Chapter II: Secret Demon Guy
Disclaimer: I still don't own Inu Yasha, or the songs that will appear in this fic. The still amazing Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. I have no money since the last of it went to my soon to be Miroku plushie. Which I'm going to have to keep rather give as a present to a classmate since it is arriving a day late. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it, because I'm slightly against the idea of keeping on my bed with all my other beloved plushies (such as Inu-chan, Fluffy-sama, my almost here Shippo). I'm so glad that people like this fic ^____^, the customer is always right. Well unto the second chapter…
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Inu Yasha slowly sat up death glaring at Kagome through the shades, which made the glare unsuccessful. She smirked triumphantly. Miroku finally positioned himself so he could view the events of the back seat. "Maybe, I should trade seats with Inu Yasha, it would calm things." Kagome, Inu Yasha, and Sango all turned to glare at Miroku.
"Nooo!!!" They yelled in unison. Mrs. H sweatdropped and Miroku cringed.
"If you're sure ladies." He turned back to the front. Inu Yasha leaned back in his seat while rubbing his head.
"Are we there yet?" Piped up Shippo, as he hopped up and down impatiently on Kagome's lap.
"No we have another hour at least." Replied Mrs. H with a sigh. Another hour in this car with this group…would there still be living six people when they finally got to the fair? Kagome glanced at Inu Yasha with somewhat a guilty look in her eyes. //He was thinking of Kikyo…//
Inu Yasha snarled. "If you want me to stop staring at you, why don't you stop with those pity looks!!!"
"Why you…Ha! You admitted that you were staring at me!" Inu Yasha flushed, and was speechless. He angrily crossed his arms and faced the window. Kagome humphed. "Mom, would you turn up the radio?" Mrs. H, nodded and raised the volume.
Inu Yasha's ears perked up slightly or would have if it hadn't been for the forsaken bandanna. //Good, something to get my mind off something.// He listened to song as it began as he raised his eyebrow. //Hmm…interesting. Well better than nothing.//
"There's a man who leads a life of danger."
["There's a demon who leads a life of danger."] He half smirked. //This will be interesting.//
"To everyone he meets he stays a stranger."
//Guess that works.//
"With every move he makes,"
["With every kill he makes,"] He absentmindedly cracked his knuckles. Sango glanced suspiciously at Inu Yasha, wondering what was the abnormally silent demon was thinking.
"Another chance he takes."
//Stays, so many avenging people out there.//
"Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow."
//Yup, that works too, after all the chances we've taken.//
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."] He pondered what an agent was for a moment, and than shook his head.
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."] He had begun tapping his claw along with the rhythm.
"They've given you a number."
["They've given you a collar,"] He scowled. //Stupid prayer beads.//
> "And taken away your name."
//I guess that works.// He thought up all the names he's gained over time, and twitched. //Yes, it works.//
"Beware of pretty faces that you find."
"A pretty face may hide an evil mind."
//Two words, Kagome Higurashi.// He thought jokingly, he than realized what he had just thought and flushed slightly.
"Ooh be careful what you say."
//Guess that can stay too.//
"Or you give yourself away."
["Or the monk gives you away"] He shot a glare at the back of Miroku's head. Miroku blinked, //I have the funniest feeling that I'm getting a death glare…but I haven't talked to the girls for a while.//
"Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."]
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."]
"They've given you a number."
["They've given you a collar,"]
"And taken away your name,"
"Swinging on the Riviera one day"
["Jumping on the lofty firs one day"] He peered out window at the woods, which they were slowly, very slowly passing. //They look like the ones back in my time.//
"Layin' in a Bombay alley the next."
["Layin' on Kagome's lap the next."] He narrowed his eyes as he thought of the Spider Heads.
"Oh don't let the wrong word slip."
//Stays.//
"While kissin' persuasive lips."
He blinked. //Well uh…I guess that could stay.//
"Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
//Stays.//
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."]
"Secret Agent Man."
["Secret Demon Guy."]
"They've given you a number,"
["They've given you a collar,"]
"And taken away your name."
The song slowly faded, leaving Inu Yasha in a much better mood and the car with a little less tension in the air. He grinned contentedly. Abruptly the radio became a mass of static. Inu Yasha cringed, //At least the bandanna helped…//. Miroku almost jumped out of his seat, or would have if it hadn't been the seat belt. Sango had wide-eyes and appeared very puzzled. "Sorry, everyone, tunnel." Mrs. Higurashi explained as she clicked off the radio.
Shippo had his hands over his ears. "Nani?" Inu had turned to look out the window, at the tiled surroundings, with lights. He blinked.
"Mom, maybe we have a CD that we could use?" Kagome questioned. She took Shippo's hands off his ears. "It's okay now."
"No, sorry honey, we'll just have to wait until we get out of the tunnel."
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About a half hour later
The Higurashi car continued it's slow travel through tunnel. Miroku yawned as he leafed through a booklet of Disneyland. It had been under the seat. Sango was staring up at the ceiling of the car contemplating life. Shippo was occasionally popping up and asking The Question. Kagome's eyes had glazed over, she blinked as she felt something lean against her shoulder.
"Wha??" She turned and looks at the sleeping half-breed. His usually alert yellow eyes closed, his silver hair partly hid his face. He breathed peacefully. The sunglasses had tipped sideways, and one of his ears had escaped the bandanna. Kagome's eyes softened, and she had to bite back an aww.
Inu Yasha's nose twitched, and he muttered something under his breath. Kagome blinked, and than gave Inu an odd look. "…Secret demon guy???" She snickered slightly, as she remembered the last song that had played before the radio went out.
Shippo looked up at Kagome with green eyes. "What's so funny, Kagome?" He followed her gaze and looked at Inu Yasha. "Did he fall asleep?" The small fox demon poked the sleeping Inu, who stirred slightly and mumbled something. Shippo cocked his head. "They've given you a collar?" Kagome began to giggle, as Shippo began to catch on.
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Well thank you everyone who reviewed last chapter. I hope you liked this installment. It's my birthday ^_____^ Wheee!!! Also for the next chapter I really wanna do a Miroku song but I need a bit of help. Do you know any names that rhyme with one of the following: Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Tina, Mary, or Jessica, that either is Japanese, or is related the show, or maybe even a name of a fangirl. Please give me ideas, well that is if you want a Miroku song. Thank you for reading this, and considering reviewing if possible.
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"There's a demon who leads a life of danger."
"To everyone he meets he stays a stranger."
"With every kill he makes,"
"Another chance he takes."
"Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"They've given you a collar,"
"And taken away your name."
"Beware of pretty faces that you find."
"A pretty face may hide an evil mind."
"Ooh be careful what you say."
"Or the monk gives you away."
"Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"They've given you a collar,"
"And taken away your name."
"Swinging on the Riviera one day"
"Jumping on the lofty firs one day"
"Layin' in a Bombay alley the next."
"Layin' on Kagome's lap the next."
"Oh don't let the wrong word slip."
"While kissin persuasive lips."
"Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"Secret Demon Guy."
"They've given you a collar,"