(BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: Mucilage.
(RON sits at the counter, reading a magazine behind the S.O.P. BONNIE enters, wearing a backpack)
BONNIE: Hello, Ron.
RON: (Preoccupied with Reading) Bonnie.
BONNIE: Some nachos.
RON: (Into mic) One nacho.
(Pause. KIM comes to the counter with the nachos)
KIM: I'm going to go outside and take a breather.
RON: All right.
(KIM leaves)
BONNIE: Mind if I eat them here?
RON: I don't see why not.
(KID IN THE GREEN SHIRT enters)
KIGS: A Pepsi.
BONNIE: You sure about that?
KIGS: Ugh, yeah.
(BONNIE takes off her backpack and takes out a bag of BLACK THINGS. She slaps them on the counter)
KIGS: What's that?!
BONNIE: Those are teeth. Person who's head they used to be in drank Pepsi three times a day. Why don't you try some Coca-Cola instead?
KIGS: Um, okay. (To RON) A coke.
(RON turns around and gets a coke. Hands it to the KIGS)
KIGS: Um, thanks.
(KIGS leaves)
RON: Um, Bonnie. If you're going to eat those, maybe you should eat them at one of the tables outside.
BONNIE: No, I'm good.
(GIRL IN THE RED SHIRT enters)
GIRS: A coke, please.
BONNIE: You sure about that?
(Cut to outside. KIM is talking to WADE on the KIMMUNICATOR)
KIM: Anything on Drakken?
(TWO KIDS enter BUENO NACHO)
WADE: Nothing, Kim. You might actually have a Drakken-free day.
KIM: Well, keep me posted. (Turns off KIMMUNICATOR)
(Cut to interior. BONNIE has the crowd in a frenzy)
BONNIE: So all of you buy Pepsi. You've all been tricked! For instance, did you know that Pepsi causes cancer?
RON: No it doesn't!
BONNIE: And why should they listen to you? You're the one selling Pepsi.
RON: Because there's no evidence of that!
BONNIE: There's nothing to disprove it, either! But one thing has been proved. It causes tooth decay! So, fellow teens, you should demand something better for you! Demand Coke!
KIDS: Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!
(RON starts to panic)
KIDS: Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!
(KIM enters and sees this. She calmly goes behind the counter and pulls out a SODA NOZZLE. She sprays the KIDS with SODA. They stop. BONNIE starts to sneak away)
KIM: Hold it, Bonnie.
(BONNIE stops)
KIM: (cont'd) Okay, what's the deal?
BONNIE: What's what deal?
KIM: If you don't tell me what you're up to, I'll tell everyone about the school dance.
(BONNIE looks shocked)
BONNIE: You wouldn't!
KIM: Wanna bet?
BONNIE: Fine. (Pulls out a card) I got a job working for the Coca-Cola company.
KIM: And what better way to push the product than to trash their competitors? Get out.
(BONNIE leaves)
KIM: (cont'd)(To KIDS) And you! What kind of people are you that will do whatever someone else tells you to? Learn to figure things out for yourselves!
(The KIDS look shamed. All but one leaves. That KID turns to the counter)
KID: Um, a Pepsi?
(RON looks angry. Goes back and gives him a coke. KID leaves)
RON: Thanks, Kim.
KIM: No big.
RON: You know, I have a strange feeling this has all happened somewhere before.
KIM: It probably has.
CAPTION: Mucilage.
(RON sits at the counter, reading a magazine behind the S.O.P. BONNIE enters, wearing a backpack)
BONNIE: Hello, Ron.
RON: (Preoccupied with Reading) Bonnie.
BONNIE: Some nachos.
RON: (Into mic) One nacho.
(Pause. KIM comes to the counter with the nachos)
KIM: I'm going to go outside and take a breather.
RON: All right.
(KIM leaves)
BONNIE: Mind if I eat them here?
RON: I don't see why not.
(KID IN THE GREEN SHIRT enters)
KIGS: A Pepsi.
BONNIE: You sure about that?
KIGS: Ugh, yeah.
(BONNIE takes off her backpack and takes out a bag of BLACK THINGS. She slaps them on the counter)
KIGS: What's that?!
BONNIE: Those are teeth. Person who's head they used to be in drank Pepsi three times a day. Why don't you try some Coca-Cola instead?
KIGS: Um, okay. (To RON) A coke.
(RON turns around and gets a coke. Hands it to the KIGS)
KIGS: Um, thanks.
(KIGS leaves)
RON: Um, Bonnie. If you're going to eat those, maybe you should eat them at one of the tables outside.
BONNIE: No, I'm good.
(GIRL IN THE RED SHIRT enters)
GIRS: A coke, please.
BONNIE: You sure about that?
(Cut to outside. KIM is talking to WADE on the KIMMUNICATOR)
KIM: Anything on Drakken?
(TWO KIDS enter BUENO NACHO)
WADE: Nothing, Kim. You might actually have a Drakken-free day.
KIM: Well, keep me posted. (Turns off KIMMUNICATOR)
(Cut to interior. BONNIE has the crowd in a frenzy)
BONNIE: So all of you buy Pepsi. You've all been tricked! For instance, did you know that Pepsi causes cancer?
RON: No it doesn't!
BONNIE: And why should they listen to you? You're the one selling Pepsi.
RON: Because there's no evidence of that!
BONNIE: There's nothing to disprove it, either! But one thing has been proved. It causes tooth decay! So, fellow teens, you should demand something better for you! Demand Coke!
KIDS: Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!
(RON starts to panic)
KIDS: Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!
(KIM enters and sees this. She calmly goes behind the counter and pulls out a SODA NOZZLE. She sprays the KIDS with SODA. They stop. BONNIE starts to sneak away)
KIM: Hold it, Bonnie.
(BONNIE stops)
KIM: (cont'd) Okay, what's the deal?
BONNIE: What's what deal?
KIM: If you don't tell me what you're up to, I'll tell everyone about the school dance.
(BONNIE looks shocked)
BONNIE: You wouldn't!
KIM: Wanna bet?
BONNIE: Fine. (Pulls out a card) I got a job working for the Coca-Cola company.
KIM: And what better way to push the product than to trash their competitors? Get out.
(BONNIE leaves)
KIM: (cont'd)(To KIDS) And you! What kind of people are you that will do whatever someone else tells you to? Learn to figure things out for yourselves!
(The KIDS look shamed. All but one leaves. That KID turns to the counter)
KID: Um, a Pepsi?
(RON looks angry. Goes back and gives him a coke. KID leaves)
RON: Thanks, Kim.
KIM: No big.
RON: You know, I have a strange feeling this has all happened somewhere before.
KIM: It probably has.