Chapter IV: Twists, Turns, and Oni-chan
Disclaimer: Guess what people, it's chapter four already! This fanfic has more reviews than any of my other fics, which is slightly depressing but really cool. My Shippo and Miroku plushies are arriving today!!! ^___^ And I got the last Inu Yasha calendar from the store, it's soo perfect and hilarious. I especially love the January and February picture. I'm really happy that people like this fic, it's a first. - -() The extraordinary Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. I don't own Inu Yasha or the songs that will appear throughout this fic. Also as a Christmas (or a late Hanukkah, or it's just a) present to all my readers this chapter is unusually long (well at least compared to my other chapters), and there are two parodies, actually it's one and a half. Please read and hopefully enjoy.
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The group walked over to the fair, and Mrs. H paid for tickets. Shippo looked around. "Wow…those stuff animals are even bigger than me."
"Well that's not saying much."
"Why, you!!! Meanie!" Shouted Shippo as he angrily stomped on Inu's foot. Inu Yasha snickered.
"Is that suppose to hurt?" He whacked Shippo on the head.
"Itai!" Shippo held his head. The half demon smirked, but the smile quickly dissolved when he noticed Kagome's glare.
"Eh heh heh, it was just a joke Kagome."
"Oh really, than here's another joke. Sit!" Inu Yasha smashed face first into the concrete. Shippo beamed. Miroku winced and Sango sweatdropped.
"You deserved that Inu Yasha."
"Ow……." The poor hanyou sat up. "Damn, is all the ground in this time made of stone?!" Kagome bit her lip.
She offered her hand, to help Inu up. "Gomen, I forgot." Inu Yasha ignored the hand and stood up.
"Feh. Don't forgot again."
"Oh no, the sunglasses." The group all looked down at the few remaining shards and bits of plastic. Inu Yasha's face brightened. //For once, the stupid rosary helped me.//
"Oh don't worry, I brought a spare." Mrs. H said cheerfully as she pulled a new pair of sunglasses out of her purse. The silver haired demon's face instantly fell, as he put on the shades.
"Well, Kagome what do you want to do first?" Her mother asked/
"Hmmm…let's do something easy first." She replied as she pointed to the bumper cars. The people from the past stared at the intriguing ride.
"Bumper cars?" Miroku read off of the sign.
"Kagome, how does it work???" Questioned Shippo as he looked up at her.
"It's pretty simple. We all go into one of those little cars, and ride around in a circle an--"
"That sounds boring." Interrupted Inu Yasha.
"Well, if you had let me finish, Inu Yasha, you would know that's not the only part. The main part is to hit you opponent, in other words bump them. It's every person for themself." She finished after giving Inu Yasha an annoyed glare.
So the group waited in line and soon they were each in their own little car.
"Hey! Mine isn't working!" Yelled Inu Yasha as he rammed the petal of his deep red car.
"That's because the ride hasn't started." Sighed Kagome as she leaned back in the seat of her light blue vehicle.
Sango was in a light purple car, Miroku had settled into a black one beside another one that contained to teenage girls. Shippo was meanwhile hopping up and down in the seat of the green car he had chosen. Mrs. H waved from the bench outside. And than, the ride began.
"Yahh!!!" Shippo shouted as his car rammed into Inu Yasha's. Inu Yasha turned to look at Shippo, with gleaming eyes.
"You are so dead!!!"
"Not if you can't catch me!" Shippo yelled as he sped away. Inu Yasha snarled, and floored his petal.
"….What the!!?" He rammed the petal again. "My car isn't working!!!" The rest of the group's eyes lit up, not to mention everyone else who was currently on the ride.
"Sitting duck!!!" Screamed a person.
"………Ch'!!!" Angrily the hanyou tried to start his good for nothing vehicle, with little success. Miroku went by chasing the two teenage girls, Sango close behind with a dangerous look in her eyes.
Inu Yasha stared at the incoming cars.
