Chapter VI: You're really Cuddly
Disclaimer: And Sesshomaru stays due to popular demand! ^_^ Don't ya love it when Sesshy annoys Inu? And of course, flirts with Kagome. *insane cackle* And, Kohaku *WAHHHH* lives…somewhat. *sniffles* I cried when he died, but what has happened now is worse. Poor Kohaku-chan!! They really should make Kohaku plushies, I mean they've even made Naraku ones O_o…Who would want to cuddle Naraku? Also Rachel Reed, this chapter is dedicated to you. The amazing Silver author Ol'Red and She Thinks My Ears Are Fuzzy, said I would be allowed to use the idea of having the character write out the song parody. I do not own Inu Yasha, Mickey Mouse, the song that shall be used in this chapter. And as you can tell I started writing this chapter a while back, cartoon network was still showing new episodes. So ehh now onto the fic you lucky (and hopefully still alive) readers…
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"Kagome, was it fun?! Was it?!" The now high on sugar Shippo questioned. Kagome sweatdropped.
"That, it was kiddo." Sesshomaru replied with a grin. "At least the guy next to the demon exterminator had a ton of fun." Miroku death glared the all-famous onii-chan. Sango blushed and mumbled something.
Shippo cocked his head. "Nani?"
"You wouldn't understand shrimp." Inu Yasha calmly stated as he gave the small kistune a noogie.
"Itai!!! Stop it!! Jerk!!!"
"I will…when I feel like it."
"Inu Yasha!!"
"What, wench?"
"…SIT!!!"
"SLAM!!!" The group looked at Inu Yasha. Sesshomaru blinked. Shippo did a victory dance and Miroku sighed. Sesshomaru turned to Kagome.
"How does it work?" He questioned.
"W-what work?" Kagome stammered.
"Can anyone say it and he'll do a face implant, or maybe just women?"
"Only Kagome can do!" Shippo answered as he scurried up onto Sesshomaru's head.
"Interesting, would you do it again?"
"WHAT!!!" Inu Yasha yelled as he lifted his face out of the Inu Yasha shaped hole.
"Umm…people are staring…lets go on a new ride.." Kagome said.
"How about the Haunted House? It's a small, slow roller coaster that goes through a house." Mrs H. offered.
Sango turned slightly green. "Does it go upside-down?"
"Nope, and all ages are allowed on." Mrs. H smiled.
"Yay!!!" Shippo yelled and bounced on "onii-chan's" head. Inu Yasha glared at Sesshomaru. //Hey I can see normally…YES!!// The second pair of sunglasses had been obliterated during the latest sit session, and grin quickly spread out on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Questioned the monk.
"Oh nothing." The hanyou replied glancing at Mrs. H's purse, wondering if she had a third pair stashed away.
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And so after the haunted house ride, the group loaded on to the 'romantic' ferris wheel.
Inu Yasha mumbled angrily and glared at Sesshomaru. Kagome had tired of the brother's constant fighting and had stuck them in the same car on the ferris wheel so that they could talk out their problems like good brothers should. Kagome had gone with Shippo, and Miroku managed to sneak onto Sango and Kilala's car right as the door had shut. Sesshomaru put his hands behind his head, closed his eyes and leaned back in his seat. "Put a smile on, Inu."
"Shut up." Snarled Inu Yasha. //Arrg, I definitely prefer Sesshoumaru as he use to be.// The ride began slowly moving and he angrily glared out of the window. Sess began whistling some tune, and the hanyou twitched. As their car reached the top the ferris wheel suddenly paused, and than the whole ride trembled.
The elder demon opened an eye. "That's odd.."
"Hn?" Of course, Inu Yasha didn't know that usually a ferris doesn't shake mid-ride, considering that today was literary the first time he had even saw one, much less even knew that they had existed. The ride shook again but harder this time. Faint screams could be heard from outside.
Sesshoumaru sat up and peered out of the window. "Something is wrong.."
"Wha??" The ride gave a violent shake, flinging Inu Yasha onto Sesshoumaru.
"Oof." The brothers collided with a thud.
"Ugg, I thought Kagome's mother said this was an easy ride." Inu said as he sat up rubbing his head.
"Lame brain, it isn't suppose to do this, and get off me."
"Than what the hell is going on?" he questioned as he got off Sesshy who gave a sigh and sat up.
"I have no idea, but I'm going to find out." Sesshoumaru stood up and easily broke open the car's door and stuck his head out. "Shimatta, Inu get off your butt! The ride is about to tip over!"
"What!?" He rushed over to his brother's side. The ride began to lean dangerously to one side. The car shook and the two tumbled out. Both landed somewhat easily on their feet, even though it had been over a hundred feet drop.
"I'll get the people out! Inu Yasha you try to hold it up the ride as long as you can!" Yelled Sesshomaru as he hastily scaled the ferris wheel to cars that held people. Inu Yasha had already gone to the base of the ferris wheel and grunted in reply, as he focused all he energy on supporting the towering ride in an upright position. Kilala and Sango had gotten out of their car and after depositing Miroku safely on the ground they joined Sesshomaru in rescuing the terrified occupants of the ride. Nearby fair-goers stared up at the tipping ride.
