The Odd Yaoi Fic.
Note: This is a stupid attempt of writting a yaoi fic, featuring an odd, but cute Megaman X couple.
If you had read Death to Mr. Jiggles and saw the Dark and Celtic scenes...
(I suggest you go read it. Go, go!)
This fic takes those acts a little bit futher. All the characters in this fic are from MMX6 and owed by Capcom.
All right, I'm a fangirl...but I'm not the type of fangirl that goes run around and attempts to glomp our fave bishonenon every five seconds. Nor to have I any sexual interests in them whatsoever.
What? I have to? Since when? I like bishies too, I just don't like the fact I have to go after them to show my affection to them like some crazed pyschobitch.
I have my taste in men. I go after the well dressed characters, yet men dressed in "red" and "violet" to get my attention more. I also go for bishies that everyone thinks they're bad but what they want to do doesn't seem so bad.
And so...let's eat some pie!!! Uh, I mean back to the fic, nee?
Oh yeah, don't watch Americian Idol. It's a TV show that turns someone into another mass production for media to make lots and lots of money off from comsumers...
Then throw away that person once the comsumers are tired with him or her. Wow, what crap.
Then again, who listens to me and my opinions?
****
The two of them were walking down the hallway. They were walking apart raither than side by side. The blue reploid was trying to avoid his "friend".
"Zero..." X began, "why did you blurted that? Now, not only do most of the recuits think you're a total nutcase, but they all think we're flameboyantly gay!!!"
"Hey, it was something to do..." Zero replied, "you didn't say that it could be sex. Hell, I'll have sex anytime when I'm in a good mood, which I am now. So, wanna join me for the fun?"
X stopped walking as his face flustered a shade of red. He did not hear what his best friend just suggested to him...
Did he? The blue reploid was hoping to spare his virgin circuit for someone special, someone that cared for the legendary marverick hunter. Sure, Zero cared for him, but he wanted to save it for someone who really liked or love him. He wasn't ready to give it up for satisfy his friend's sexual needs.
He just didn't want to loose i...
Too late.
Zero grinned as he grabbed onto X, dragging the blue reploid towards whoever knows what an excited and slightly horny Zero was leading him too. If X didn't stop, he may had save himself for what Zero had in store for him.
****
As he woke, due to the effects fading away, he then sat up and realizing his left arm was hancuffed to a steel pipe. Was he still back in that damn warehouse where the hunter lead him to? He had to give him some credit for using chlorophyl, the black bot had used his brains...
For once.
Yet that wasn't going to stop Gate from maiming that pesky bounty hunter once he gets a hold of h...
Where was he anyways?
"...Gate-kun..." a voice whispered.
He turned around. A cloaked shadowy figure stood right in front of the scientist, aproaching him with every step it took.
"Gate-kun..." it said, "it's me, Aila. I'll get you out of here, but you're wounded. Please take a rest and I'll help you recover your wounds."
He looked up at the figure while the figure looked. A moment of silence passed between the two of them. The words the figure had said to him sounded and felt like Alia was truely in front of him, except...
He wasn't wounded at all and Aila never called him "Gate-kun". He looked at the figure once again, but someone always did...
"Dynamo," Gate said, "would you please knock it off with your impersonations? You're not fooling anyone at all."
The figure took off the cloak, revealing the silver blue hair bounty hunter. He turned to face Gate as he held the cloak.
"Strange," Dynamo pounted, "it always worked with the others. But don't think I'll let you go just because you saw through my disguise."
"What disguise?" Gate replied as he rolled his eyes, "Any idiot could pull a that disguise off."
"Hmpt! But I bet you really did want Aila, wanted to feel her, wanted to here her scream your name.... Well, too bad, I've got to her first and I found out she's highly trainned in that area."
The golden reploid was in silent rage while he gaze upon the bounty hunter with his cold violet eyes. So the mighty hunter was going to leave him vunerable to hear the hunter's latest victories, especially over his old female compainion.
This really pissed him off, but he will not let Dynamo be satisfied.
"But I wonder why Aila was so good in bed," Dynamo began pondering, "was it because she was taught by her old friend or is it..."
The hunter calmly sat on top of the golden reploid. He then faced the reploid and leading foreword, almost touching each other. Hazel eyes were staring into violet ones.
