(BLACK SCREEN with the following CAPTION)
CAPTION: Nongermane.
(KIM and RON stand at the counter)
KIM: Bueno Nacho's not very busy at night, is it?
RON: Nope.
(Pause)
KIM: I'm bored.
RON: Wanna go play hockey on the roof?
KIM: First of all, have you seen the roof? It's a sombrero, there's no place to play hockey on. Second: we have nothing to play hockey with.
RON: Not true. We could use an empty cup for a puck.
KIM: And the hockey sticks?
RON: Brooms! Come on, what'dya say?
KIM: Nah, it's getting dark, anyway.
RON: You're right. (Pause) Want to play inside?
KIM: No.
RON: Come on, it'll be fun. And look at the time, it's not like anyone's gonna come in!
KIM: All right.
RON: Great. (Goes to get brooms. A few seconds later, returns with two brooms) It'll give you a chance to relax. Take a load off work.
(KIM takes a broom. RON stands near the counter and KIM goes to the opposite side of the restaurant, positioning two chairs which are her goal. RON drags two chairs near the counter. He picks up an empty cup)
RON: Let the games begin.
(RON drops the cup, holds his broom like hockey stick and swings at the cup. KIM runs up and swats the cup back at RON, who deflects it. RON goes after the puck. KIM jumps onto the counter, then leaps off and lands in front of RON, just as he is about to take a shot at KIM's goal)
KIM: Not today, Ron.
(KIM slaps the cup out of RON's reach with her broom and goes after it. RON pursues. BRICK FLAGG enters)
BRICK: Ugh, what are you doing?
RON: Playing hockey. (RON hits the cup towards KIM's goal. KIM easily defects it)
BRICK: Dude, it is such a good thing that you're not on the hockey team.
RON: We have a hockey team?
(RON blocks KIM's shot at his goal)
BRICK: Yeah, and, not for nothing, you're terrible.
RON: Oh yeah? And you're that much better?
BRICK: Yeah.
RON: Okay, show us something.
(Gets a broom and hands it to BRICK. RON and BRICK line up. RON drops the puck. BRICK easily gets the puck away from him and heads for the goal. He brings his stick back and takes a slap shot. The cup flies through the air, over the counter, and knocks loose a shelf above the cheese dispenser. A box resting on the shelf falls and lands on the cheese dispenser, which starts to malfunction and spews out cheese at an astonishing rate. KIM, RON, and BRICK look on in shock)
BRICK: Ugh, I've got to go.
(BRICK bolts)
KIM: *sigh* So much for relaxing from work. Come on, Ron, game's over. Back to work.
(KIM and RON go over to the malfunctioning cheese dispenser)
CAPTION: Nongermane.
(KIM and RON stand at the counter)
KIM: Bueno Nacho's not very busy at night, is it?
RON: Nope.
(Pause)
KIM: I'm bored.
RON: Wanna go play hockey on the roof?
KIM: First of all, have you seen the roof? It's a sombrero, there's no place to play hockey on. Second: we have nothing to play hockey with.
RON: Not true. We could use an empty cup for a puck.
KIM: And the hockey sticks?
RON: Brooms! Come on, what'dya say?
KIM: Nah, it's getting dark, anyway.
RON: You're right. (Pause) Want to play inside?
KIM: No.
RON: Come on, it'll be fun. And look at the time, it's not like anyone's gonna come in!
KIM: All right.
RON: Great. (Goes to get brooms. A few seconds later, returns with two brooms) It'll give you a chance to relax. Take a load off work.
(KIM takes a broom. RON stands near the counter and KIM goes to the opposite side of the restaurant, positioning two chairs which are her goal. RON drags two chairs near the counter. He picks up an empty cup)
RON: Let the games begin.
(RON drops the cup, holds his broom like hockey stick and swings at the cup. KIM runs up and swats the cup back at RON, who deflects it. RON goes after the puck. KIM jumps onto the counter, then leaps off and lands in front of RON, just as he is about to take a shot at KIM's goal)
KIM: Not today, Ron.
(KIM slaps the cup out of RON's reach with her broom and goes after it. RON pursues. BRICK FLAGG enters)
BRICK: Ugh, what are you doing?
RON: Playing hockey. (RON hits the cup towards KIM's goal. KIM easily defects it)
BRICK: Dude, it is such a good thing that you're not on the hockey team.
RON: We have a hockey team?
(RON blocks KIM's shot at his goal)
BRICK: Yeah, and, not for nothing, you're terrible.
RON: Oh yeah? And you're that much better?
BRICK: Yeah.
RON: Okay, show us something.
(Gets a broom and hands it to BRICK. RON and BRICK line up. RON drops the puck. BRICK easily gets the puck away from him and heads for the goal. He brings his stick back and takes a slap shot. The cup flies through the air, over the counter, and knocks loose a shelf above the cheese dispenser. A box resting on the shelf falls and lands on the cheese dispenser, which starts to malfunction and spews out cheese at an astonishing rate. KIM, RON, and BRICK look on in shock)
BRICK: Ugh, I've got to go.
(BRICK bolts)
KIM: *sigh* So much for relaxing from work. Come on, Ron, game's over. Back to work.
(KIM and RON go over to the malfunctioning cheese dispenser)