Chapter V: Twisted Nightmares and Shakespearean Singing

Disclaimer: Hiya everyone! Welcome to chapter five. I hope you're all happy to the newest addition to the fic, Fluffy-sama. ^____^ Everyone's favorite onii-chan. And for those asking questions, don't worry all will be explained. Sorry about the long wait, ff.net wouldn't let me update. And now winter break is over *waterfall tears* and midterms are next week…Never mind they're this week now. - -() Not too mention I can't even work on this due to the fact I need to get the lyrics so I can change them. Hopefully my readers/reviewers haven't died over this long wait - -() Now…unto the real disclaimer The still amazing Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. Mez no own Inu Yasha, the songs that appear in this fic, and too many other things. Also you should download this song if you haven't heard it, if you would like to increase the enjoyment of your experience. The song: Agony, Into the Woods, by Stephen Sondhiem. But I do own my henna tattoo!!! *holds up wrist* I am Tasuki!! Da ha ha ha!!!

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Sesshomaru dragged his unconscious brother to the girl's table. Shippo and Miroku followed, as the audience continued to cheer enthusiastically. Mrs. H politely clapped, while Sango and Kagome stared at the approaching Sesshomaru.

"I believe this belongs to you." Sesshomaru proclaimed with a grin as he put Inu Yasha in an empty chair. Kagome blankly nodded. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes slightly, and peered at Kagome's face. Kagome looked up at him nervously. "Hmm…aren't you Inu Yasha's wench from when he was searching for the jewel shards, but humans don't live that long."

Kagome laughed nervously, Sesshomaru turned to study the rest of his brother's companions. "…The demon hunter, the monk, and the kitsune." Sango weakly smiled, and Miroku sweatdropped. Shippo blinked. "Okay…you two should be long gone, and you," Sesshomaru kneeled down to stare at Shippo, "should have grown up by now."

Shippo stuck out his tongue. "Nyahhhh!" Inu Yasha's nose twitched as he instinctually thwacked Shippo on the head. "Itai!!" Everyone's eyes turned to the hanyou as he slowly opened his eyes.

"Welcome back to the living, brother, long time no see, ne?" Inu Yasha just stared at Sesshomaru. "What, didn't you miss your onii-chan, after all, it has been a few hundred years."

"Didn't we fight him last week?" Miroku whispered to Sango.

"Hai." She replied. "Maybe he lost it?"

"What I wanna know is how he got to Kagome's time." Declared Shippo. Kagome blinked as she made a realization.

"Hmm? You're not still worried about me taking the Tesgugia, are you?" He questioned as he fondly patted his stunned sibling on the head.

And Mrs. H finally decided to speak up. "Why hello, …um who are you?"

Sesshomaru turned to Mrs. H, "I'm Lord Sesshomaru, ruler over the Western Empire." He proclaimed and bowed.

Inu Yasha finally got out of his coma-status state. "What the f*ck are you doing here!?"

"Aww, temper, temper brother." And the rest of the group proceeded to watch the two brothers…greet each other?

"Umm, the manager says that if you cannot quiet down, that you must leave." The gang turned to look at the sweatdropping waitress from before.

"What!? No I am not leaving until I get some answers!!!" Ranted the angry hanyou.

Sesshomaru smiled politely. "Please forgive my brother, he always acts this way when he's drunk."

"I'm not dru---!" Sesshomaru covered infuriated Inu Yasha's mouth.

"Gomen, we'll be going." Fluffy-sama finished as he turned and dragged the struggling brother towards the door.

"…I guess we should follow, ladies." Said Miroku as he watched.

"Hai." Sango added. Mrs. H quickly paid the waitress and than the group followed the two brothers.

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The group hadn't even had a chance to any questions before Sesshomaru dragged them to the roller coaster….

Much to Inu Yasha's annoyance Sesshomaru had taken the seat in the front car…right beside Kagome. He, himself was seated next to Miroku, since Sango had said that if Miroku didn't move (the monk had, of course sat next to the demon huntress) she would throw him off the ride just when they got to the top. Sango sat in the third car. Mrs. H and Shippo sat not to far away on a bench that had a good view of the roller coaster.

One of the men that was running the ride has kicked Shippo off before he had even sat down, due to the fact he was too young and definitely way too short. Shippo has blown his top and began declaring it wasn't fair, that it wasn't right that the lady wouldn't give him sake and now this man wouldn't let him on the rolly coaster just because he was shorter than the stupid purple dinosaur's hand. Kagome had given him a hug and promised that for now they would only go on rides, which let all people on, no matter size. He grudgingly had gone to sit with Mrs. H after he been give a large pink puff thing…cotton candy.

"Now hold tight you guys." Kagome said as she looked back at her companions. Sesshomaru snickered slighting at glaring Inu Yasha.

"We'll be lady Kagome." Miroku replied as the roller coaster began moving. Kagome smiled brightly and turned to face the front.

"Now please keep your hands and feet inside the cars at all times. Please do not take off seat belt. Thank you and enjoyed the ride." Inu Yasha blinked and tried to find the location of the loud voice. He stared blankly at the black box. He felt a poke in his side and looked at Miroku.

"What?"

"Inu Yasha, your brother seems oddly different." The monk whispered.

"…You just noticed."

"No, of course not, I sorta noticed when he began singing." Miroku sweatdropped.

"Feh, I think I preferred him as before."

"Before what?" Sesshomaru asked innocently, smirking.

"Nothing, just leave me alone and shut up."

"No fighting." Commanded Kagome.