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Not much long later
"I am never going on that ride again!" Inu Yasha declared as he shoot a glare at what remained of the poor mangled red bumper car.
"Aw, it wasn't thank bad Inu Yasha. You're just a sore loser." Piped Shippo.
"I know lets do something else."
"Like what?" The still angry demon asked. Kagome pointed to the Karaoke bar.
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About 10 minutes later, after the group entered the building and have all taken a seat.
"Like I'd ever be caught dead doing that." scuffed Inu Yasha, as he watched guy after guy go up and sing love songs to their girls.
"You have no romantic side, Inu Yasha." Said the priest as he turned to watch a young woman walk by.
"Oh yea, and the girls are really all over you Miroku."
"Excuse me, would you like to order your drinks now?" Inu Yasha and Miroku turned to look at the peppy waitress.
"I'll just have a coke." Kagome replied with a smile.
"Water please." Sango asked politely, though she had been in Kagome's time before she wasn't up for trying much of the new food or drinks.
"Water for me also." Mrs. H requested.
"Beer." Inu said, after hearing most of the men in the short time of being there ask for the same thing.
"And I'll just have some sake." Miroku added, apparently not knowing beer and sake were one of the same.
"Me too!" Shippo hyperly stated.
The waitress narrowed her eyes as she looked at the small fox demon. "Aren't you a bit young to be drinking alcohol?"
"I'm just small for my age." Shippo cheerfully corrected.
"He'll have a coke too." interrupted Kagome before anything illegal happened.
The waitress smiled pleasantly, "Thank you, your drinks will be arriving momentarily." She turned to leave.
"Excuse me miss."
"Hmm?" The waitress looked questionably at Miroku. He took her hands in his. Inu Yasha sweatdropped. Kagome face faulted and Shippo blinked.
"Would you---"
"Oh no you don't." Sango took out her boomerang and whacked Miroku on the head, than she put her boomerang back on the chair and dusted off her hands. The puzzled waitress stared at the now unconscious Miroku, and hurried off.
"Um, Miroku are you okay?"
"@_@"
And so the evening went on.
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About a hour later…
Kagome surveyed the group. It was easy to tell that both Inu Yasha and Miroku were tipsy. Oddly enough so was Shippo, but than again he did have easy access to the other boy's drinks she thought with a sweatdrop. Sango was of course, still sober, Mrs. H also and herself too.
Inu Yasha studied his glass. //Is it just me or is my drink disappearing?// Shippo hiccuped and Inu narrowed his eyes. //I should have guessed.// He turned to look at the stage, with a thoughtful look. The hanyou than grabbed Miroku and Shippo. "We'll be right back." Kagome blinked.
He dragged both the priest and the small fox demon into a corner, where he began whispering to them.
"Where in the world are they?"
"I'm not sure, but its been at least 10 minutes since they left." Sango responded. Music began. The three women turned to look at the stage to see who would be singing now. A blue spotlight focused on a young man on the right side of the stage. His unruly brown hair slightly hid his green blue eyes. He was wearing a dark blue t-shirt and black jeans.
"They'll be singing, when we're winning. We'll be singing..." He stopped and gave the V-sign, V for victory. ^_^
Kagome squinted her eyes and looks closely at the man. "Is it just me or does he look familiar…" The man smiled and waved to the trio. She blinked… "It's Shippo!"
"Wha? You're kidding right?" stated a slightly shocked Sango.
A red spotlight focused on a black haired youth leaning against the wall on the left side of the stage. Miroku's outfit was a white collared shirt and dark blue jeans. "What in the world do they think they're doing?" Sango uttered as she narrowed her eyes.
"We get knocked down, but we get up again. You're never gonna keep us down!" Sang both boys in unison." Sango and Kagome sweatdropped.
"We get knocked down, but we get up again. You're never gonna keep us down." Miroku thought of all the times that he had asked The Other Question to unsuspecting women.
"We get knocked down, but we get up again. You're never gonna keep us down. We get knocked down, but we get up again. You're never gonna keep us down."