"Her old friend must had neglected her needs," he said, "yes, that's it. He must had neglected her because everyone hates him...but why does ever hate my violet eyes?"
He moved foward in attempt to place a kiss on those lips. Such insults and remarks could come out from those lips. He wondered if those lips were laced with poison from his words or were they coated with a sweet intoxication, leading one to taste them again and again..
Till the poison came.
There was only only way to find out...
(Or not.)
****
Instead, the wary bounty hunter got smacked across his face with Gate's free hand. It was a bittersweet pain Dynamo had received from him. He backed away from Gate, but still sat on top of him while he rubbed his face. Was it the tempting to kiss him or telling him politely that his girl was a willing slut and ticked him off or was it both?
"Why did you go and do that?" Dynamo muttered, "Now I have to force you to want me...the hard way."
Gate just gave a mocking smirk across his face as his reply. The bounty hunter wasn't going to be fooled by pretty golden reploid, he was going to succeed in sleeping with everyone, especially those clever violet eyes!
"Oh, I get it..." Dynamo replied while pretending that he figured it out, "so that's why you're hiding underneath all your paperwork. You're missing out on all the fun because you blame yourself for your girlfriend's actions."
"W-what?" Gate asked as he looked back at Dynamo. The hunter had really started to lose it...
"I bet you never kissed anyone, have you? You may be the smarter one, but when it comes to love, I prevail over you and your scientific theories. But...I'll let you prevail, if you kiss me."
"You've got to be kidding me. Why would I eve..."
"Why not? Hard work and no play makes Gate a dull reploid...that's what you are, a dull reploid. And no one wants that, hee hee..."
Then the pipe broke in two. What held Gate from holding him was now shattered to bits. Violet eyes gazed upon hazel ones with such such rage and hatred that was emerging from this golden suited reploid.
It was the last image the silver blue hair bounty hunter had saw...
Before Gate pounced right on top of him.
****
Two reploids were standing outside a warehouse. One of them huggled the other while the other wasn't certain of what going to happen to him.
"Well X," Zero grinned, "you're in luck. This happens to be one of my favourite spots where I, aherm...."
The blonde hunter placed his arms around his friend, chuckling softly, and nuzzling the blue suited hunter. He was also hoping to do this another time, but the urge of sexual pleasure were not allowing him to continue. It was have a willing X or raping X, which could shatter their friendship to million of pieces if Zero did rape him. Oh yes, and the other hunters will keep Zero far away from X since they may think Zero's gone maverick.
Besides, an embaressed X was cuter looking than one drenched in blood. But then again, Zero always had an urge for blood slaughtering mavericks...
No!! We will not slash X duiring his first time!!!
"Zero..." X muttered while his face flustered, "I really don't think we should be doing this. I don't know if I..."
Strangely enough, just when X was about to finish his sentance...both hunters stopped what they were doing. An angst cry of pain wailed from the building itself, startling the two hunters, and bringing Zero into another mood that Zero loved.
The "I'm Gonna Kill Me a Marvick" mood.
Screwing X will have to wait for another time. To take a life of a maverick who hunts down innocent reploids with no mercy was one of Zero's specialties. He then let go of X and quickly drew out his sabre.
"A marverick on the headquarters' base..." X said as he charged his blaster, "are they getting more stupider or what?"
"Whatever," Zero replied as he charged into the building, "it's a dead one when I get my hands on it!! How dare it invaded my territory!!!"
"Zero!! Wait up!!!" And X went after him.
The two ran into the building, but it wasn't a maverick that was in the building. Zero dropped his sabre. He found out why Dynamo was ignoring the two of them in the first place. X stood next by Zero, with a even redder face than before.
"Zero..." X slightly squeaked, "What are Gate and Dynamo..."
The hunter and the scientist were caught in brawl in order to show which one was better...
But it looked more like an endless fit of passion with one another. Two bitter rivals struggling with each other and ending up intertwining as lovers. Neither of them dared noticed the two onlookers who were watching the two.
X's face went red while Zero then grew a devious grin on his face and he looked at his flustered partner.
"Say X..." Zero began, "maybe we should join them."
X didn't even bother to reply. His face was too red for him to do so.
****
I'm evil. There's a pretty good reasons why I cutted out the sex.