Sango's eyes widen when they reached the top. Inu Yasha yawned as the coaster began speeding down towards the ground and he got a mouthful of hair. //What the in the world?! …Damn Sesshomaru's tail…// He angrily shut his eyes and tried to think of something more pleasant. He twitched as the tail hit his face again, and he covered his ears as the people on the ride began screaming as they went upside-down. He eyes opened as he remembered the weird dream he had in the car, while they had been in the tunnel.


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The Dream…

"Did I abuse her," Inu Yasha is shown in a whole Shakespeare getup. Velvet leggings, a funky hat, etc. He looks at the glass slipper in his hand.

"Or show her disdain?" He thinks to self. //Well…maybe.//

"Why does she run from me?" //To take her forsaken exams and see that Hojo.// He narrowed his eyes as he thought of the human teenage boy.

"If I should lose her," //And how the hell would I do that?//

"How shall I regain,"

"The heart she has won from me?" He blushed faintly. //What type of song is this?…Where am I, anyway?" He looked around at the cardboard scenery. //…This has to be a dream…//

"Agony!" He sang.

"Beyond power of speech," //Oh well, might as well go with it…//

"When the one thing you want"

"Is the only thing out of your reach." //The Shikon jewel?//

"High in her tower," Inu Yasha stared blankly at the singing Miroku, who was also wearing a Shakespeare outfit. His costume was black and purple velvet.

"She sits by the hour," Miroku sadly points to the conveniently placed tower, in which sits Sango downed in a silken dress. Inu Yasha blinked. //Definitely a dream…//

"Maintaining her hair." Sango brushes her hair, which is currently Rapunzel length. Inu Yasha sweatdropped. //With that hair it would take hours to brush it.//

"Blithe and becoming," Miroku continues.

"And frequently humming" //…Sango…humming?//

"A lighthearted air:" Miroku rests his chin on his hand.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah—" Sango hummed/screamed as she struggled to brush her hair. Inu Yasha winced slightly, and his ears twitched.

"Agony!" Miroku added loudly.

"Far more painful than yours," Miroku shot a look at Inu Yasha. The hanyou snickered.

"Perhaps it wouldn't be half as bad if you gave up your special habits."

"When you know she would go with you" The priest looked up lovingly at Sango.

"If there only were doors." //…Who the hell builds a tower without a door? Ugg, did I eat something bad before I went to sleep?//

"Agony!" They sang together, arms wrapped around each other's shoulders.

"Oh, the torture they teach!"

"What's as intriguing—" Miroku sang as he pictures Sango.

"Or half so fatiguing—" Inu Yasha finisheds as he thinks of all the times he's fought with Kagome.

"As what's out of reach?" They continued.

"Am I not sensitive," Inu Yasha began.

"Clever," Miroku rolled his eyes.

"Well-mannered," The hanyou added.

"Considerate," Miroku snickered, and Inu Yasha shot him a glare.

"Passionate," Counts off on his fingers.

"Charming," Miroku chuckled right out loud.

"As kind as I'm handsome" Inu Yasha cracked his knuckles.

Miroku appears thoughtful, and nods.

"One out of eight, not bad."

"Feh."

"You are everything maidens could wish for!" Miroku replied with a grin. Inu Yasha death glared him.

"Then why no--?" Inu Yasha sincerely asked.

Do I know? Miroku managed to get out, between the occasional laughter.

"The girl must be mad!" The silver haired demon angrily announced.

"You know nothing of madness," Miroku begins his solo.

"Till you're climbing her hair," Struggles to climb Sango's newfound hair. //…Maybe it was that ramen from before…//

"And you see her up there," Miroku has gotten tangled in the mass hair, Inu Yasha smirked contented.

"As you're nearing her," Finally gets freed and resumes climbing.

"All the while hearing her:"

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah— " Sango yelled/screamed as she tried hard not to fall out of the tower.

"Agony!" They both sang.

"Misery!" The hanyou shouted.

"Woe!" Miroku struggled to sing, muffled by the hair.

"Though it's different for each." The duo sang. //Yea, he's climbing a tower and I have a stupid glass slipper.//

"Always ten steps behind—" Inu Yasha proclaimed. //You must be kidding me, as if Kagome could outrun me.//

"Always ten feet below—" Miroku stated, finally free of the hair.

"And she's just out of reach." The two finished together.

"Agony!!" They yelled.

"That can cut like a knife!" //Or…in Miroku's case a boomerang.//

"I must have her to wife." Inu Yasha turned red and Miroku grinned.

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Back to the real world…

"Inu Yasha, are you there? The ride is over."

"Hmm?" Inu Yasha looked up at Kagome.

"…Lady Sango??" Miroku stared at Sango who was currently hugging the poor guy that has sat next to her.

"I-is it over?" She stammered.

"Yea…" Miroku slightly glared at the already suffocating guy,

The group climbed off the ride and went to join Shippo (who was now eating a candy apple) and Mrs. H. This was of course, after they detached Sango from the guy, who has wandered off bright red and mumbling.

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Ahhh, a miracle! A new chapter has been finished!!! ^____^ I hope everyone is adjusting to the new Inu Yasha TV schedule, I managed to convince it was necessary for my health for him to tape it every night. And looky *holds up something* I bought volume 11 of Inu Yasha and *Grins* a post card book. 16 lovely IY colored anime sequences post cards. Each one is different and I love them all! Especially the Kouga one, and the Sesshomaru in front of the full moon and the Miroku with his mystic hole, and *Could go on with the rest of the cards, but stops* ^_^ Well I hope you liked the chapter.