"Dissing the night away! Dissing the night away!" The mysterious back up girls sang. Miroku blinked and stared at the girls, before edging closer to them.
Kagome searched through her bag for her camera, having already figured out who must be coming on next. Mrs. H blankly watched. A white spotlight focused on the middle of the stage, in it stood everyone's favorite half-breed, Inu Yasha. He was still wearing the bright pink badman shirt, black jeans, etc.
"He drinks a whisky drink." He grinned, //I still can't believe I got Miroku and Shippo to do this.//
"He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink. He drinks a cider drink." Inu snickered at the girls surprised faces.
"He sings the songs that remind him of the good times." Shippo sang.
"He sings the songs that remind him of the better times:" Miroku said.
"Oh Demon Boy! Demon Boy! Demon Boy..." The chorus of girls happily sang. Inu Yasha raised his eyebrow.
"We get knock---" The three boys began only to have the song oddly stop. They looked confused at each other.
"What's going on?" Whispered Shippo. Inu Yasha stared wide-eyed at the karaoke woman and the person with her. Slowly the rest of the gang turned to look in the direction of the demon's gaze. O_O
There besides the terribly grinning woman was a very familiar face. The yellow eyes, the purple crescent moon, the two red marks on either side of the face, the large trademark fluffy tail. But the silver hair was pulled into a short ponytail, and the person was wearing blue jeans and a black turtleneck. The man was, non other than Lord Sesshomaru, he grinned and winked at the poor trio on the stage as the new music began.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love?" Shippo said confused. Kagome fell out of her seat. Sango just stared wide-eyed. Mrs. H sat, puzzled, not knowing whom Sesshomaru was. The girls in the audience began cheering loudly after realizing what song this was.
"Love's going to leave me." Miroku sadly added.
"I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt." Inu Yasha glared down at the badman shirt. He stared at Sesshy again. //He…changed the lyrics…F*ck.//
"So sexy it hurts." Shippo sang, getting into the song.
"And I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land." //What does Sesshomaru mean by doing this?//
"New York," All the New Yorkers cheered, as Shippo said this line.
"and Japan." Miroku finished. Now all the Japanese in the crowd cheered.
"And we're too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party!" Shippo and Miroku sang together.
"No way I'm disco dancing." Inu Yasha stated glaring intensely at Sesshomaru. Kagome who had finally gotten back into her chair, giggled. Sesshomaru's grin just grew.
"He's a demon, you know what I mean," Shippo began the refrain.
"And he does his little turn on the dogwalk," Miroku said as he wrapped his arm around Inu Yasha's shoulder. Inu Yasha snarled. //This…is low…even for my brother.// Girls in the audience whistled.
"Yeah, on the dogwalk, on the dogwalk, yeah." Sang both Shippo and Miroku.
"I do my little turn on the dogwalk." Inu Yasha finally rejoined. //I will not let him make a fool of me.//
"I'm too sexy for her bike, too sexy for her bike." He pictured the red bike. //To true.// Kagome clicked away with the camera.
"Too sexy by far." He declared.
ears." Miroku remarked. Inu Yasha damned the bandanna. The audience appeared slightly puzzled, since they had no idea that Inu's ears were special in anyway.
"Too sexy for my ears, what d'you think about that!" Inu shouted. Sesshomaru seemed to be thoroughly enjoying this.
"I'm a demon, you know what I mean."
"And I do my little turn on the dogwalk."
"Yeah, on the dogwalk, on the dogwalk, yeah." Inu Yasha realized what the next line was going to be. He looked at his brother and mouthed "Hell no". Shippo broke out in a grin and transformed into an Inu Yasha look-a-like.
"I shake my little touche on the dogwalk." Shippo yelled as he shook his touche. The girls in the crowd screamed. Kagome face-faulted and Mrs. H sweatdropped. Sango just thanked the lord that it wasn't Miroku. Inu Yasha cracked his knuckles, on the verge of jumping Shippo.
