Don't Make Sense? Change it.
Chapter I: Long Ride
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs that will appear in this fic, or Inu Yasha. The amazing Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. So all pay your respects to her and read her wonderful fics! I'm not making any profit from this fic, so suing would be pointless. That is…unless your after my soon to be arriving jumbo Shippo plushie ^_^, which I might add I will not hand over before losing a hand or a foot. Well onto the fic.
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Inu Yasha gazed out the window; it was going to be a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ride. Mrs. Higurashi had decided to take Kagome, Shippo, Inu, Miroku, Sango and herself to the fair…She said it would be "fun".
Of course the group earlier had decided who would be sitting where, just so that Miroku wouldn't aggravate the girls during the car ride there. The backseat seating was in the following order: Sango, Kagome (with Shippo on her lap) and himself. Miroku was located to his slight displeasure in the front seat by Mrs. Higurashi, but than he cheered up by thinking about the idea winning points with Kagome's mother. ((Think he is from the War Periods, when parents had an effect on the outcome on who their offspring married, so no he is not hitting on Mrs. H cause that would so not be right.))
Inu leaned back, he couldn't understand why couldn't Kagome just let him carry them to the stupid carnival. It would make things so much faster, especially since there was what they called traffic jam, and as far as he could see that meant that a heck of lot of people were in cars blocking their way.
His ears twitched/ tried to as he looked out the window so he wouldn't have to see the girls and Shippo's faces…Earlier Kagome had dressed him up in what she called 20th century clothes.
Flash back
"Do you want everyone to know you're a demon?!" Kagome screeched as Inu Yasha snarled back. "Put these on!!! Now!!"
Inu Yasha growled under his breath. "Never, they're degrading!!!"
"Or, I'll say it!!!" He angrily snatched the clothes from Kagome's hand and stomped towards the bathroom. The half demon slammed the door shut and began putting on the chosen clothes. After spending ten minutes trying to get the black bandanna correctly over his ears, he finally left the bathroom.
Shippo had been the first to make fun on the outfit.
"Ha ha ha!!! Nice look Inu!!!" Inu Yasha barely resisted the urge to jump the small fox demon and rip out his throat. Kagome wouldn't put down what she said was a camera, he made a note to find out what its use was besides providing large blinding flashes of lights.
End of Flash back
In fact, it had taken forever for the dancing blue squares to vanish from his eyesight. The worst part of the disguise was the bandanna for with it on it he couldn't move his ears. So instead he twitched his noise. The black sunglasses (to hide his yellow eyes) made everything a shade to dim.
And now with that infernal music! Kagome had been singing along with all the songs that had played on the 'radio.' Not to mention that Sango had been learning the words too.
Shippo was bopping up and down asking the same question over and over again. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! Are we there yet, now!?" Damn, Kagome's brother for teaching him it.
Inu Yasha tried to make out the songs, but all these meaningless words did not help at all with the process. Suddenly, he had an idea… Why not just change the forsaken words, so he could understand them. He smirked, one of his canines protruding. He slightly impatiently waited for the next song to start.
Yo, I ain't seen you in a minute
Well that's true he thought to himself, he'd been avoiding looking at her since she had forced him into these ridiculous clothes.
But I got something to tell you
Listen
See the thing about you that caught my eye
Is the same thing that makes me change my mind.
//Those lines fit.//
Kind of hard to explain but girl I'll try
[It's hard to explain but Kag I'll try.]
You need to sit down, this may take a while.
[You better not say sit, this won't take a while.] He touched the rosary around his neck with his fingertip.
See this girl she sort of looks just like you (you, you, you)
He bit his lip. //Kikyo…// His thoughts drifted slightly as he picture the long dead priestess, he shook his head and resumed listening to the song.
She even smiles just the way you do (you, you, you)
[She even smiled just the way you do (you, you, you)] //That's true.//
So, innocent she seemed but I was schooled (you, you, you)
[So, innocent she seemed but I was cursed (you, you, you)]
I'm reminded when I look at you.