"Hurry!" Inu Yasha shouted as he wavered slightly. Kilala landed on the ground and Sango helped ten people off the demon's back. Sesshomaru carried people down in groups of three.
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Inside Kagome and Shippo's car.
Shippo watched wide-eyed from inside the carpartment. "Kagome, they won't forget us will they?"
"Of course not." She tried to declare confidently, her voice trembled slightly. "They're getting people off from the bottom to the top."
"Oh." Shippo hugged Kagome and hide his face. "But I'm still scared."
"All leaving come abroad, last call!" Sesshomaru stood in the car's doorway, Kagome sighed in relief. Shippo gave a cry of joy. Moments later the trio were safely on the ground.
"Inu Yasha, we've got them all!" Miroku yelled. "Let go and I'll clean up!" The hanyou immediately complied as Miroku whipped off his pray beads. Everyone stared as the colossal ferris wheel was sucked into the palm of the young man. Miroku kept the beads at hand, ready at a moments need to cover the mystic hole incase someone was pulled towards him. There was a moment of silence as Miroku retied the pray beads over his hand…
And than a cheer swept through the crowd and people began swarming the three saviors, many of them had cameras (hey, when you go on vacation don't you bring a camera?) and news crews were beginning to show up. Not to mention the police and firefighters. Then, the cameras started flashing. Inu Yasha blinked, dazed. He began to wish that the second pair of sunglasses hadn't been destroyed. Sesshomaru smiled for the camera, his fingers forming a victory sign. Miroku instinctually posed, even though he had no idea what cameras were for.
"Inu Yasha, we have to get out of here, before they figure out that you guys aren't human…well I guess they already know that by now." Whispered Kagome to the hanyou. Miroku had begun talking a very pretty reporter, and Sesshomaru was surrounded by a few himself. Suddenly Inu found a black microphone stuffed into his face.
"Who are you, and how did you manage to hold up an entire ferris wheel?" Questioned the reporter.
"Whaaa?" Was all that the shocked hanyou managed to get out.
"Let's get out of here! Everyone to the car!" Kagome climbed onto Inu Yasha's back with Shippo. And Miroku, a still confused Mrs. H. and Sango jumped onto Kilala. Before the reporters and crowds knew it, the mysterious heroes had vanished.
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In the Grumpy section of the Parking Lot
The group loaded into the car at an unaveragely high speed. Mrs. H sat in the driver's seat, Miroku beside her. This left the people that were to be in the backseat with a terrible predicament. 5 people, 3 seats. Shippo could easily sit on someone's lap but what about the leftover person?
Sesshy smirked as he stated his solution to their problem; "Kagome can sit on my lap." Inu Yasha snarled, grabbed Kagome by the waist and promptly sat down in the far left seat with her on his lap. Kagome blinked and she slowly began turning bright red. Inu Yasha leaned back in his seat //Hmph, I got the better of you, Sesshomaru, for once.// He glanced at the elder demon and sweatdropped. Sesshomaru had a large grin implanted on his face. //…Fuck…// The hanyou turned a shade of red to challenge Kagome's own blush. Sesshoumaru took the middle seat and Sango sat beside him with Shippo and Kilala on her lap.
Kagome sat stiff in Inu's lap and sighed. Inu, himself, was sullen and sending death glares to his brother. //Going to the fair was more chaotic than I thought it would be…Maybe next time we should just go to the movies…// Kagome thought to herself. Mrs. H clicked on the radio, Kagome blinked. She recognized the song that was coming on. //Maybe I should try what Inu Yasha did, change the lyrics, it would get my mind off things..// As the song began she sang the right lyrics out-loud, but mentally made her own version.