1. Fanfiction.net will possible block my account.
2. I'm really not that good in writting two guys or anyone making out in fics.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: This is a stupid attempt of writting a yaoi fic, featuring an odd, but cute Megaman X couple.
If you had read Death to Mr. Jiggles and saw the Dark and Celtic scenes...
(I suggest you go read it. Go, go!)
This fic takes those acts a little bit futher. All the characters in this fic are from MMX6 and owed by Capcom.
All right, I'm a fangirl...but I'm not the type of fangirl that goes run around and attempts to glomp our fave bishonenon every five seconds. Nor to have I any sexual interests in them whatsoever.
What? I have to? Since when? I like bishies too, I just don't like the fact I have to go after them to show my affection to them like some crazed pyschobitch.
I have my taste in men. I go after the well dressed characters, yet men dressed in "red" and "violet" to get my attention more. I also go for bishies that everyone thinks they're bad but what they want to do doesn't seem so bad.
And so...let's eat some pie!!! Uh, I mean back to the fic, nee?
Oh yeah, don't watch Americian Idol. It's a TV show that turns someone into another mass production for media to make lots and lots of money off from comsumers...
Then throw away that person once the comsumers are tired with him or her. Wow, what crap.
Then again, who listens to me and my opinions?
****
The two of them were walking down the hallway. They were walking apart raither than side by side. The blue reploid was trying to avoid his "friend".
"Zero..." X began, "why did you blurted that? Now, not only do most of the recuits think you're a total nutcase, but they all think we're flameboyantly gay!!!"
"Hey, it was something to do..." Zero replied, "you didn't say that it could be sex. Hell, I'll have sex anytime when I'm in a good mood, which I am now. So, wanna join me for the fun?"
X stopped walking as his face flustered a shade of red. He did not hear what his best friend just suggested to him...
Did he? The blue reploid was hoping to spare his virgin circuit for someone special, someone that cared for the legendary marverick hunter. Sure, Zero cared for him, but he wanted to save it for someone who really liked or love him. He wasn't ready to give it up for satisfy his friend's sexual needs.
He just didn't want to loose i...
Too late.
Zero grinned as he grabbed onto X, dragging the blue reploid towards whoever knows what an excited and slightly horny Zero was leading him too. If X didn't stop, he may had save himself for what Zero had in store for him.
****
As he woke, due to the effects fading away, he then sat up and realizing his left arm was hancuffed to a steel pipe. Was he still back in that damn warehouse where the hunter lead him to? He had to give him some credit for using chlorophyl, the black bot had used his brains...
For once.
Yet that wasn't going to stop Gate from maiming that pesky bounty hunter once he gets a hold of h...
Where was he anyways?
"...Gate-kun..." a voice whispered.
He turned around. A cloaked shadowy figure stood right in front of the scientist, aproaching him with every step it took.
"Gate-kun..." it said, "it's me, Aila. I'll get you out of here, but you're wounded. Please take a rest and I'll help you recover your wounds."
He looked up at the figure while the figure looked. A moment of silence passed between the two of them. The words the figure had said to him sounded and felt like Alia was truely in front of him, except...
He wasn't wounded at all and Aila never called him "Gate-kun". He looked at the figure once again, but someone always did...
"Dynamo," Gate said, "would you please knock it off with your impersonations? You're not fooling anyone at all."
The figure took off the cloak, revealing the silver blue hair bounty hunter. He turned to face Gate as he held the cloak.
"Strange," Dynamo pounted, "it always worked with the others. But don't think I'll let you go just because you saw through my disguise."
"What disguise?" Gate replied as he rolled his eyes, "Any idiot could pull a that disguise off."
"Hmpt! But I bet you really did want Aila, wanted to feel her, wanted to here her scream your name.... Well, too bad, I've got to her first and I found out she's highly trainned in that area."
The golden reploid was in silent rage while he gaze upon the bounty hunter with his cold violet eyes. So the mighty hunter was going to leave him vunerable to hear the hunter's latest victories, especially over his old female compainion.
This really pissed him off, but he will not let Dynamo be satisfied.
"But I wonder why Aila was so good in bed," Dynamo began pondering, "was it because she was taught by her old friend or is it..."
The hunter calmly sat on top of the golden reploid. He then faced the reploid and leading foreword, almost touching each other. Hazel eyes were staring into violet ones.
