Chapter 6
Back in the Hospital..
Legolas slowly awoke from unconsciousness to see that Aragorn was missing, once again. "Crud." Legolas said out loud to no one in particular. He looked around for Arwen but found she was missing too. "Double crud!!!!"
Legolas began running frantically around the hospital room. 'Aragorn better not go tell Elrond about me and her. I'll be dead for sure!' Legolas thought to himself as he opened random jars and looked in a flower vase. After searching in the pillowcase and underneath a pencil Legolas sat down to think.
'Ok, if I was Aragorn at his current state of mind, where would I be.' he thought. Then it struck him! "Hooters!" he cried out loud. Then he heard his cell phone ring.
"Hello? This better be important," Legolas said into the receiver.
"Legolas? This is Pippin. I think we have ourselves a problem. And by the way, where the hell are you guys! Did Arwen get there yet?!?!?!" Pippin said Anxiously.
"Pippin? What the heck did you do to the Palace?!?!? What's the problem! I knew we should have hired a babysitter. Any way I'm in the hospital with Aragorn. And yes Arwen was here.. But Arwen sort of wants a divorce and sorta wants the love of *cough* someone else and then we all got drugged and when I woke up they were both gone."
"Great. Well guess who just called?!?!? Elrond!!! Just our luck! He wanted to speak to Aragorn! You better do something!!!!"
"Calm down! I think I know were he is. All you gotta do is meet me in Hooters in fifteen minutes. Bring Merry with you too. See ya there."
"Bye."
"Bye." *click*. Legolas let out a sigh as he began to run down to his car. He opened the door of the jaguar and slammed the keys into the slot. 'You better not have hurt her you jerk.' Legolas thought as he slammed down on the pedal. His car tore out of the parking spot and onto the busy highway.
Mean while back at hooters..
"Get your grimy paws off me you jerk!" Arwen screamed as Aragorn pinned her against the wall.
"Noooooo," Came his voice in a long hiss.
"What's wrong with you Aragorn?!?! Calm down! Please! We always knew are relationship would never work out! Please don't do this!!!" Arwen's voice came as Aragorn now placed her in a chair and was tying her to it.
"It's all his fault.." Aragorn said as he backed away from the chair.
"What are you doing?!?!" Arwen asked her husband as he began to leave.
"Oh. You didn't figure it out yet. well you're my bait." And with that he turned on his heel and hid in the mob of a crowd leaving Arwen tied to the chair.
TBC
A/N: I know that wasn't really funny but was has to be done has to be done! It will get better in the next chapter.. If you want to keep reading. And I do love reviews.
Back in the Hospital..
Legolas slowly awoke from unconsciousness to see that Aragorn was missing, once again. "Crud." Legolas said out loud to no one in particular. He looked around for Arwen but found she was missing too. "Double crud!!!!"
Legolas began running frantically around the hospital room. 'Aragorn better not go tell Elrond about me and her. I'll be dead for sure!' Legolas thought to himself as he opened random jars and looked in a flower vase. After searching in the pillowcase and underneath a pencil Legolas sat down to think.
'Ok, if I was Aragorn at his current state of mind, where would I be.' he thought. Then it struck him! "Hooters!" he cried out loud. Then he heard his cell phone ring.
"Hello? This better be important," Legolas said into the receiver.
"Legolas? This is Pippin. I think we have ourselves a problem. And by the way, where the hell are you guys! Did Arwen get there yet?!?!?!" Pippin said Anxiously.
"Pippin? What the heck did you do to the Palace?!?!? What's the problem! I knew we should have hired a babysitter. Any way I'm in the hospital with Aragorn. And yes Arwen was here.. But Arwen sort of wants a divorce and sorta wants the love of *cough* someone else and then we all got drugged and when I woke up they were both gone."
"Great. Well guess who just called?!?!? Elrond!!! Just our luck! He wanted to speak to Aragorn! You better do something!!!!"
"Calm down! I think I know were he is. All you gotta do is meet me in Hooters in fifteen minutes. Bring Merry with you too. See ya there."
"Bye."
"Bye." *click*. Legolas let out a sigh as he began to run down to his car. He opened the door of the jaguar and slammed the keys into the slot. 'You better not have hurt her you jerk.' Legolas thought as he slammed down on the pedal. His car tore out of the parking spot and onto the busy highway.
Mean while back at hooters..
"Get your grimy paws off me you jerk!" Arwen screamed as Aragorn pinned her against the wall.
"Noooooo," Came his voice in a long hiss.
"What's wrong with you Aragorn?!?! Calm down! Please! We always knew are relationship would never work out! Please don't do this!!!" Arwen's voice came as Aragorn now placed her in a chair and was tying her to it.
"It's all his fault.." Aragorn said as he backed away from the chair.
"What are you doing?!?!" Arwen asked her husband as he began to leave.
"Oh. You didn't figure it out yet. well you're my bait." And with that he turned on his heel and hid in the mob of a crowd leaving Arwen tied to the chair.
TBC
A/N: I know that wasn't really funny but was has to be done has to be done! It will get better in the next chapter.. If you want to keep reading. And I do love reviews.