"There's times where I want something more,"
//That works.// "Someone more like me." //Who knows what a traffic jam is and a tv.// "There's times when this dress rehearsal," "Seems incomplete," "But, you see the colors in me like no one else." ["But, you see the powers in me like no one else."] "And behind your dark glasses you're..." //Well…the sunglasses he used to have.// "You're something else." //Stays.// "You're really lovely," ["You're really cuddly,"] She smirked slightly. "Underneath it all." "You want to love me," ["You want to hug me,"] She sweatdropped. //I doubt that he wants to go that far.// "Underneath it all." "I'm really lucky," //..I guess I am..// "Underneath it all." "You're really lovely." ["You're really cuddly."] "You know some real bad tricks," She humphed slightly. Inu Yasha blinked. "And you need some discipline." She grinned. //No doubt about that.// "But, lately you've been trying real hard," Kagome bit her lip. //I guess he has been trying, after all he did put on the ridiculous pink shirt.// "And giving me your best," She nodded. "And, you give me the most gorgeous sleep," ["And, you give me the most gorgeous time,"] //…// She shook her head. "That I've ever had." "And when it's really bad," She narrowed her eyes, as she thought about the all the times it seemed Inu Yasha didn't care for her, or even respect her. "I guess it's not that bad." She pictured his face when he was asleep in her bed that time he slept over at her house, and her face softened. The refrain played again. "So many moons that we have seen," //Definitely and something always goes wrong on the new moons.// "Stumbling back next to me." ["Stumbling back next to you."] //As if Inu Yasha would ever be caught stumbling.// "I've seen right through and underneath," //Through his tough guy act.// "And you make me better." "I've seen right through and underneath," "And you make me better." "Better... better..." "For real, cuz underneath it all," Sango, Sesshoumaru, Inu Yasha, and Shippo all stared at Kagome as she began to sing with an accent. "You are my real prince charming," She snorted. //Yea right.// "Like the heat from the fire," ["Like the flame in the fire,"] "You were always burning." ["You were always fighting."] "Anytime you're around," "My body keeps staling" "for your touch your kisses and your sweet romancin'" //…Or not.// "There's anotha side a you weh dis here woman a adore." //The big softie side.// "Aside from your temper everything else secure." //Grr…very, very, very bad temper.// "You're good for me baby," ["You're good for me Inu,"] "Oh that, I'm sure," "Cuz over and over again," //Those can stay too.// "I want more." //Or not.// "You've used up all your coupons," "You've used up all your past girls," She lowered her eyes. //Kikyo..// "And all you've got left is me," //Stays.// "And somehow I'm full of forgiveness," "I guess it's meant to be." [When I shouldn't be.] She thought somewhat angrily, as she crossed her arms. The refrain repeated once more and the song was over. She sighed happily and momentarily forgetting that she was still Inu's lap, she leaned back. Inu noticed that for some reason or another Kagome wasn't as stiff, in fact she seemed relaxed. He moved slightly, getting comfortable in his seat, Kagome wasn't heavy, but sitting straight up wasn't very comfortable. ************************************************************************ And somewhere behind the car, on the highway, a person chases after them… "Sesshoumaru-sama, waaaaaait for me!!! I need the keys for the car!!! Waaaaaaait!!!!!" Wailed a familiar short green person in a kiddy outfit (the only modern clothes that would fit him) blue jean overalls, and a yellow Minnie Mouse shirt. ************************************************************************
Whee, it's Jaken, a miracle, Sesshoumaru hasn't killed him yet. Now we're back in the car, so the chapters are going to go back to their old length (Come-on how much action can take place in a car besides a crash or a flat tire) until the ride is over. Now you're all probably wondering how did Kilala get here, well..uhhh..a plothole appeared and dropped her in. I've always connected this song with Kagome and Inu Yasha, who knows why. One of my friends said this song reminded of her of Tesyugia and Yui's (from Fushigi Yuugi) relationship. I sooooo sorry that I haven't updated in decades, I've been so buzy and I haven't been able to do anything. Since it's now spring break, YAY, I going to dedicate to updating when I'm home (I'm going away for a week), and when I'm not drawing. I plan to do a piece of art a day, yesterday I did human Sesshy (came out good ^-^) and today I did Sesshy as Kakashi from Naruto. Seeing a theme? ^_^() Gar, spring break is over, and I didn't do almost any work!! Oh well, update…sometime…*Sweatdrop*
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There's times where I want something more,
Someone more like me. There's times when this dress rehearsal, Seems incomplete, But, you see the powers in me like no one else. And behind your dark glasses you're... You're something else. You're really cuddly, Underneath it all. You want to hug me, Underneath it all. I'm really lucky, Underneath it all. You're really cuddly. You know some real bad tricks, And you need some discipline. But, lately you've been trying real hard, And giving me your best, And, you give me the most gorgeous time, That I've ever had. And when it's really bad, I guess it's not that bad. You're really cuddly, Underneath it all. You want to hug me, Underneath it all. I'm really lucky, Underneath it all. You're really cuddly. The refrain played again. So many moons that we have seen, Stumbling back next to you. I've seen right through and underneath And you make me better. I've seen right through and underneath, And you make me better. Better... better... For real, cuz underneath it all, You are my real prince charming, Like the flame in the fire, You were always fighting. Anytime you're around," My body keeps staling" for your touch your kisses and your sweet romancin' There's anotha side a you weh dis here woman a adore. Aside from your temper everything else secure. You're good for me Inu, Oh that, I'm sure, Cuz over and over again, "I want more. You've used up all your past girls, And all you've got left is me, And somehow I'm full of forgiveness, When I shouldn't be. You're really cuddly, Underneath it all. You want to hug me, Underneath it all. I'm really lucky, Underneath it all. You're really cuddly. Underneath it all. You're really cuddly, Underneath it all. You want to hug me, Underneath it all. I'm really lucky, Underneath it all. You're really cuddly. Oooh. Underneath it all. Oooh. Underneath it all. Oooh. Underneath it all. Oooh. Underneath it all.