Serenity's Findings-Chap 4 Traps, Betrayals, and Attacks
Sailor Serenity: All of this suspense is way too much. What do you think Taker?
Undertaker: Give me Test on a silver platter.
Sailor Serenity: Sorry, but he's got his contract stating that he's not allowed to be killed by The Big Evil.
Jericho: Then give him to one of the other stars. They'll rough him up.
Sailor Serenity: Okay, Jericho read the disclaimer.
Jericho: No way in hell! But you should get Test to read it.
Test: I'm not reading your stupid disclaimer.
Sailor Serenity: Really? Oh, Edge…
Edge warily walks up to her.
Sailor Serenity: Edge, sweetie, can you go get Test.
In order to get away from the author he chases Test.
Test: Sailor Serenity doesn't own the WWF/E or its wrestlers. She only owns Shannon and Triple H's Serenity. But she wishes she owns Edge. She should have Edge!
Edge: Now that does it!
He spears Test as Undertaker and Sailor Serenity watches.
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Serenity arrived at the arena. She ran into Billy Kidman, shaking.
Kidman: Hey, what's the matter? You're uncontrollably shaking.
Serenity: Where are Edge and the others?
Kidman: I don't know.
They saw the EMT carrying four stretchers into an ambulance. Inside them were their friends, E & C, Angle, and Rey-Rey.
Serenity: Edge!
Billy stopped her from running to them. He held her in a hug. Serenity fell to her knees, taking Billy with her. Both of them were crying. Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy ran into the arena. They looked at Billy's tear-stained face.
Jericho: What's going on?
Kidman: First, lets take care of her then we'll talk.
Jericho took Serenity out of Billy's arms. Matt and Lita ran in with Triple H in the lead. He saw Billy and Serenity crying and wanted to take over. He took Serenity out of Jericho's arms and walked down the hallway. Kidman and Jericho walked into an empty room down the hall. Jeff kept Matt and Lita from following.
Matt: What's going on with them?
Jeff: I don't know, but I think we should go to our locker room.
Lita: Okay…
When they walked in, Jeff was choke slammed and Matt was given a spine buster. Lita was about to get a derailer, but Matt kicked A-Train where the sun doesn't shine. Lita ran out of the room screaming. Jericho was talking with Kidman.
Jericho: What's happening here?
Kidman: When Serenity came in here, she was shaken. As if to make it worse, Edge, Rey Mysterio, Kurt, and Christian were stretched out of the arena. They were all bloody and Ren saw it all.
Jericho: Darn it!!!
Lita ran in panicked. Jericho instantly got her to sit down.
Jericho: What's going on sweetie?
Lita: When the Hardy Boys and I went into the locker room, we were attacked in the dark.
Kidman: Are you okay?
Lita: I'm fine, but Matt and Jeff were given all of the damage. You have to save them!
Eddie Guerrero walked in confused.
Jericho: We can't leave you alone here, Lita.
Eddie: Hey homes, did you see the Hardys being placed into an ambulance?
Lita: No…
Kidman: Did you see who attacked them?
Eddie: Nope, sorry.
Jericho: When are Taker and the others getting back?
Triple H: Is anyone in here?
Jericho: Hunter, get Lita and her out of here!
Triple H: What's going on here?
Kidman: The Hardys were attacked along with Edge, Rey, Kurt, and Christian. Test and his gang might be behind this. It's not safe here in the arena.
Triple H: No, Taker and Lesnar are taking care of Test and Dawn Marie.
Eddie: The ones who attacked the other six might still be here. It's not safe for anyone here.
Triple H: Test, the leader, might be right outside. There's nothing we can do…we're trapped.
Serenity: I want Edge and Christian.
Jericho: I know sweetie pie.
Lita: I don't care if Test is outside; we have to go to the hospital.
At the hospital, Edge, Christian, Kurt, Rey, Matt, Jeff, Shannon, John, Rikishi, and Stephanie were in hospital beds. Rock, Nidia, and Torrie were all ready at the hospital.
Triple H: What happened to everybody?
Jericho: I can't believe this.
Kidman: Torrie! What are you three doing here?
Rock: Someone had to protect these two fine ladies.
Lita: Matt…Jeff…Shan…
Serenity: It was a setup.
Jericho: What do you mean?
Serenity: Steph, Kish, and Cena were at the hotel. Test wasn't outside the arena. He was taking care of the others. It's all my fault.
Kidman: It isn't your fault.
Triple H: I want to know what happened to the others, Benoit, Taker, and Lesnar…if Test got past them and did this much damage.
Undertaker: We're just fine.
Benoit: They bailed out of the party before a brawl could start.
Lesnar: Don't tell me Moore is here…
Those three were standing in the doorway. They gasped at all of the damage.
