Chapter III: Miroku Number Five
Disclaimer: Hi everyone, thank you for reviewing and welcome to the third chapter of Don't Make Sense? Fix it. This chapter is dedicated to Little Washu Chan and Ryu who without, this song parody would not be. Wahhhhh!!! *her stupid brother "accidentally" ripped her issue 2 of Newstype* Damn him…. *Looks sadly at tattered remains of magazine* And I just got it today. *Sniffle* Well onto the disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha, or any of the songs that'll be appearing in this fic. The wondrous Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. I am not making a profit so suing is futile, also don't bother trying to get my Shippo plushie to be, it hasn't come. Yesterday there was a package in the mail, I was so hopeful…it was a phone book. Now enough of my ramblings and onto the fic!
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Kagome and Shippo were in a fit laughter, as Sango watched on puzzled. "What's so funny?" Shippo fell off Kagome's lap and was rolling around on the floor.
"I-inu Yasha." Kagome to say between giggles. Miroku had closed the Disneyland booklet, after marking the water world page. He had somewhat of a dazed look on his face. After much struggling he managed to turn around to look at the people in the back seat.
"Kagome, do you have a bikini?" He noticed that two of the back seaters were insanely laughing. "…Nani?" Sango looked at him and shrugged. Inu Yasha's freed ear twitched slightly, as he opened an eye. He groggily sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"Can't a demon get any sleep around here?" Inu blinked, as Kagome and Shippo renewed their laughter at the sight of him. "…What's going on here."
"Wish I knew." Said the priest as he stared perplexed at the scene.
"Maybe it has to do with you falling asleep on Kagome's shoulder?" Sango guessed.
"Whaaa?" The half demon turned red. Miroku smirked at Inu Yasha's obvious discomfort.
Shippo sat up and crawled back onto Kagome's lap, after lowering his laughter to the occasional giggle. Kagome looked at Inu evilly. "Why hello…Secret demon guy, nice to see you've awaken." The silver haired hanyou's eyes bulged, and fell face-forward off his seat.
"Kagome, I don't get…never-mind." finished Sango with a grin. Miroku still didn't get it, until Shippo hyperly began humming Secret Agent man. The monk chuckled. Inu Yasha lied on the floor mortified.
"I thought it was sweet, Inu Yasha." Kagome stated as she fondly patted Inu's head. He just twitched.
"Yes, adorable." Piped Shippo.
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Somewhat later, after things have cooled down and they've finally gotten out of that forsaken tunnel!
Inu Yasha sat glaring ceiling, refusing to look at any of other passengers in the car who for the last half-hour had been teasing without end. They also had been pestering for him to sing the damn song, so they could hear all the lyrics.
Finally Mrs. H had said that they had their fun and to leave the poor half demon alone. Of course this didn't stop the sporadic giggles.
Mrs. H sighed, as another eruption of laughter broke out. She quietly turned on the radio, and music filled car.
Inu Yasha blinked and pondered if it was worth it to make a parody of whatever song came on. Especially since he had recently discovered he talked in his sleep...temptation overcame him as the next song began. The song, it wouldn't work for him…but. Inu Yasha frown became an evil grin. //It's perfect for Miroku.//
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number five."
["Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Miroku number five."] He settled back into his seat. //Revenge is sweet.//
One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride.....
//Ha! Look what that's done for us so far. We're stuck in this contraption in the middle of nowhere, in a traffic jam.//
To the liquor store around the corner.
["To the sake shop around the corner."]
"The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna."
["The boys say they want some sake and juice and I really do wanna."]
"Beer bust like I had last week."
["Beat up like I was last week."] He raised his eyebrow. //Beer bust?//
"I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap."
//Stays.//
"I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita."
["I like Akira, Sakura, Sango, and Rina."] //What…interesting names people have here. Oh well, I'll just fix them too.//
"And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter."
//That can stay too.//
"So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord."
[So what can I do? I really beg you my God."]
"To me flirting is just like a sport."
He absentmindedly snorted as he shot Miroku a look. //Yup, that definitely stays.//
"Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it."
//That can stay too.//
"Please set it in the trumpet."
He blinked. //What's a trumpet?//
"A little bit of Monica in my life,"
["A little bit of Serena in my life."]
"A little bit of Erica by my side."
["A little bit of Kagura by my side."]
"A little bit of Rita's all I need,"
["A little bit of Rina's all I need,]
"A little bit of Sandra in the sun,"
["A little bit of Sango in the sun,"] He sweatdropped, //If Sango heard this version, she'd kill me…or maybe Miroku.//
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
//Guess that can stay…// He can't think of anything that rhymes with Mary.
"A little bit of Jessica here I am,"
["A little bit of Kanna here I am,"]
"A little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!!"
["A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"] //And what a priest that is.//
"Mambo number five."
