(BLACK SCREEN with the follow CAPTION)
CAPTION: Pococurantism.
(RON sits at the counter, reading a magazine hidden behind his S.O.P. KIM also sits at the counter)
KIM: Slow day.
RON:(Preoccupied with reading) Yeah.
KIM: What are you reading?
RON: Leo Tolstoy. 'War and Peace.'
KIM: No, seriously.
RON: MAD Magazine.
KIM: Ah.
(Pause)
(Cut to outside. JUNIOR and BIG MIKE walk out in front of BUENO NACHO)
(BLACK SCREEN with following CAPTION)
CAPTION: Junior and Big Mike.
(JUNIOR moves around, trying to attract attention. BIG MIKE stands with his back to the wall, stationary)
JUNIOR: Woah, man. I think we're gonna do good today, man. We stand out here long enough I think we'll make a sale. (Calling) Yo! Test answers! Who wants test answers? We got science, history, math, ugh, and other classes! Straight off the teachers' desks!
(Cut back to interior)
RON: You know, I've been thinking.
KIM: About what?
RON: In the original Star Wars, when Vadar is just about to shoot at Luke, Han flies the Falcon in and shoots one of Vadar's wingmen, which blows up. Then, the second guy panics and bumps Vadar's ship out of the trench.
KIM: Yeah?
RON: Well, how Han he able to get so close? I mean, there was a battle going on, don't you think the Imperials would be patrolling the area better? I mean, they used those big guns to fire at those little X and Y- wings, but they decided to leave a ship at big as the Falcon alone? It doesn't make sense. What do you think?
KIM: I think you're incredibly bored. (Looks around) Where's Ned, anyway? He said he'd come over at take over for us at noon.
RON: What time is it now?
KIM: One o'clock.
RON: Oh, man.
KIM: I'm gonna give him a call.
(KIM goes to use the phone)
KIM: (Dials, pause) Hello, Ned? Hey, listen, Ron and I were wondering when you were going to come in and take over for us. (Pause) What?! What do you mean you won't be coming in? (Pause) International Manager's Meeting?! But what if- (Pause) Fine. Fine! (Hangs up, angry. Goes back to counter)
RON: Bad news?
KIM: He's not coming in today! He says that he had to go to a manager's meeting.
RON: You mean we're stuck here?
KIM: I know! What if Drakken starts something?
RON: We could leave.
KIM: No we couldn't.
RON: Why not? We're technically off duty. Ned didn't show up and you have prior engagements. You have to save the world.
KIM: When you're right you're right.
RON: Darn straight.
CAPTION: Pococurantism.
(RON sits at the counter, reading a magazine hidden behind his S.O.P. KIM also sits at the counter)
KIM: Slow day.
RON:(Preoccupied with reading) Yeah.
KIM: What are you reading?
RON: Leo Tolstoy. 'War and Peace.'
KIM: No, seriously.
RON: MAD Magazine.
KIM: Ah.
(Pause)
(Cut to outside. JUNIOR and BIG MIKE walk out in front of BUENO NACHO)
(BLACK SCREEN with following CAPTION)
CAPTION: Junior and Big Mike.
(JUNIOR moves around, trying to attract attention. BIG MIKE stands with his back to the wall, stationary)
JUNIOR: Woah, man. I think we're gonna do good today, man. We stand out here long enough I think we'll make a sale. (Calling) Yo! Test answers! Who wants test answers? We got science, history, math, ugh, and other classes! Straight off the teachers' desks!
(Cut back to interior)
RON: You know, I've been thinking.
KIM: About what?
RON: In the original Star Wars, when Vadar is just about to shoot at Luke, Han flies the Falcon in and shoots one of Vadar's wingmen, which blows up. Then, the second guy panics and bumps Vadar's ship out of the trench.
KIM: Yeah?
RON: Well, how Han he able to get so close? I mean, there was a battle going on, don't you think the Imperials would be patrolling the area better? I mean, they used those big guns to fire at those little X and Y- wings, but they decided to leave a ship at big as the Falcon alone? It doesn't make sense. What do you think?
KIM: I think you're incredibly bored. (Looks around) Where's Ned, anyway? He said he'd come over at take over for us at noon.
RON: What time is it now?
KIM: One o'clock.
RON: Oh, man.
KIM: I'm gonna give him a call.
(KIM goes to use the phone)
KIM: (Dials, pause) Hello, Ned? Hey, listen, Ron and I were wondering when you were going to come in and take over for us. (Pause) What?! What do you mean you won't be coming in? (Pause) International Manager's Meeting?! But what if- (Pause) Fine. Fine! (Hangs up, angry. Goes back to counter)
RON: Bad news?
KIM: He's not coming in today! He says that he had to go to a manager's meeting.
RON: You mean we're stuck here?
KIM: I know! What if Drakken starts something?
RON: We could leave.
KIM: No we couldn't.
RON: Why not? We're technically off duty. Ned didn't show up and you have prior engagements. You have to save the world.
KIM: When you're right you're right.
RON: Darn straight.