Rock: He's here too.
Lesnar: Jericho, Rock, Billy, we're gonna put an end to the troublemakers.
Undertaker: What about me?
Jericho: You and Benoit have to stay here and protect the others.
Nidia: A woman needs to fight Dawn Marie.
Rock: Fine woman, you come along.
Lita: Get them back for the Hardys, for Edge, Christian, and the others.
Serenity: I want them to pay.
Triple H: They will, I promise.
Eddie: How about if I get everyone a drink.
Rock, Jericho, Lesnar, Kidman, and Nidia left.
Eddie: So what does everyone want?
Torrie: A Shirley Temple for me please.
Undertaker: A beer.
Benoit: A Pepsi for now.
Lita: Coffee.
Triple H: Sprit…nah, we don't need any bubbly things. Guerrero, get us two waters.
Eddie: For you and the lady?
Triple H: Yes.
He returned with the drinks. Everybody drank theirs except Serenity. Triple H tried to get her to drink it, but she didn't want to. Soon everyone was passed out except Eddie and Serenity.
Eddie: You were supposed to drink the water.
Serenity: You drugged them? I thought you were on our side?
Eddie: Latino Heat cheats to win.
Serenity: Triple H, please wake up. Hunter!
Edge: Run away Ren.
Serenity: Edge! I can't leave him with you guys.
Eddie: Don't worry about your pretty boy. Chavo, help me get la chica.
Eddie's nephew, Chavo Guerrero stepped out. Serenity speared him and ran out of the room. Nearby, The Rock was hitting the others that went with him with a chair.
Serenity: Rock, stop it. Don't tell me you're on their side too?
Rock: Just taking care of Jericho, Lesnar, Kidman, and Nidia.
Serenity: No, this can't be happening.
The last thing she saw was Rock hitting her with the steel chair over and over. She succumbed into the darkness.
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Sailor Serenity: So Rock, Eddie, and Chavo are in the Troublemaker faction.
Serenity: Ouch, that hurts Sailor Serenity.
Triple H: *snores*
Shannon: I'm injured but now I get Serenity to myself!!!
Sailor Serenity: Uh, uh, uh! *wags finger at Shannon* No one gets Serenity in this chapter!
Shannon: But I got to dance with her last chapter!
Sailor Serenity: Shan, don't make me sic Edge on you.
Shannon: *cowering* Okay, I won't get her just yet.
Triple H: *snorts*
Sailor Serenity: All of this suspense is way too much. What do you think Taker?
Undertaker: Give me Test on a silver platter.
Sailor Serenity: Sorry, but he's got his contract stating that he's not allowed to be killed by The Big Evil.
Jericho: Then give him to one of the other stars. They'll rough him up.
Sailor Serenity: Okay, Jericho read the disclaimer.
Jericho: No way in hell! But you should get Test to read it.
Test: I'm not reading your stupid disclaimer.
Sailor Serenity: Really? Oh, Edge…
Edge warily walks up to her.
Sailor Serenity: Edge, sweetie, can you go get Test.
In order to get away from the author he chases Test.
Test: Sailor Serenity doesn't own the WWF/E or its wrestlers. She only owns Shannon and Triple H's Serenity. But she wishes she owns Edge. She should have Edge!
Edge: Now that does it!
He spears Test as Undertaker and Sailor Serenity watches.
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Serenity arrived at the arena. She ran into Billy Kidman, shaking.
Kidman: Hey, what's the matter? You're uncontrollably shaking.
Serenity: Where are Edge and the others?
Kidman: I don't know.
They saw the EMT carrying four stretchers into an ambulance. Inside them were their friends, E & C, Angle, and Rey-Rey.
Serenity: Edge!
Billy stopped her from running to them. He held her in a hug. Serenity fell to her knees, taking Billy with her. Both of them were crying. Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy ran into the arena. They looked at Billy's tear-stained face.
Jericho: What's going on?
Kidman: First, lets take care of her then we'll talk.
Jericho took Serenity out of Billy's arms. Matt and Lita ran in with Triple H in the lead. He saw Billy and Serenity crying and wanted to take over. He took Serenity out of Jericho's arms and walked down the hallway. Kidman and Jericho walked into an empty room down the hall. Jeff kept Matt and Lita from following.
Matt: What's going on with them?
Jeff: I don't know, but I think we should go to our locker room.
Lita: Okay…
When they walked in, Jeff was choke slammed and Matt was given a spine buster. Lita was about to get a derailer, but Matt kicked A-Train where the sun doesn't shine. Lita ran out of the room screaming. Jericho was talking with Kidman.
Jericho: What's happening here?
Kidman: When Serenity came in here, she was shaken. As if to make it worse, Edge, Rey Mysterio, Kurt, and Christian were stretched out of the arena. They were all bloody and Ren saw it all.
