this magic moment*
Yugi: .......()_()
*A big flash appers*
Yugi: Tea! Get those out of my face!
Chapter 1/ Part 2: Gimme my balls back! (DBZ Parody)
Trunks: See ya later mom!
Bulma: Travel well
*The machine travels on!*
Time -- 2003 / Japan
*Yugi's House*
*crash*
Trunks: ow!
Trunks: Huh?
*other room*
Joey: I play the red eyes!
Yugi: Dark Blader GO!
Joey: ........... I loose
--Yugi: 8000 Joey: 0000 --
*back to the basement*
Trunks: What are they doing.
Trunks: Hey Frieza
Yugi: (in freezas voice) Huh?
Trunks: Buster Cannon!
Yugi: AHHH!
Joey: What is that Yuge!
Yugi: I learn this in akido!
Yugi: Kamehameha!
Trunks: Where are my balls, freeza!
Yugi: Have you looked in your pants?
All except trunks: hahahahahahhaaah!
Trunks: Not funny frieeza
Yugi: my name is yugi, Kaiba!
Trunks: Who the **** is Kaiba!
Yugi: Screw this, hey what ever your name is! want to go play Pop-up
Pirate!
Trunks: YAY!
Joey: ()_()
Chapter 1/ Part 3 (Journey to Duelest Kingdom)
Joey: I can't believe your actully go tah goh through with dis Yuge!
Yugi: Well, im going to kick Pegasus' *** for even asking me to a date.
Yugi: I'm going to keep trying to get Te'a!
Tea: What did you say?[pic]
Yugi: Ummmm I said I'm not going to date anyone.
Yami: What he's trying to say is-
Yugi: SHUT UP!
Yami: He likes you.
Yugi: [pic].................[pic]
Tea: NO WAY!
Yugi:[pic]
Tea: I mean, I'll--
Yugi: *sniff* She means she likes you Yami!
Yami:[pic]
Tea:[pic]
Yami:[pic]
Tea[pic]
Yami: [pic] [pic]:Tea
Yugi: **** you Yami!
Yami and Tea:[pic]
Joey and Yugi: _ ()_()
Mai: Can you say cover of Make-out Paradice!
Yugi: ()_()
Mai: Yugi?
Yugi: ()_()
Mai: Hey Joey! [pic]
Joey: [pic]
Yugi: (___)_(___)
Yugi:[pic] I'm always left out!
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: GRRRRR!
Yugi: !
*Yugis Hair Begins to stand on edge and turn golden*
*Yugi passes out*
Tea: Yugi! Yugi!
Yami: Yugi!
*Yugi gets up, punches Yami. Smacks Tea and runs toward the kingdom.*
-At the Kingdom
Yugi: Pegasus, are you here?? I'm going to kick your ***!
*The oMG im horny song begins to play*
Yugi: Oh crap.
Pegasus: Nice to see you, Cutie-Boy!
Yugi: Kamehameha!
================================O o(pegasus)
BOOOOM
Yugi: Bye!
*Yugi starts to re-build the millienum puzzle*
Yugi: I'm going to win Teas heart over no matter what!
__END OF CHAPTER 1__