Chapter 7 Does anyone know how to drive? Elrond pulled up in front of Imladris just as Pippin and Merry were running out. Fortunately they were wearing top hats and black mustaches and Elrond didn't notice them. When he got inside he was very disturbed to see that the lock on his "garage" had been picked and his secret stash of pot had been raided. "MERRY!!! PIPPIN!!!" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Merry and Pippin who had now discarded their disguises were running to their means of transportation. Neither of them had managed to pass driving school. So neither of them had a car. "Lucky we found this master key in Elrond's pot stash," Pippin mused out loud as he opened the door to Elrond's Toyota Landcruiser and took a seat in the drivers position. The car was a little big so they had to work together. Merry sat on top of a bunch of old telephone books and did the steering, while Pippin was on the floor controlling the petals. "Ok, now ease it into reverse." Merry said slowly as he glanced behind him. Pippin switched the gear to reverse then pressed on the petal. "Big toe, big toe." Merry said as the car began to slowly back up. Then, all of a sudden, the car slammed backwards and out of the driveway. Running over several garden gnomes and a plastic flamingo in the process. The car went backwards several feet before slamming into a telephone pole. "I said big toe!" Merry said angrily. "Is that what you said? I thought you said, 'Slam the petal down as hard as you can!' My mistake!" Pippin said innocently as the two hobbits got out of the car to examine the damage. Luckily, the car was virtually unharmed except for the huge dent on the side. "Thanks to our ever trustworthy floatie!" Pippin said as he picked up an inner tube that they had placed around the car on hopes of preventing to much damage to the car. It was deflated and had holes all over it. Merry sniffed. "So brave! Going down in the line of duty like that! Rest in peace floatie!" Merry said as he sobbed then, obnoxiously loudly, blew his nose. "Cummon Merry! We have to get to hooters!" Pippin said as he aided his grieving friend into the car. So the hobbits drove to hooters running over three elves, demolishing exactly fifty-three garden gnomes (Merry had counted), knocking over a McDonald's sign, and managing to burn down three buildings in the process. "How the heck did we do that?" Pippin thought as they drove away from a dry cleaning store, which had randomly caught on fire when they had backed into it. And it was in this condition that the two hobbits parked what was left of Elrond's S.U.V. and ran over to an impatient Legolas. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* As Aragorn finished setting up the rest of his plan he thought, 'This will finally be revenge enough for all the things you've done to me elf.' the dismantled king thought to himself as he slipped in a video into the VCR and turned the T.V. on revealing that really annoying blue screen. He looked over at Arwen, who was still gagged. Right in front of her he had drawn a bunny (most people drew an "X" but Aragorn thought that a bunny was cuter) to mark the spot where he thought Legolas would stand.' Above the "bunny" was a cage that would drop as soon as Aragorn pulled a rope. "Cummon Legolas. Show me how much torcher you can go through." Aragorn hissed as he watched as Legolas entered the hooters and was beginning to walk over to where Arwen was trying to scream. TBC A/N: Ewww! Cliff hangery! What is Aragorn going to do with Legolas? How will Elrond react when he finds his car? Find the answers to some of the questions in the next chapter! The rest of them will come in chapter after this! ;)