Chapter 8 A Perfume Called Chlorform As Legolas saw the once familiar Landcruiser, he figured it had to be Merry and Pippin. Only Elrond drove and obnoxious car like a Landcruiser and only Merry and Pippin could mess up a perfectly good car, driving eight blocks. The door opened and out came Pippin, a bunch of old phone books and Merry. The two hobbits lay on the ground unmoving and for a while Legolas thought they were dead. But after a couple minutes Pippin got up, swayed a little like he was drunk, then wobbled over to Legolas with Merry following not far behind. "Hi," Pippin said. He also sounded, like he was drunk. 'Maybe he is drunk.' Legolas thought to himself as he took in the sight of the two battered hobbits standing before him. "Yea. Hi." Legolas said slowly. "So, did you go in yet?" Merry didn't sound drunk and Pippin seemed to have gotten his balance and Legolas guessed it was just because of the side affects of driving a car. "No I was waiting for. Hey? Do you guys smell smoke?" Legolas asked as he recognized the horrible stench. "Uh. No. that's just Pippin's umm. *cough* breath. yea his breath! He umm. *cough* just ate. uh. garlic?" Merry said both randomly awkwardly. "Ok!" Legolas said in full belief. 'Once again thank elves and their gullibility.' Merry thought thankfully to himself as the three of them pushed the door open to hooters and ran into the all to familiar Bouncer. "Name," said the big fat guy at the door. "Umm. we're with Aragorn and." Legolas never got a chance to finish since the bouncer interrupted him. "You're friends with Aragorn! He is our most valued customer! Any friend of Aragorn's, is a friend of mine!" The Bouncer screamed. Then wrapped his arms and gave Legolas a bear hug. I mean literally. He was wearing a shirt that said, 'Bears are my life!' and he was seriously tall. Legolas was finding it hard to breathe since the guy was breaking his ribs. "Is there anything I can do for you?" The bouncer asked. "You can *gasp* let go of me! *Wheeze* Please! *Gasp*" Legolas whispered hoarsely. "Of course my friend!" and he dropped Legolas who just collapsed on the ground and began twitching. "Uhhh.." Merry said as he watching the spasming form of Legolas in front of him. "Is there anything I can do for you little friends?" Said the Bouncer, "Would you like a hug too?" "No no no! It's ok, really!" Merry said quickly. The Bouncer frowned and gave them a rejected look. "What my friend meant is, we really need to go see Aragorn," Pippin said with a smile. He looked over at Legolas who was now standing but still taking in rasping breaths. "Of course, of course! He's right inside! Go on in!" The Bouncer said and stepped away from the door and then let the three of them walk in. As Legolas stepped in and saw Arwen, he wasn't really surprised at what he saw. There was Arwen tied to a chair and gagged. 'Aragorn probably got drunk and left her there.' thought Legolas. ////(A/N: Ok. we all know that's a sort of stupid thought and Legolas probably should have realized it was a trap. But maybe when the bouncer hugged him, he squeezed all of the air out of his brain. Besides, it works better for the story! Speaking of which, let's continue! -Two High Hobbits)\\\\ "Arwen!" Legolas called as he ran over to where the woman sat, tied and gagged. As he kneeled he saw a picture of a bunny painted onto the floor. 'They have the weirdest carpeting in this joint!' Legolas thought as he began to pull out his knife. All of a sudden a cage dropped from the ceiling separating Arwen from Legolas. Merry and Pippin, who were unsure of what they should do, just began to whistle and slowly walked out of the club and back out to the Landcruiser. Meanwhile, Legolas began to frantically look for the person who had done this to him. Then, out of the crowd walked a man. He was wearing one of those disguises with the glasses with an attached nose and mustache that you can get for like a buck at the grocery store. Legolas was completely oblivious to who this man was. "Who are you?!?!?!?" Legolas shouted frustrated. Who was this man! The cleverly disguised man smiled. "I have a present for you." Legolas, who was extremely fond of presents, completely forgot the situation, and shouted, "Oh goody! I love presents! Is it a Yo-Yo! I really need a new Yo-Yo!" The man took out a bottle clearly labeled 'Chloroform'* and poured it onto a cloth. He then took out a clothespin and put it on his nose. "Oh, it's better then a Yo-Yo. It's a pretty new perfume. Would you like to smell it?" Said the man as he walked up to the bars of Legolas' cage. Legolas, who never really paid attention in science when learning about the significance of chloroform, said "Ok! Sure!" The man handed the cloth to Legolas who began inhaling it. 'Thankfully elves are so gullible.' he thought as he watched the elf sniff the cloth over and over. "Wow. I feel funny. should I sit down or." *clunk* Legolas fell to the ground with a thud and began snoring loudly. The man smiled evilly as he dragged the sleeping elf onto a chair and tied him there and then, positioned the TV in front of him. This would be revenge. 'No one steals my girl.' said the man. He then once again slipped back in the mob of people and ordered a tray of pigs in a blanket. 'Capturing people sure makes people hungry!' the man thought as the tray of mini hot dogs was placed before him and he began to eat happily. TBC *: Chloroform, incase you didn't know, is this stuff that people use as an anesthetic. All you have to do is sniff it. Sort of like weed, with out the addictive and brain killer side affects. If you don't know what an anesthetic is, you probably shouldn't be reading this story. A/N: Have you guessed who "he" is yet. if you haven't then you are pretty gosh darn stupid. Ok! So close to Legolas' Torturing session! Yea! Just to let you know, it's not actual physical torture; I'm not that kind of writer. oh well. Oh yea, not much Merry, Pippin or Elrond in the next chapter so sorry. but don't worry their part is coming. *grins evilly* So keep reading and reviewing. if you review more I might want to write more. -Two High Hobbits