"Her old friend must had neglected her needs," he said, "yes, that's it. He must had neglected her because everyone hates him...but why does ever hate my violet eyes?"
He moved foward in attempt to place a kiss on those lips. Such insults and remarks could come out from those lips. He wondered if those lips were laced with poison from his words or were they coated with a sweet intoxication, leading one to taste them again and again..
Till the poison came.
There was only only way to find out...
(Or not.)
****
Instead, the wary bounty hunter got smacked across his face with Gate's free hand. It was a bittersweet pain Dynamo had received from him. He backed away from Gate, but still sat on top of him while he rubbed his face. Was it the tempting to kiss him or telling him politely that his girl was a willing slut and ticked him off or was it both?
"Why did you go and do that?" Dynamo muttered, "Now I have to force you to want me...the hard way."
Gate just gave a mocking smirk across his face as his reply. The bounty hunter wasn't going to be fooled by pretty golden reploid, he was going to succeed in sleeping with everyone, especially those clever violet eyes!
"Oh, I get it..." Dynamo replied while pretending that he figured it out, "so that's why you're hiding underneath all your paperwork. You're missing out on all the fun because you blame yourself for your girlfriend's actions."
"W-what?" Gate asked as he looked back at Dynamo. The hunter had really started to lose it...
"I bet you never kissed anyone, have you? You may be the smarter one, but when it comes to love, I prevail over you and your scientific theories. But...I'll let you prevail, if you kiss me."
"You've got to be kidding me. Why would I eve..."
"Why not? Hard work and no play makes Gate a dull reploid...that's what you are, a dull reploid. And no one wants that, hee hee..."
Then the pipe broke in two. What held Gate from holding him was now shattered to bits. Violet eyes gazed upon hazel ones with such such rage and hatred that was emerging from this golden suited reploid.
It was the last image the silver blue hair bounty hunter had saw...
Before Gate pounced right on top of him.
****
Two reploids were standing outside a warehouse. One of them huggled the other while the other wasn't certain of what going to happen to him.
"Well X," Zero grinned, "you're in luck. This happens to be one of my favourite spots where I, aherm...."
The blonde hunter placed his arms around his friend, chuckling softly, and nuzzling the blue suited hunter. He was also hoping to do this another time, but the urge of sexual pleasure were not allowing him to continue. It was have a willing X or raping X, which could shatter their friendship to million of pieces if Zero did rape him. Oh yes, and the other hunters will keep Zero far away from X since they may think Zero's gone maverick.
Besides, an embaressed X was cuter looking than one drenched in blood. But then again, Zero always had an urge for blood slaughtering mavericks...
No!! We will not slash X duiring his first time!!!
"Zero..." X muttered while his face flustered, "I really don't think we should be doing this. I don't know if I..."
Strangely enough, just when X was about to finish his sentance...both hunters stopped what they were doing. An angst cry of pain wailed from the building itself, startling the two hunters, and bringing Zero into another mood that Zero loved.
The "I'm Gonna Kill Me a Marvick" mood.
Screwing X will have to wait for another time. To take a life of a maverick who hunts down innocent reploids with no mercy was one of Zero's specialties. He then let go of X and quickly drew out his sabre.
"A marverick on the headquarters' base..." X said as he charged his blaster, "are they getting more stupider or what?"
"Whatever," Zero replied as he charged into the building, "it's a dead one when I get my hands on it!! How dare it invaded my territory!!!"
"Zero!! Wait up!!!" And X went after him.
The two ran into the building, but it wasn't a maverick that was in the building. Zero dropped his sabre. He found out why Dynamo was ignoring the two of them in the first place. X stood next by Zero, with a even redder face than before.
"Zero..." X slightly squeaked, "What are Gate and Dynamo..."
The hunter and the scientist were caught in brawl in order to show which one was better...
But it looked more like an endless fit of passion with one another. Two bitter rivals struggling with each other and ending up intertwining as lovers. Neither of them dared noticed the two onlookers who were watching the two.
X's face went red while Zero then grew a devious grin on his face and he looked at his flustered partner.
"Say X..." Zero began, "maybe we should join them."
X didn't even bother to reply. His face was too red for him to do so.
****
I'm evil. There's a pretty good reasons why I cutted out the sex.
1. Fanfiction.net will possible block my account.
2. I'm really not that good in writting two guys or anyone making out in fics.
-The Clow Hatter