"I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my." Miroku stepped into center stage to try to draw the crowd's attention from Inu Yasha who was currently trying to strangle his "twin". Sesshomaru waltzed onto the stage.
"'Cause I'm a demon, you know what I mean." Fluffy-sama sang. Inu Yasha stopped his attack to stare at his brother. ^o_O^ Shippo used this moment to scurry away. Kagome and Sango just blankly stared.
"And I do my little turn on the dogwalk." Shessy said as he turned.
"Yeah, on the dogwalk, yeah, on the dogwalk, yeah." He walked up to the edge of the stage.
"I shake my little touche on the dogwalk!" Most girls squealed, several fainted. Inu Yasha also fainted but not for the same reason.
"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat." The newcomer sang.
"Poor pussy, poor pussy cat!" Miroku and Shippo yelled.
"I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love." Sesshomaru waved to the audience.
"Love's going to leave him!" Sang the duo again.
"And I'm too sexy for this song!!!" Chorused Miroku, Shippo, and Sesshomaru. Inu Yasha lay on the ground twitching. The watchers applauded wildly. The three standing boys bowed. Sesshomaru blew a kiss before grabbing his brother's foot and dragging him off stage. Shippo and Miroku followed the two dog demons.
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Did you like?! I hope you did ^____^. I couldn't resist making them sing in front of an audience. For who those who preferred how the parodies were made in the first three chapters, don't worry they'll do that again. Also my plushies came!! And they're adorable! *snuggles her brand-new Shippo plushie* - -() I just can't bring myself to hug the Miroku one yet. One more thing looky what I thought up! _/c/_# It's Sesshomaru!! Well at least I think I thought it up first, but perhaps it's already been done, if so oh well. ALSO!! Do any of you know any rides that the Iy could go on? If so please tell me when and if you review, it'd be really helpful.
Cyristal: Um, about the sunglasses, maybe they are uhhh, stick-ons? Or maybe it's just a plot hole ^_^() As for the songs, it's simple, whenever I listen to the radio I just connect the song to an anime.
Rachel Reed: Since you asked, Kagome will have a parody too, I've already thought of the perfect song for her. But hers won't come until one or two chapters.
jade: Eh, heh, heh I do that too with most the anime song parodies I find too ^_^
Silent Rain, Ladi Chiryll, Silverwolf Guild, Roganu-chan, Edom, Meanmiko, warriorGL, and everyone else: Thankee!!!
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They'll be singing
When we're winning.
We'll be singing
We get knocked down,
but we get up again.
You're never gonna keep us down!
We get knocked down,
but we get up again.
You're never gonna keep us down.
We get knocked down,
but we get up again.
You're never gonna keep us down.
We get knocked down,
but we get up again.
You're never gonna keep us down."
Dissing the night away.
Dissing the night away.
He drinks a whisky drink.
He drinks a vodka drink.
He drinks a lager drink.
He drinks a cider drink.
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times.
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
"Oh Demon Boy
Demon Boy
Demon Boy..."
We get knocked down---
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love.
Love's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt.
So sexy it hurts.
And I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land:
New York and Japan.
And we're too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party.
No way I'm disco dancing.
He's a demon, you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the dogwalk.
Yeah, on the dogwalk, on the dogwalk, yeah.
I do my little turn on the dogwalk.
I'm too sexy for her bike, too sexy for her bike,
Too sexy by far,
And he's too sexy for my ears.
Too sexy for my ears, what d'you think about that?
I'm a demon, you know what I meana
And I do my little turn on the dogwalk,
Yeah, on the dogwalk, on the dogwalk, yeah.
I shake my little touche on the dogwalk.
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a demon, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the dogwalk,
Yeah, on the dogwalk, yeah, on the dogwalk, yeah,
I shake my little touche on the dogwalk,
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat,
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love.
Love's going to leave me.
And I'm too sexy for this song!