["Miroku number five."]
"Jump up and down and move it all around."
"Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground."
"Take one step left and one step right."
"One to the front and one to the side."
"Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice"
"And if it look like this then you're doing it right."
//………Well…that…can stay too…// He thought with a blank face.
"A little bit of Monica in my life,"
["A little bit of Serena in my life."]
"A little bit of Erica by my side."
["A little bit of Kagura by my side."]
"A little bit of Rita's all I need,"
["A little bit of Rina's all I need,]
"A little bit of Sandra in the sun,"
["A little bit of Sango in the sun,"]
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
"A little bit of Jessica here I am,"
["A little bit of Kanna here I am,"]
"A little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!!"
["A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"]
"Mambo number five."
["Miroku number five."]
"Trumpet, the trumpet."
//What's up with the damn trumpets?//
Mambo number five, ha, ha, ha.
["Miroku number five, ha, ha, ha."]
"A little bit of Monica in my life,"
["A little bit of Serena in my life."]
"A little bit of Erica by my side."
["A little bit of Kagura by my side."]
"A little bit of Rita's all I need,"
["A little bit of Rina's all I need,]
"A little bit of Sandra in the sun,"
["A little bit of Sango in the sun,"]
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
"A little bit of Jessica here I am,"
["A little bit of Kanna here I am,"]
"A little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!!"
["A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"]
"Mambo number five."
["Miroku number five."] //They do the refrain once too many times in this song…//
"I do all to fall in love with a girl like you."
//Humph, and every other pretty girl with a 10 mile radius.//
"Cause you can't run and you can't hide."
He snickered, remembering another song. //Cause the Miroku is gonna git you.// (1)
"You and me gonna touch the sky."
//Stays.//
"Mambo number five."
["Miroku number five."]
The music faded, and looked at Miroku with an evil gleam in his eyes. Miroku who had found an even better booklet, this one was of Seaworld, felt a shudder go down his spine. He blinked.
And than…Shippo asked The Question again. "Arrrrre weeeee therrrre yyyyyet?!?!"
And Kagome's mother said with a smile. "Yes." Shippo's eyes widen in disbelief.
"YESSS!!!!" He hopped up and down. Sango looked at Kagome.
"We're…here?"
Kagome gave a large smile. "Hai, we're here, at long last." Inu Yasha stared out the window at the fair. He watched the large ferris wheel turn slowly around and could even hear the shrieks coming from the large roller coaster. Of course, at the time, he had no idea what this things were called.
Mrs. H parked the car in the Grumpy Section. After Inu Yasha fixed his sunglasses and bandanna, and Shippo transformed into a human version of himself. They were on their way.
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Yes, I know it's a miracle, they actually made it to the fair with all six people intact…somewhat. Just because they're not in the car anymore does not mean there isn't going to be anymore song parodies. In fact *evil grin*, I have mighty big plans for this fic. Mighty big plans indeed. You'll see. ^__^ Also for those who don't know about the badman shirt from way back in the 1st chapter I'll tell you next chapter in the disclaimer or afterwards about it. Also for (1), the song Inu is reminded of is Can't Fight the Moonlight. Well I hope you enjoyed this issue and please review on your way out if possible. It makes me happy and I'll write much faster. ALSO, if you have any ideas for carnival rides please help me. ^_^()
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Miroku number five."
One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride.....
"To the sake shop around the corner."
"The boys say they want some sake and juice and I really do wanna."
"Beat up like I was last week."
"I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap."
"I like Akira, Sakura, Sango, and Rina."
"And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter."
So what can I do? I really beg you my God."
"To me flirting is just like a sport."
"Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it."
"Please set it in the trumpet."
"A little bit of Serena in my life."
"A little bit of Kagura by my side."
"A little bit of Rina's all I need,
"A little bit of Sango in the sun,"
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
"A little bit of Kanna here I am,"
"A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"
"Miroku number five."
"Jump up and down and move it all around."
"Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground."
"Take one step left and one step right."
"One to the front and one to the side."
"Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice"
"And if it look like this then you're doing it right."
"A little bit of Serena in my life."
"A little bit of Kagura by my side."
"A little bit of Rina's all I need,
"A little bit of Sango in the sun,"
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
"A little bit of Kanna here I am,"
"A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"
"Miroku number five."
"Trumpet, the trumpet."
"Miroku number five, ha, ha, ha."
"A little bit of Serena in my life."
"A little bit of Kagura by my side."
"A little bit of Rina's all I need,
"A little bit of Sango in the sun,"
"A little bit of Mary all night long."
"A little bit of Kanna here I am,"
"A little bit of you makes me your priest!!!!!!!!"
"Miroku number five."
"I do all to fall in love with a girl like you."
"Cause you can't run and you can't hide."
"You and me gonna touch the sky."
"Miroku number five."