(Background note: This parody is meant to take place between the time that
Kim and Ron first get their jobs at Bueno Nacho, and when Ron starts to
really get into the job. I'm inserting an extra day between it all to make
it work)
(A BLACK SCREEN with the following MESSAGE)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Kim Possible characters. Nor do I own any part of the movie 'Clerks.'
(The MESSAGE fades)
(A BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: RON.
(Cut to RON's BEDROOM. There is a pile of clothes on bed. The phone rings. A hand reaches out from under the pile and blindly reaches for it. After a moment, it finds it)
RON:(Under Pile): Hello? (Pause) What? No, you go to work, I'm staying home. (Pause) Because I'm tired. (Pause) What do you mean I have to? (Pause) *You* signed me up! (Pause) Fine, fine, I'll go in. (The hand hangs the phone up. RON emerges from the pile, very tired. He leaves)
(BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: KIM.
(Cut to a burrito-folding station at BUENO NACHO. KIM is folding burritos. RON enters through the employees entrance dressed in his work clothes)
KIM: (To herself, singing) Two weeks to jacket, two weeks to jacket.
RON: Hey, Kim.
KIM: Hey, Ron, Ned said you're working the counter.
RON: (Looking around) Where is Ned?
KIM: He said he'd be late coming in today.
RON: Huh.
(RON goes to the counter. He looks around, to make sure NED isn't hidden somewhere. When he is confident, he pulls out his BUENO NACHO S.O.P, slips a smaller book inside, and begins to read. A customer approaches)
CUSTOMER: Uh, a burrito.
RON: (Into mic, disinterested) Burrito. (Pause. RON gets an evil grin) (To customer) Are you sure you want that burrito?
CUSTOMER: Yeah, I'm hungry.
RON: Are you *that* hungry?
CUSTOMER: What do you mean?
RON: Well, you know what goes into those burritos, don't you?
(CUSTOMER shakes his head)
RON: Well, (Leans over and whispers into CUSTOMER's ear. CUSTOMER takes on a look of horror and disgust)
CUSTOMER:(Disgusted) Really?
RON: Really.
CUSTOMER: Ugh, on second thought, never mind.
(CUSTOMER runs out. KIM approaches the counter with the burrito)
KIM: Burrito.
RON: Take it back, guy changed his mind.
(KIM shrugs and goes back. RON grins)
RON: Maybe this job won't be so bad after all.
(A BLACK SCREEN with the following MESSAGE)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Kim Possible characters. Nor do I own any part of the movie 'Clerks.'
(The MESSAGE fades)
(A BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: RON.
(Cut to RON's BEDROOM. There is a pile of clothes on bed. The phone rings. A hand reaches out from under the pile and blindly reaches for it. After a moment, it finds it)
RON:(Under Pile): Hello? (Pause) What? No, you go to work, I'm staying home. (Pause) Because I'm tired. (Pause) What do you mean I have to? (Pause) *You* signed me up! (Pause) Fine, fine, I'll go in. (The hand hangs the phone up. RON emerges from the pile, very tired. He leaves)
(BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: KIM.
(Cut to a burrito-folding station at BUENO NACHO. KIM is folding burritos. RON enters through the employees entrance dressed in his work clothes)
KIM: (To herself, singing) Two weeks to jacket, two weeks to jacket.
RON: Hey, Kim.
KIM: Hey, Ron, Ned said you're working the counter.
RON: (Looking around) Where is Ned?
KIM: He said he'd be late coming in today.
RON: Huh.
(RON goes to the counter. He looks around, to make sure NED isn't hidden somewhere. When he is confident, he pulls out his BUENO NACHO S.O.P, slips a smaller book inside, and begins to read. A customer approaches)
CUSTOMER: Uh, a burrito.
RON: (Into mic, disinterested) Burrito. (Pause. RON gets an evil grin) (To customer) Are you sure you want that burrito?
CUSTOMER: Yeah, I'm hungry.
RON: Are you *that* hungry?
CUSTOMER: What do you mean?
RON: Well, you know what goes into those burritos, don't you?
(CUSTOMER shakes his head)
RON: Well, (Leans over and whispers into CUSTOMER's ear. CUSTOMER takes on a look of horror and disgust)
CUSTOMER:(Disgusted) Really?
RON: Really.
CUSTOMER: Ugh, on second thought, never mind.
(CUSTOMER runs out. KIM approaches the counter with the burrito)
KIM: Burrito.
RON: Take it back, guy changed his mind.
(KIM shrugs and goes back. RON grins)
RON: Maybe this job won't be so bad after all.