Jericho: Darn it!!!
Lita ran in panicked. Jericho instantly got her to sit down.
Jericho: What's going on sweetie?
Lita: When the Hardy Boys and I went into the locker room, we were attacked in the dark.
Kidman: Are you okay?
Lita: I'm fine, but Matt and Jeff were given all of the damage. You have to save them!
Eddie Guerrero walked in confused.
Jericho: We can't leave you alone here, Lita.
Eddie: Hey homes, did you see the Hardys being placed into an ambulance?
Lita: No…
Kidman: Did you see who attacked them?
Eddie: Nope, sorry.
Jericho: When are Taker and the others getting back?
Triple H: Is anyone in here?
Jericho: Hunter, get Lita and her out of here!
Triple H: What's going on here?
Kidman: The Hardys were attacked along with Edge, Rey, Kurt, and Christian. Test and his gang might be behind this. It's not safe here in the arena.
Triple H: No, Taker and Lesnar are taking care of Test and Dawn Marie.
Eddie: The ones who attacked the other six might still be here. It's not safe for anyone here.
Triple H: Test, the leader, might be right outside. There's nothing we can do…we're trapped.
Serenity: I want Edge and Christian.
Jericho: I know sweetie pie.
Lita: I don't care if Test is outside; we have to go to the hospital.
At the hospital, Edge, Christian, Kurt, Rey, Matt, Jeff, Shannon, John, Rikishi, and Stephanie were in hospital beds. Rock, Nidia, and Torrie were all ready at the hospital.
Triple H: What happened to everybody?
Jericho: I can't believe this.
Kidman: Torrie! What are you three doing here?
Rock: Someone had to protect these two fine ladies.
Lita: Matt…Jeff…Shan…
Serenity: It was a setup.
Jericho: What do you mean?
Serenity: Steph, Kish, and Cena were at the hotel. Test wasn't outside the arena. He was taking care of the others. It's all my fault.
Kidman: It isn't your fault.
Triple H: I want to know what happened to the others, Benoit, Taker, and Lesnar…if Test got past them and did this much damage.
Undertaker: We're just fine.
Benoit: They bailed out of the party before a brawl could start.
Lesnar: Don't tell me Moore is here…
Those three were standing in the doorway. They gasped at all of the damage.
Rock: He's here too.
Lesnar: Jericho, Rock, Billy, we're gonna put an end to the troublemakers.
Undertaker: What about me?
Jericho: You and Benoit have to stay here and protect the others.
Nidia: A woman needs to fight Dawn Marie.
Rock: Fine woman, you come along.
Lita: Get them back for the Hardys, for Edge, Christian, and the others.
Serenity: I want them to pay.
Triple H: They will, I promise.
Eddie: How about if I get everyone a drink.
Rock, Jericho, Lesnar, Kidman, and Nidia left.
Eddie: So what does everyone want?
Torrie: A Shirley Temple for me please.
Undertaker: A beer.
Benoit: A Pepsi for now.
Lita: Coffee.
Triple H: Sprit…nah, we don't need any bubbly things. Guerrero, get us two waters.
Eddie: For you and the lady?
Triple H: Yes.
He returned with the drinks. Everybody drank theirs except Serenity. Triple H tried to get her to drink it, but she didn't want to. Soon everyone was passed out except Eddie and Serenity.
Eddie: You were supposed to drink the water.
Serenity: You drugged them? I thought you were on our side?
Eddie: Latino Heat cheats to win.
Serenity: Triple H, please wake up. Hunter!
Edge: Run away Ren.
Serenity: Edge! I can't leave him with you guys.
Eddie: Don't worry about your pretty boy. Chavo, help me get la chica.
Eddie's nephew, Chavo Guerrero stepped out. Serenity speared him and ran out of the room. Nearby, The Rock was hitting the others that went with him with a chair.
Serenity: Rock, stop it. Don't tell me you're on their side too?
Rock: Just taking care of Jericho, Lesnar, Kidman, and Nidia.
Serenity: No, this can't be happening.
The last thing she saw was Rock hitting her with the steel chair over and over. She succumbed into the darkness.
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Sailor Serenity: So Rock, Eddie, and Chavo are in the Troublemaker faction.
Serenity: Ouch, that hurts Sailor Serenity.
Triple H: *snores*
Shannon: I'm injured but now I get Serenity to myself!!!
Sailor Serenity: Uh, uh, uh! *wags finger at Shannon* No one gets Serenity in this chapter!
Shannon: But I got to dance with her last chapter!
Sailor Serenity: Shan, don't make me sic Edge on you.
Shannon: *cowering* Okay, I won't get her just yet.
Triple H: *snorts*