He couldn't help but glance at Kagome, a faint longing appeared in his eyes, but this was
hidden the sunglasses. //Yea, that line can stay too.//
You remind me of a girl that I once knew (whoa)
[You remind of a priestess I once knew (whoa)]
See her face whenever I look
//Stays//
(whenever I look) I look (I look) at you
//And that.//
Won't believe, won't believe, won't believe it baby.
[Won't believe, won't believe, won't believe it maiden.] He wrinkled his nose. //Baby? Kagome wasn't an infant. What were up with these songs nowadays.//
Won't believe all of the things she put me through (oh no)
[Can't believe all of the things she put me through (oh no).]
This is why I just can't get with you.
[This is why I just can't be with you.] He raised his eyebrow. //Get with you? What did that mean??//
Thought she was the one for me
[Knew she was the one for me.] He sadly smiled.
'Til I found out she was on her creep
['Til I found out she came back to life.]
Ooh she was sexin' everyone but me
[Ooh she was helpin' everyone but me.]
This is why we could never be.
[This is why we might never be.]
You remind me of a girl that I once knew, oh yeah.
See her face whenever I (whenever I) I look (I look) at you.
Won't believe all of the things she put (she put) me through.
//That still stays//
This is why I just can't get with you
[This is why I just can't be with you.]
I know (yeah) it's so unfair to you (it's so unfair)
//It is unfair to her..// He concentrated on looking out the window at the passing trees, Kagome seemed to have a sixth sense when it came to him looking at her.
That I relayed her ignorance to you (whoa, why)
[That I passed her personality to you (whoa, why).]
(Wish I knew) Wish I knew how to separate the two.
//Than, maybe Kagome would stop yelling at me if I did…//
(You remind me) You remind me
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oooh
//Stays//
You remind me of a girl that I once knew
[You remind me of a priestess that I once knew.]
See her face whenever I (I) I look at you (gotta let you go)
[See her face whenever I (I) I look at you (don't wanna let you go)
He listened to the refrain repeat itself several times and under his breath repeated the song to himself. This time he was unable to stop himself from gazing at Kagome. //They're different people Inu Yasha get that into you head…//
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Kagome had the oddest feeling someone or something was staring at her. She sharply turned and looked at the half-breed. A trace of a smirk appeared on her face, Inu looked somewhat hilarious in the bright pink bad man shirt, and black jeans. With his eyes and dog-ears covered he almost appeared human. That was if you ignored his long silver hair. She quickly regained her composure. "Why are you staring at me?!"
"What? I'm not staring at you!" He retorted quickly, as he turned somewhat red. Sango watched, blinking. Shippo held back laughter as Miroku tried to look over his seat at what was going on.
"Yes, you are! And you had that look in your eyes…" Her voice softened as she recognized that look, it was the look he gave her when he was truly thinking. Usually about Kiyko.
"How can you even see my eyes through these stupid black lenses, baka!"
Kagome let her rage get the best of her. "SIT, BOY!!!"
"SLAM!"
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But I got something to tell you
Listen
See the thing about you that caught my eye
Is the same thing that makes me change my mind.
It's hard to explain but Kag I'll try.
[You better not say sit, this won't take a while.]
See this girl she sort of looks just like you (you, you, you)
She even smiled just the way you do (you, you, you)
So, innocent she seemed but I was cursed (you, you, you)
I'm reminded when I look at you
You remind of a priestess I once knew (whoa)
See her face whenever I look
(whenever I look) I look (I look) at you
Won't believe, won't believe, won't believe it maiden.
Can't believe all of the things she put me through (oh no).
This is why I just can't be with you.
Knew she was the one for me.
'Til I found out she came back to life.
Ooh she was helpin' everyone but me.
This is why we might never be.
You remind me of a girl that I once knew, oh yeah.
See her face whenever I (whenever I) I look (I look) at you.
Won't believe all of the things she put (she put) me through.
This is why I just can't be with you.
I know (yeah) it's so unfair to you (it's so unfair)
That I passed her personality to you (whoa, why).
(Wish I knew) Wish I knew how to separate the two.
(You remind me) You remind me
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oooh
You remind me of a priestess that I once knew.
See her face whenever I (I) I look at you (don't wanna let you go)
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